The caffeine cave: A new beggining.

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Welcome to a new cafe! By me! Because the other cafes were made fun of because of the name, so I made this one!

Gabentheholy

*A lone stranger walks into the cafe an takes a seat at the far side of the room, with his back to the wall he watches everyone intently, not uttering a single word

BonafideMonafide04

Hi there! Would you like to order something?

SatoNishima

*Dante enters*

Sam

*Portals his corner into the cafÃ©*
Hi.

Gabentheholy

'I'll take a coffee,' The stranger growls. 'black, no sugar.'

BonafideMonafide04

*gives the stranger a black coffee*
There ya go!

BonafideMonafide04

Hey Dante. Hey Sam.

SatoNishima

Dante: Hello Bona!

Gabentheholy

'Hmm, this is good, you got talent kid' the stranger said

BonafideMonafide04

Thanks!

BonafideMonafide04

.......

BonafideMonafide04

Well I guess buissness is slow today....

Sam

Brought my corner back since I know you don't mind.

BonafideMonafide04

*internal screaming*
YEAH SURE ITS OK

Sam

That's good. I knew you would understand.
*Sam smirks as he turns his attention to attuning his metal arm*

Grammar

CAFE BONER!

BonafideMonafide04

Shoot ap grenmor

Grammar

Fix your grammar man!

BonafideMonafide04

NOH

Grammar

Naho trained your grammar well.

BonafideMonafide04

I iz spekin liek did too anoe u

Sam

Yo Grama Sucz

Grammar

http://www.corbin.com

Grammar

My favourite site.

BonafideMonafide04

Tankz zem

Grammar

Present Continuous
The present continuous is used to talk about present situations which we see as short-term or temporary. We use the present simple to talk about present situations which we see as long-term or permanent.

In these examples, the action is taking place at the time of speaking.

It's raining.
Who is Kate talking to on the phone?
Look, somebody is trying to steal that man's wallet.
I'm not looking. My eyes are closed tightly.
In these examples, the action is true at the present time but we don't think it will be true in the long term.

I'm looking for a new apartment.
He's thinking about leaving his job.
They're considering making an appeal against the judgment.
Are you getting enough sleep?
In these examples, the action is at a definite point in the future and it has already been arranged.

I'm meeting her at 6.30.
They aren't arriving until Tuesday.
We are having a special dinner at a top restaurant for all the senior managers.
Isn't he coming to the dinner?

Sam

Behold Grammer. The best of humanity.

Grammar

You finally use grammar. I'm impressed.

BonafideMonafide04

Anyways....

Grammar

What?

Akira

Akira walks into the cafe inconspicuously. Amongst the clatter and shitpost, Akira began soaking each corner of the cafe with gasoline. After finishing his task without being noticed, he approached the cafe owner and placed a hand on Bona's shoulder. "I'm so sorry but... It's tradition." Akira tried hard not to cry. The hard work that went into making this establishment and keeping it open all for what? A meme... A meme that was older than time itself.

Akira walked away from Bona and left the cafe. Outside of the cafe, Akira lit up a stick of dynamite and threw it inside. The fuse only had a few seconds left to detonate and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. Ka-boom, my friends... Ka-boom...

Grammar

GRAMMAR CAN'T DIE!

BonafideMonafide04

GOSH DIDDLY DARN IT NOT AGAIN!

Grammar

YES BURN BURN BURN!

Sam

*Sam activates the sprinklers on his table to save it from the flames*
Defence systems.

Grammar

*SABOTAGES THE SYSTEM!

BonafideMonafide04

*is done rebuilding the cafe*

Sam

*Table defence systems shoot Grammar.*
Try me, Bitch.

Grammar

*DODGES*

Grammar

If Pirus and Crips all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole city go against me
Every time I'm in the street I hear

"YAWK! YAWK! YAWK! YAWK!"

BonafideMonafide04

*Puts up a sign that says "Also visit the underground tavern! It's not a cafe, so you can't blow it up."

Gabentheholy

*the inconspicuous stranger uses his divine will to reconstruct the cafe out of thin air. "No more of this shit or I'll end you all" he said before turning away and walking into the night

BonafideMonafide04

...

BonafideMonafide04

*starts listening to edgy rock music*
Ooc: specifically

BonafideMonafide04

I wonder if anyone will show up....

HibkiKuze

*Hibki walks in* Hi Bona!

BonafideMonafide04

Yo hib, nya. Sup?

Aristotle_Means

*A man with a globe cane enters.*
Hmm. What a nice little place. Almost like that underground place, but a little more cosy.

BonafideMonafide04

Hello there.

HibkiKuze

I took my phone and had the call traced, however the police couldn't trace it. I guess I'm meeting the demon summoner tonight without knowing who they are.

BonafideMonafide04

Well since you have to go alone, good luck.

Aristotle_Means

May I have some coffee?

HibkiKuze

Hey, I might be going alone but I need you on a roof for tactical support. *He gets out a map of the area and points to two circles* This is where me and the villain are meeting. *He points to a building to the north* This is where I need someone to watch if things go wrong.

BonafideMonafide04

*gives @Aristotle_Meansa coffee*

BonafideMonafide04

Huh. That's a smart plan.

Aristotle_Means

Are you trying to catch a criminal?

HibkiKuze

Villainy ideals 101. They contacted me so I pick the meeting place. I picked a place where I have good cover and I can see them coming.

BonafideMonafide04

Alrighty then. I'll help a bit too. I'll give you a modified walkie talkie that way I can listen in on the conversation without them hearing me.

Aristotle_Means

Hmm? Are you detectives?

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BonafideMonafide04

No, not really.

HibkiKuze

No, I'm a demon hunter and I'm about to meet with the one summoning the demons. I called in a favor for the intelligence on this location.

Aristotle_Means

Then you shouldn't be trying to capture criminals. You should leave that to the police.

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HibkiKuze

Like the police could deal with a demon summoner. I work for JPs, which is a part of the government. So I am qualified to capture this guy.

Aristotle_Means

Hmm. You are no younger than my students, so you'll have excuse me, but I do not believe you. If you truly are a government agent, you would have a badge correct? For example, my defence attorney's badge.

*Means presents his badge. It is a set of scales, but it looks like a screaming face*

HibkiKuze

*He presents his JPs badge* It's legit, I'm on an actual government payroll.

Aristotle_Means

Huh. I stand corrected. My apologies for my earlier disbelief. I do not believe I have introduced myself. My name is Aristotle Means. I am a defence attorney and Professor at Themis Legal Academy. Pleasure to meet you.

HibkiKuze

Hibki Kuze, I'm a demon hunter, as stated previously. It pays the bills. Hey Bona, can I have some water?

Aristotle_Means

Demons? The mythological beings you mean? Is that some sort of term for a group of criminals?

HibkiKuze

Umm, no real demons sadly. They're dangerous and ruthless. Well most are, with a few exceptions.

Aristotle_Means

Hmm. It seems Japan still has a few suprises left for my old soul yet. Either way, as a government agent, I wish that you luck and hope that you do your best. As I always say, the ends justify the memes.

HibkiKuze

I know a few people who think that way, they tend to make more enemies than anything. Working for the government I have to stay as ethical as possible.

Aristotle_Means

If you have a dangerous killer with a high kill count who is holding one man as hostage, would you let the killer live just to save the one salary man even if it means said killer would kill again? That is a waste of human lives. As I said, the end justifies the means.

HibkiKuze

In that case I see your point. However in other situations there are better ways to solve a problem.

Aristotle_Means

If you ever want to be a defence attourney, that is the way to triumph. It is the method I teach, after all.

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HibkiKuze

Maybe I'll check out your school someday. Law has always interested me.

Aristotle_Means

Wll, if you wish to be a defence atourney, my course is always open to someone with as much talent as you. I think I shall return to this place. I do enjoy the atmosphere. Farewell.

*Means flashes an eerie grin and leaves*

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HibkiKuze

Enjoy your evening.

BonafideMonafide04

*bona wakes up*
Wow, I've been getting more sleep and I still just fall asleep.

HibkiKuze

Good evening sleeping beauty, can I have some water?

BonafideMonafide04

*slides hib a glass of water*

Rom_Dolos

*Enters* Another one?

BonafideMonafide04

Yo rom, this is attempt 3 at a cafe.

Rom_Dolos

What happened to the other two? Anyway, can I have a green tea?

HibkiKuze

Thanks. *He looks at the clock* Two more hours. I wonder who I'm meeting.

BonafideMonafide04

Oh, and here's the device. *gives Hibki a walkie talkie with a microphone in it*
It's a one way walkie talkie. I'll text you instructions on what to do so I can hear the conversation.

BonafideMonafide04

*gives rom a green tea*

King_Phoenix

I'd like some Fire Whiskey, please.

HibkiKuze

Thanks, still, normal demon Summoners can only summon two at a time in my world. Who has so many demons?

BonafideMonafide04

First one blew up, second one was meme infested.

BonafideMonafide04

*gives the Phoenix king a glass of fire whiskey*

Gin

Planning an assassination or something?
*Gin enters and sits down at Sam's booth*

HibkiKuze

No, a meeting with the person who summoned so many demons and messed with the weather. They requested for me to show up alone. It screams trap at me though.

Gin

Like either of you will actually come alone. I'll watch the shop again when Bona inevitably goes to assist you.

Rom_Dolos

Messing with the weather? Interesting... *Takes out his laptop and starts typing*

HibkiKuze

Of course I'm not going alone.

HibkiKuze

Remember the heat wave, then the cold front, then the storm, then the wind storm?

Rom_Dolos

Oh yeah, I'm a little too focused when it comes to work...

Rom_Dolos

so, it's rare for me to pay attention to my surroundings...

HibkiKuze

*Byakko appears in human form* Hib, I'm going with Bona, if that's okay with him.

Orochi

*he runs in and barricades the door*

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God-Man

*An old-man suddenly appears at the counter, no one is sure how he got there, but he seems familiar*

HibkiKuze

Umm, do you have a translator?

PascalEXE

TRANSLATION: DAMN... COMMODORE PERRY! HIS SUDDEN BUT DESTRUCTIVE ARRIVAL CAUSED APOLLYON TO ATTACK LORD'S CASTLE!

Rom_Dolos

Uh... It's still a work in progress...

Gin

Google translate?

HibkiKuze

It's as accurate as google translate.

Rom_Dolos

Right on the mark, guys!

Orochi

*he looks out to see being paranoid until a Blackstone Legion knight and a crony of the American captain and goes into hiding*

God-Man

*God-Man looks around the room and sighs. Nothing seems to have happened*

naho

*naho, and sami are suddenly here*

Gin

BANG!

BonafideMonafide04

*wakes up*
Why do I keep falling asleep?

Sam

I tried waking everyone up, but it didn't do anything.

Gin

OOC: I hate being half asleep. Meh.

BonafideMonafide04

Oh. OK.

HibkiKuze

Oh, It's time to go meet the culprit. Let's go. *He leaves*

Gin

I'm just almost asleep right now myself. Sam, conspiracy theory please.
Sam: Bugger off, Gin

BonafideMonafide04

Alright. Gin, watch the place for me. *he follows*

Gin

Yeah, sure. Cobalt, do your thing.
*Gin falls asleep*

BonafideMonafide04

*walks in* Alright, day..... 3?

BonafideMonafide04

*hums*

Bgammax

OOC: Mind keeping this on Naho's thing? There's really no reason for you guys to have two threads that are basically "Bona and Naho hang out, sometimes other people appear"

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: well this is more of a anyone is welcome thing, while the other is the thing you're talking about.

Aristotle_Means

OOC: So, I should be using this one. Got it.

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: no, you can go to either. Doesn't really matter much.

Grammar

BONER CAFE!

BonafideMonafide04

SHUT UP GRAMMAR PLEASE STOP

Bgammax

OOC: Dammit Grammar I had faith in you, focus less on trolling Bona and Naho and more on correcting people. I loved the joke at first.

Grammar

Never.

Grammar

OOC: Don't hate Gamma! *sad face*

Golden_Yu

Ooc: you should stick to one gag, like me, using Yu in my posts as much as possible

BonafideMonafide04

*whistles*

BonafideMonafide04

*taps the table*

BonafideMonafide04

*walks im*
Day 4....someone please come in...

Anon_King

*Blows it up*

BonafideMonafide04

*rebuilds it*

Arkham

"Day 4"
*looks at initial post*
"2 days ago"
:thinking:

Grammar

BONER CAFE!

BonafideMonafide04

S H U T U P G R A M M A R

BonafideMonafide04

Please

Grammar

SHUT UP FAKE BONA!

BonafideMonafide04

No.

Grammar

CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI!

BonafideMonafide04

STOP PLEASE

Insomniac

How about you let this thread sleep into the depths of this forum
And not become me

Grammar

CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI CAT HENTAI WITH NAHO!

bomb

*bombs this shitstorm*

BonafideMonafide04

*leaves*
Nope! Not dealing with this!