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Anti-Aqua
I am darkness
I... can say the n-word
Anti-Aqua
points my glockblade at the out of canon poster "What foolish is this? Do you truly underestimate me so to think that I cannot master the power of memery and roleplay both?"
InterNiko
Niko refrains from saying anything naughty.
Anti-Aqua
"Hah! My power was so overwhelming that they deleted their post!"
The_Climber
(Just wanting to know also when I have the () in the Spoilers that means I'm just talking in OOC but yeah..) Climber would look at Aqua in confusion from a cornor. Wondering if the person (Aqua) was okay and needed some help, not knowing that this Aqua is pretty much evil
Jaguar_Warrior
* A wild Jaguar Warrior falls from the sky.* Nyah! Do I sense a Meme RP? I, the mighty Jaguar Warrior, invite myself to Nyah you up in the name of Kuku and good fish!
Anti-Aqua
The dark Aqua would fail to notice the in-canon versiom of The_Climber. However, she was caught off guard by Jaguar Warrior, and felt a sense of challenge. "What is this, a challenge? Pathetic. My memes have both the taint of dark and the power of dank. I'll eradicate you for your insolence!" Aqua thrusts her right arm forward, summoning spears of darkness intersected in a T shape. As she unfolds her fist into an open palm, these weapons of negative energy flash forwards towards Jaguar
Jaguar_Warrior
Nyah! *Jaguar Warrior leaps out of the way of the attack and pulls a naginata out.* Nyah ha ha! Did you think you could beat me with that? I am JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! *Air horns sound from somewhere* Now taste my Nyahtastic powa! Jaguar Punch! *Despite the name, Jaguar Warrior actually spins her Naginata around and comes crashing down on Aqua, laughing all the while*
Master_Xehanort
χ-blade!
Fat_Albert
Fat Albert instant transmissions to Anti-Aqua. Aqua, you gotta snap out of it, this isn't like you! Hey hey hey, darkness is gay!
Master_Xehanort
DARKNESS!
The_Climber
Climber just watched them fight... He didn't know what to do, if he should help the one person (Jaguar Warrior) or the other person (Anti Aqua) But he still just hide... mostly since he got scared of the darkness since he gave him a flashback to one being that he had to fight in his past
(edited by The_Climber)
Anti-Aqua
The Aqua chuckles, amused by Fat Albert's attempts to sway her "Insolent pest, I'm not the Aqua you know. I'm from another dimension or time travel or something, and i'm permanently evil! ...But doing something totally independent from Xehanort, which most likely has no long term effects. Regardless, i'm still really strong and nothing you can do can stop me!:
Jaguar_Warrior
Nyah! *Jaguar Warrior appears next to the Climber and smacks them upside the head with her Naginata for thinking she was a man before going back to jumping at Aqua since she didn't react to her attack for some reason.*
Master_Xehanort
*Xehanort suddenly spams Curaga on Aqua.* χ-blade!
Anti-Aqua
Aqua forms a barrier construed of miniature dark hexagons before her, clashing with Jaguar's attack and propelling him backward. At the same time, she feels invigorated by Master Xehanort's magic. "Heh, thanks, Mr. Goatee." She then shoots several spear-like crystaline projectiles from her glockblade at Jaguar, then a few at Fat Albert before she backflips onto a tall boulder to reload.
The_Climber
(Just going to ingore what Jaguar did to Climber since I fixed the text to make sure I didn't mix Jaguar for a man... I just call her a person) Climber would see the fighting going on. He would hold his pickaxe tightly has he doesn't know if he should intervene in the fight
Jaguar_Warrior
Gah! Why is there a potato healing the meme demon?! *Jaguar Warrior is caught off guard and is hit, being sent flying. Annoyed, Jaguar Warrior throws her Naginata at Xehanort.* JAGUAR BEAM!
Master_Xehanort
χ-blade! *Xehanort would teleport after being hit by the Naginata, and begin to summon a virtually endless thunder storm to coat the battlefield.*
Jaguar_Warrior
NYAAAAAAAAAH! *Jaguar Warrior starts running around trying to avoid getting struck by lighting.* I HATE THUNDER! KUKU! SAVE ME! NYAAAAAAH! *Jaguar Warrior punches Climber while they are flailing around.*
The_Climber
Climber would quickly dodge the punch. He soon sees the lightning hitting the ground... he relized if one of those lightning hits him then he might catch on fire Climber soon did the same thing as Jaguar Warrior and started running around trying to avoid gettign struck by lightning... however he realized he needed to stop Xehanort to make him stop summoning lightning. He soon runs at Xehanort, while dodging the lightning before reaching him and soon he made his (Climber) body into a twist before he spins around with his pickaxe and trys to hit Xehanort (Like this) https://youtu.be/LlrfVRjqIR4?t=183 (3:03 to 3:07)
Anti-Aqua
"Well, uh, the old man seems to be stealing the show so i'l just... I'm going to Disney Land."
Master_Xehanort
χ-blade!? *Xehanort would be hit heavily by the attack and teleport, but the lightning would not stop; he would be put out of commission for a short while, as he recharged within a shield bubble.
Jaguar_Warrior
Disney land. Truly, you are the master of evil. Disney land is a place of terrors. Have you seen those costumes? They are terrifying. Too want to go to such a place willingly. Truly, you are a master of darkness with no equal. I must slay thee! *Jaguar Warrior appears behind Aqua and tries to stab her in the back with her Naginata* Heh. Nothing personel kid.
elmco
"i'm a god, good luck trying to fight me." [elm then proceeds to chug a bottle of rubbing alcohol.] "that hits the spot." [he then immediately starts vomiting.]
(edited by elmco)
Anti-Aqua
Anti-Aqua was unable to dodge Jaguar's attack in time, being wounded and bleeding darkness. "Fuck." She assumes her space traveling form and disappears into a mist of darkness
moebius
Good job Says a somewhat annoying voice from just offscreen as Moebius, who was definitely watching the entire time. slowly claps You beat a piece of a thing that barely exists, and a creepy potato. You must be proud of yourselves
Jaguar_Warrior
Nyah ha ha! I, the mighty JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! have clamied victory over the dark lord of Disney Land. Now those evil, creepy af costumes can't harm me. *Jaguar Warrior poses while air horns sound in the distance.* Now, I shall leave before my Catastrophically Nyahtiful power causes people go mad from just being exposed to it. Nyah ha ha. * Jaguar Warrior spins her Naginata rapidly and flies off like a helicopter.*
moebius
Mwahaha,hahahaHAHA. Now that they’re all out of the way. Moebius strolls right up to the Disneyland castle, taking a seat on the nice, plastic throne, and declaring I can become the unopposed KING of Disneyland.
Master_Xehanort
χ-blade! *Xehanort would begin to manipulate the earth, and raise moebius sitting on the throne into the sky, while preparing some kind of attack...
moebius
Woah Moebius remains seared as the throne crashes through the ceiling, looking out over the land before commenting I can see my house from here..... Or well, I could. If I had one
elmco
[elm runs up behind jaguar warrior, suplexing her] "i thought i told you before that you can't beat me"
(edited by elmco)
Jaguar_Warrior
*Jaguar Warrior looks down at Elm trying to Suplex her despite her being a hundred miles in the air and laughs.* Nyah ha ha! Enjoy suplexing thin air, Elm. Also, you still owe me a 5 course meal you hack.
elmco
"i owe you nothing but payback." [elm stares up at jaguar warrior, waiting] "what goes up must come down" [elm jumps up as jaguar warrior begins falling to the ground, grabs her, and suplexes her from many miles high.]
moebius
Ooh, more fighting. Freeze, In an instant, Popcorn appears in Moebius’s hand, which they begin eating from high atop their throne in the sky
Master_Xehanort
χ BLADE! *Xehanort would fire a yellow orb of light toward moebius, and then begin to speed up time quickly, so that it would appear as fast as a missile; rocketing toward it's target.*
moebius
Wait what is? Moebius looks over, squinting at the ball of light before she realizes it getting much larger, faster. Time surge triple accel! Moebius triples the passage of time for themself, effectively tripling their speed as they dodges out of the way, letting the light strike their throne, however there almost seems to be a fire in their eyes Time keeper eh? Just hold on so I can grab those memories. Godhood here I come. Moebius would leap down the mountain, a staff forming in their hand as they descend to land gracefully on the ground, and sweep their rod towards Xehanort
Anti-Aqua
Walks up to the ice cream stand "Yes, i'll take 1 sea-salt ice cream, reverse-please."