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YoRHa No.9 Type S

Ask 9S a Question!

Feel free to ask me a question, and I'll try and answer it at my earliest convenience!

Joker

Why the booty shorts?

Fatposter

Go back to your own game, nerd

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@Joker

Shorts are comfortable. Also, it's YoRHa standard issue uniform for Scanner units like myself, so I can't really protest.

Yuuki Makoto

Can you see how many fingers I am holding?

Joker

We have 6 different gay versions of me running around.
Is it really that big of a surprise to see another franchise show up?

Mementos4all

hack this website faggot

Mementos4all

Send me some 2B nudes pls

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@Yuuki Makoto

Well no. I'm looking at an Internet Browser through my UI.

Also, why are you holding fingers? Did you rip another human's fingers off?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@Mementos4all

Well I would hack this site if you wanted. But now I won't. Because that's rude.

Mako-chan

You really want to **** 2B, don't you?

Mako-chan

I'm surprised nobody made that quote yet

Mementos4all

@Mako-chan Let's be honest here...who doesn't?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@Mako-chan

{Pod 153} Report: Unit 9S is currently screaming at the screen, and therefore is unable to issue a proper response. Screaming interpreted as a yes.

YoRHa No.2 Type B

I was about to ask what you were suddenly screaming for an hour ago..

But it seems there was no need for me to bother.

AlibabaPT

Do you play ANY games. Like seriously.

psirockin2

What do you think Personas do when they're not being used to fight?

ricky

can you buy me nier automata

DEUSVULT

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN JOINING THE HOLY CRUSADES?

Fanoftheives

Do ypu think the androids like yourself and 2b could have personas like aigis

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@2B Er. Yeah, sorry about that. I'm sure it must've startled you.

@AlibabaPT Yes! I bugtested a game for a machine lifeform once.

@ricky Ask Yoko Taro.

@DEUSVULT I might have to do some research before I answer that question.

@Fanofthieves I am currently in the process of doing research in that regard. We've acquired a Plume of Dusk, so maybe we could see some results soon!

DEUSVULT

I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT AS A YES!
DEUS VULT!

AlibabaPT

Cool. What kind of game was it?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@AlibabaPT Eh, it was a pretty lame shooter games. Took seconds to beat, and it was filled with bugs. Would not recommend.

AlibabaPT

Yikes. Sounds bad.

YoRHa No.2 Type B

I wasn't too startled, 9S, since I'm fairly used to you yelling out in frustration out of the blue. But since this was more of a scream I was lead to be a bit more concerned.

YoRHa No.2 Type B

Also, we will NOT be joining these Holy Crusades, 9S. We are already with YoRHa and the Resistance.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@2B Ah got it. I didn't know if these Crusades' objectives aligned with the Resistance and YoRHa. And yeah, I lost it a bit back there, huh? I didn't think I'd react so strongly to being asked a question.

bluehairedemo

Ahem.... Boobies or Booty?

DEUSVULT

FUCKING HERETICS!

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@bluehairedemo {Pod 153} Report: Unit 9S has not given a proper response for an extended period of time, despite seeing the question and having the ability to respond.

Analysis: Based on previous data, between the two options presented Unit 9S prefers the latter option.

Hypothesis: If "Legs" was an option, Unit 9S would choose that instead.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

P-Pod 153, that's absurd, and this clearly inaccurate information doesn't help anyone!

YoRHa No.2 Type B

You should consider adjusting your Pod's settings so it will stop openly saying what is on your mind, 9S.

AlibabaPT

@9S Wait, so would I fit the bill for your fetish? (I'm just teasing)

YoRHa No.2 Type B

Unless it is acting out due to your lack of attention it receives from you.

YoRHa No.2 Type B

If that is the case.. Keep acting out, Pod 153.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@2B U-Uh I'll try and make some adjustments ASAP.

@AlibabaPT {Pod 153} Report: Unit 9S is withholding the answer to this question.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Okay, thank you Pod.

AlibabaPT

@9S and say I hacked your pod, then what would it say?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

{Pod 153} Proposal: Unit 9S should give his Tactical Support Pod more attention in order to prevent further data leaks.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

P-Pod initiate anti-hacking measur-

@AlibabaPT

{Pod 153} Withheld answer: Yes.

Fatposter

Im going to kick your """pod""" in its STUPID ass face

YoRHa No.9 Type S

{Pod 153} Report: Unit 9S is currently unconscious and may not be able to respond temporarily.

AlibabaPT

@9S HA.

AlibabaPT

@9S Okay maybe that was going too far.

bluehairedemo

@AlibabaPT But it would've been easier if he admitted his fetish

YoRHa No.2 Type B

Great. Now I have to carry him around until he wakes up.

AlibabaPT

@BlueHairedEmo probably would've.

DEUSVULT

HIS HERETICAL ASS DESERVES IT!
DEUS VULT!

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Ugh... It seems like I end up unconscious and on your back pretty often when I visit this site, huh 2B?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Aaaand it also looks like my information leaked. That's probably the cause of all this trouble then. Sorry, 2B. I really ought to take better care of my Pod...

YoRHa No.2 Type B

That seems to be the case more often than not. But I don't mind watching over you, 9S.

YoRHa No.2 Type B

I'm sure your Pod will forgive you. The Commander and your Operator? Not too sure if they'll be as forgiving once they find out about this.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Well, now I've got quite a bit to look forward to once we get back to the Bunker, huh?

YoRHa No.2 Type B

All I can say is: Good luck, 9S.

psirockin2

Am I allowed to ask a question?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@2B I can already hear the crack of the Commander's whip. *WHAPSH*

@psirockin2 Go for it.

psirockin2

I don't mean to be rude but what exactly are you?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@psirockin2 Long answer: I am a scanner unit for the YoRHa forces, who fight for the sake of mankind.

Short answer: I'm an android.

psirockin2

Okay thanks! And um, do you have a Persona? I mean a Plume of Dusk

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@psirockin2 We are actually working on implementing a Plume of Dusk into either the design of a new or existing YoRHa unit at the moment. Currently, we run on what is known as a Black Box.

psirockin2

Okay! So does that mean you guys run the same as one of the Anti-Shadow weapon robots or are you better

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@psirockin2 Well, I'm not known for being modest, so it'd be kind of difficult to give an unbiased answer.

But to clarify, we are completely different from the Anti-Shadow Units of the Old Era, but we intend on experimenting with the Plume of Dusk to see if our Units can wield Personas. So maybe now, we're on even ground, but once a YoRHa unit gets a Persona I'd say that we'd be better.

psirockin2

Oh, okay. Thanks!

PTAlibaba

Oh yeah, what is that black box thing that you run on? I'm curious of how it works.

YoRHa No.2 Type B

I'm sure if you share that with Alibaba they will just make you unconcious again, 9S. Not to mention again later from the Commander, most likely.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Yeah. Additionally, details on the Black Box are classified. I don't even know all that much about it.

PTAlibaba

Oh. Well I would hack in to find out, but it sounds like your security top notch...

MISERI

I just want to say that 2B is aesthetically well designed and pleasing to be around

YoRHa No.2 Type B

Thank you, MISERI.

Kuma

do you like bears ?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@MISERI Well, I have to agree with you on that one.

@Kuma Bears? I can't really say, the animals I'm familiar with include fish, birds, moose, and boars.

Kuma

@YoRHa No.9 Type S well if you want to see it thats a photo of a bear-tiful bear :
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/7/79/PQ_-_Teddie.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20140124184840

And here is a photo about a normal bear :
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/2010-kodiak-bear-1.jpg

-Queen-

@YoRHa No.9 Type S

What was with 2B's butthole scandal? Like was that actually a thing?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@Kuma

Huh, the first one kind of reminds me of some of the human toys we found in the desert.

The second one seems like it would be a difficult animal to tame, not impossible though.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@-Queen- Wha?! This is the first time I've heard of it.

(real talk, I'm actually unfamiliar with what you're talking about! I mean, I know about the self-destruct feature but I was not aware of any scandal.)

-Queen-

(Apparently there was this big issue about being able to see 2B's butthole or some crap when the game was first released in Japan. I don't know details cause by the time it came out in America it was already patched out.)

-Oracle-

9s, is A2 still alive?

Kuma

@YoRHa No.9 Type S oh , can you link to me one ?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

(That's bizarre. I'm curious if this actually was an issue that was patched out or if it was just a rumor that was spread around.)

W-Well, Queen, I think that 2B might be more suited to answering this question than I am. Not to mention, if I tried to answer I'd probably wouldn't hear the end of it.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@-Oracle- A2? I haven't seen her since our operations in the Forest. But apparently her Black Box signal is still online, so yeah.

@Kuma

https://library.nashville.org/sites/default/files/imce/blog_teddy_bear_3.jpg

This is likely what the toy looked like before experiencing the wear and tear of thousands of years of harsh weather conditions.

Kuma

@YoRHa No.9 Type S oh , right , i was just like a bear-tiful teddy bear and my name was teddie so yeah (actually kuma is japanese name of teddie also) thank you for the information anyway , you even deserve a hug too

Hillock

@ YoRHa No.9 Type S, can I call you nines?

YoRHaTypeANo2

did someone mention me ?

YoRHa No.9 Type S

A2!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, what have you been up to since you killed that one machine in the forest?

YoRHaTypeANo2

@YoRHa No.9 Type S i was just killing the machine , thats it ..

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@A2 Well, as long as you aren't attacking other YoRHa units or androids.

YoRHaTypeANo2

@YoRHa No.9 Type S like I told you , commander were attacking you all the time , by the way , I heared you screaming about ****ing someone , so good luck with that

YoRHa No.9 Type S

...........

YoRHa No.2 Type B

(@Queen I actually know what you're talking about, and it was just a sham. You can't ACTUALLY see it on 2B's model whatsoever, in game or what have you. Some person just managed to get a very close shot under her skirt and simply photoshopped an anus into the screenshot.)

Sakamoto_Ryuji

I wanna sell some machine cores for 10000 each

YoRHa No.9 Type S

@Sakamoto_Ryuji Wait until Routes C/D to sell your cores, you get more money that way.

Akechi-robinhood

Important question. Are your emotions and such processed in an internalised emoting function, like some kind of hyper-advanced Siri or cleverbot?

Follow up question, as you seem rather competent: What is the scope of emotions you are capable of?

MISERI

why is SHE so distant?