<i>It had been a long time since the oft underappreciated cafe opened its doors. Some might find themselves wistfully wandering by on dreamy afternoons, waiting for a dream that might never come true. Until at last, it did. The small cafe was run, not by its usual owner, but by a girl who looks to be college age dressed up in a punkish black and white outfit with her blonde hair frosted red. The... New counter keeper stands there, cleaning off a few glasses as she awaits the inevitable.</i>

When I first purchased this game I came in with low expectations after having played Player Unknown Battlegrounds and being less than impressed. Little did I know this game was about to BLOW. MY. MIND. It started off as you would expect, waiting to get enough people for the game to start but once it did things got wild. At first I was appalled to find none of the other players were interested in my talks about peaceful cooperation and preferred to settle their issues with gun-based violence, which was by far my biggest problem with Player Unknown. But that’s when I found it. You see, Fortnite has a simplified crafting system that enables you to build your own customizable home in the middle of this chaos. By stealing materials from the surrounding area while your angry neighbors yell at you to get off their lawn and threaten you with gun violence. That’s when it hit me. Fortnite is more than just a game, it’s the most realistic Rural American home building simulator in history. Once I discovered this I couldn’t stop playing, though the community could be a little more helpful Overall I rate this game a 6/5, an incredible work of art everyone should enjoy

<i>Off on one of the various side streets of the city lies a fairly old building simply labeled &quot;GYM&quot;, its been well-worn, though its reinforced door implies it was totally rockin' in the past, today it feels more like an elderly man tryin' to remember the good old days. That is to say its clearly fallen on some harder times, to the point where it almost seemed abandoned. That is to say, it would be if it weren't for the noise bouncing out of the place, disturbing an otherwise quaint and quiet neighborhood with some kinda' metal gear that's clearly been cranked up to 11</i>