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Sarinman
Jokeman x Bonafied-Monafied
“Hey Bona, what’s the answer to this question?” Jokeman asked, talking to his good friend Bona. They had known each other for a while, and had become rather close. “What do you want Jokeman” Bona responded. While Jokeman appreciated his time with Bona, the same couldn’t be said about Bona’s time with Jokeman. The fact that he randomly broke out singing sonic forces songs was quite annoying after all. “What’s 3b x 18j / 13?” said Jokeman. Bona didn’t respond, so Jokeman asked again, this time louder. “It’s 8. Now leave me alone. I’m trying to pirate some persona games.” Bona answered reluctantly. “Thanks man. Hey, we should go out to get some food after clas-” Jokeman said, before being cut off by Bona telling him to shut up. After class ended, Jokeman found Bona and decided to give it another shot. “I got a giftcard to Hagakure, if you want to come with I’ll pay for your meal. As a thanks for giving me that test question. I’ve heard some pretty epic things about Hagakure.” Bona sighed. “Sure, why not.” Jokeman fist pumped, before going to his next class. He’d been trying to get Bona to go out with him for a while now, but Bona kept on responding that ‘He doesn’t want to go to the next Sonic Convention with you’ and that ‘Sonic is a dying franchise that needs to just roll over and give up’. This, of course, angered Jokeman, but he could never stay mad at Bona for too long. After school they met up at Hagakure, where they both ordered a Hagakure Bowl. “Wow, this is as epic as I thought.” Jokeman noted while happily slurping noodles from the bowl. Bona hummed in acknowledgement before going back to his food. “So why did you want to take me here really Jokeman? I know we’re friends and all, but normally you’d try to take me to a convention or something.” Bona asked his friend. Jokeman turned away before responding. “Well uh… nevermind.” Mumbled Jokeman, blushing. He finished up his bowl, put the payment on the table and turned back to Bona. “Hey, could we go to my place after this. I have something I want to show you.” “Oh boy, what did you buy this time…” asked Bona, not really wanting to know the answer. Jokeman, of course, missed the cue and his eyes lit up.
Sarinman
(Part two) “Well I got a-” “No. Don’t say anything else. I don’t want to know…” Said an exasperated Bona. They decided to walk to Jokeman’s house, side by side, both filled with Hagakure Bowls. “Man, that stuff sure was good. But what did you want to ask me back there?” Bona asked, pondering why Jokeman would do something so out of character. “Well… uh… I’ll tell you once we reach my place.” Jokeman mumbled again. He’d been wanting to tell Bona how he felt about him, but never felt comfortable doing it in the open area. ‘I can do this… I can do this… I can do this…’ He said internally. They finally reached the house and went to Jokeman’s room, where Bona sat on a chair, Jokeman on his bed. “So what is it man? Cat’s got your tongue?” Bona chuckled to himself. Jokeman looked away, before taking a deep breath. “Bona, I like you… A lot... “ Bona choked on his spit, wondering what the actual hell he just heard. “Not just platonically, but romantically as well…” Bona fell off his chair. “DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!” Bona yelled. “WHO JUST SAYS THAT OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE THAT?!” Jokeman flinched, before gathering his courage once more. “I doubt you feel the same way, but I’ve been meaning to tell you this for a while now. I just wanted to get it off my chest.” Jokeman finally said, looking Bona in the eyes. Bona looked away, flushed. “W-well… I’ve kinda felt the same way about you too…” Bona mumbled, wondering if this could be his chance to finally take their *friendship* to the next level. Jokeman’s eyes widened, and his mouth dropped. “For real? You’re not joking or anything, right Bona?” Jokeman asked, shocked but also skeptical. “You’re not just trying to make fun of me right?” “I mean it. Last year when we became friends, I thought you were pretty cute. The more I got to know you, the more I pretty much made up my mind that I was in love with you. Your weird monotone way of talking, your epic spams, even the Sonic stuff.” Bona said, looking Jokeman in the eyes as well. They both broke out into a huge grin, before Jokeman jumped up from his bed, and hugged Bona, knocking him off his feet and taking him to the ground before they both shared a passionate kiss. And they lived happily ever after.
kazami
FINALLY ITS HERE
bonafide-monafied
I didn't sign up for this.
Sarinman
By helping me that one time, I had to repay the favor my dude.
Gin
This reminds me of the time someone wrote a Leo X Hunter fanfic on the phansite Discord when that was still a thing.
Pineapple
Bless this phanfics are back. I missed them.
elmco
what in the god damn
Cait_Sith
hot
Tot_Pop
Totally rockin' my dude
Jokeman
what the
Catn
I should just stop trying to have good days if i'm gonna stay on this site
Natsuki
I would defintely ship this~
Pancake_Knight
This was not expected. I am still okay with this.