"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

Whats an epitah

Whats an epitah "An epitaph is a short text honoring a deceased person. Strictly speaking, it refers to text that is inscribed on a tombstone or plaque, but it may also be used in a figurative sense." -Wikipedia "he died as he lived, confused."

“Wait, who is this?”

"He was like all of us, Shit."

"It was my wife. Follow the money."

"Marche was right"

"he really did show us what he would do for a klondike bar."

no, that's too sad

Shit you right uhhhhhhhh

I mean, it depends. is it good riddance to the you, the corpse? or is it good riddance to anyone who reads your tombstone?

I can't edit the original one so.. Why was there a gremlin in our trash can." (Had to make a better one ya know? I kinda just thought what was on my mind. I give too many memes to my family and I think they hate it haha.)

"He died doing what he loved, fighting gods."

"You're next line will be: I can't die! " Ohhh

"In honor of a great pizza topping"

“Idiot only cared about memes and anime”

"In honor of a great pizza topping"do not speak of sin in my presence

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