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I am Aristotle Means. I mean what I say and say what I mean by all means. As a professor, I wish to teach the people in this nexus my philosophy. The end justifies the means. Also, any memers will be shut down by any means necessary and sent back to class with detention.
Memers, Beware
It has been a long age since I was last here. You memers may have thought you have won the war with your use of Geometry to be "edgy" and enhance your memes and your heelies! It has been so long that a cult of the memer known as "Futaba" has been formed. But no longer. For I, Aristotle Mean, have returned to combat you memers once again!
The Anti-Meme Force is recruiting
These memers must be stopped!!!
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If you read this...
Stop Memeing and get back to studying.
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Memers beware. I have returned.
I have returned. Now my gifs seem to be working, I have returned to battle the memer forces. Mwu Ha Ha Ha
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Keep calm and throw chalk
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Halt these antics
No doing the Mario in the halls! Meming is not loud! Halt this at once! <br> <br> <a href='https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/f/f0/Aristotle_Means_%28real%29_-_angry.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223928' class='link' target='_blank'>https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/f/f0/Aristotle_Means_%28real%29_-_angry.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223928</a>
The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
Huh. I stand corrected. My apologies for my earlier disbelief. I do not believe I have introduced myself. My name is Aristotle Means. I am a defence attorney and Professor at Themis Legal Academy. Pleasure to meet you.
The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
If you ever want to be a defence attourney, that is the way to triumph. It is the method I teach, after all. <br> <br> <a href='https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/f/f3/Aristotle_Means_-_spin.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223928' class='link' target='_blank'>https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/f/f3/Aristotle_Means_-_spin.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223928</a>
This is getting out of hand
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The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
May I have some coffee?
The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
Hmm? Are you detectives? <br> <br> <a href='https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/39/Aristotle_Means_-_a-ok_no_grin.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20160326224657' class='link' target='_blank'>https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/39/Aristotle_Means_-_a-ok_no_grin.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20160326224657</a>
The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
Are you trying to catch a criminal?
The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
Demons? The mythological beings you mean? Is that some sort of term for a group of criminals?
A PSA
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The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
Then you shouldn't be trying to capture criminals. You should leave that to the police. <br> <br> <a href='https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/9f/Aristotle_Means_-_normal.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223927' class='link' target='_blank'>https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/9f/Aristotle_Means_-_normal.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223927</a> <br>
The caffeine cave: A new beggining.
Wll, if you wish to be a defence atourney, my course is always open to someone with as much talent as you. I think I shall return to this place. I do enjoy the atmosphere. Farewell. <br> <br> *Means flashes an eerie grin and leaves* <br> <br> <a href='https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3c/Aristotle_Means_-_a-ok_1.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223926' class='link' target='_blank'>https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3c/Aristotle_Means_-_a-ok_1.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20150204223926</a>
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