Which girl would Joker most likely frien...

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CasualScum

Which girl would Joker most likely friend zone?

I vote Futaba.

Yusuke-Phan-123

I'm thinking Haru tho

AlibabaPT

Ann.

Skull

Definitely Futaba.
She'd have to look for someone besides Joker for romance.

AlibabaPT

Fight me Skull.

CasualScum

I agree with Skull.

-Fox-

I believe Joker thinks of you more as a little sister.

PapaJun

The girl Joker would friendzone is definitely you Skull, remember the festival

AlibabaPT

... Welp, I'm just going to cry myself to sleep then.

Joker

Heh.

Joker

Please, continue.
This is quite entertaining to read.

Skull

Don't take it negatively Futaba. I'm just saying you'd have to look for people besides Joker.
He's not the only guy in the team, you have plenty of other options.

Joker

Who? Yusuke?

-Fox-

No offence Alibaba, but you aren't exactly womanly. I believe that Joker would enjoy a true, mature beauty instead.

AlibabaPT

Only other options are you, inari, and the NPC and honestly I'd rather be gay than date any of you.

-Fox-

And no... Definitely no, Joker...

AlibabaPT

Fight me Inari, I'll punch you in the dick.

-Fox-

You're a little to young for a relationship. You can hardly hold a conversation with a stranger anyway.

-Mishima-

Guys this fighting isn't befitting of the Phantom Thieves

CasualScum

Violence can't hide the truth.

-Mishima-

Also, Alibaba you know...That new Back to the Past movie came out recently

-Fox-

My apologies.

HaruNoir

Uhhh....guys don't fight

-Mishima-

I was thinking that..Mabye we could go and see it together

AlibabaPT

Inari you are one year older than me. Bullcrap.

-Mishima-

*come on joker help me out, you are already dating every other girl*

AlibabaPT

@-Mishima- Already saw it. Twice.

-Mishima-

A-ah ok..

-Fox-

Actually wasn't it about forty-something times?

-Mishima-

Shut up, she's is a beautiful mature woman and my only hope of ever getting a girlfriend

-Mishima-

Unless...Joker...

Skull

By anyone. I meant anyone but Mishima Futaba.

HaruNoir

Don't get desperate Mishima....you'll find someone I'm sure of it

AlibabaPT

@-fox- Shhhhhh.

-Mishima-

Your so kind Noir

AlibabaPT

@Skull I'm not dating you Skull.

Skull

I wasn't implying that. I'm just saying not Mishima.

PapaJun

I'll date you Skull, Tatsuya got boring

CasualScum

I-Is it over?

AlibabaPT

I was never gonna date him either skull.

-Mishima-

...:-(

AlibabaPT

Joker

What's fun about this is I'm actively involved with a lovely lady.
So there's friend zoning going on anyway.

And no, Mishima, I'm not mass dating girls. Just one.

-Mishima-

It's makoto i presume

Joker

For the sake of privacy, I shall answer you this once, and only once:

She's a lovely girl, however it is not her.

HaruNoir

Could it be.....Ann?

AlibabaPT

Probably not anyone on his team.

And I promise I won't look up who on your phone joker.

Joker

@Alibaba - You say that, but short of carrier pigeon, there's no escaping your eyes.

-Mishima-

If it's not a party member than i presume it's Hifumi perhaps

AlibabaPT

@Joker Aw, you know me so well.

HaruNoir

I really wanna find out.....is it that doctor Takemi?

-Mishima-

I think i figured it out

-Mishima-

Joker loves that senior from Inaba, You Narukami...Everyone loves him

-Mishima-

Joker loves that senior from Inaba, You Narukami...Everyone loves him

Joker

Yes... because Yu is totally a girl...

-_-;

-Mishima-

He is andhisname i Peko Pekoyama

AlibabaPT

Okay I just found out who but I'm not telling... especially if Joker get's me that new game I've had my eye on.

Joker

Only if you bring it over to co-op occasionally. I've had my eye on it too, and playing solo gets boring.

AlibabaPT

Deal. Nice doing business with you joker.

LadyAnn

Futaba

AlibabaPT

How dare you Ann

LadyAnn

He told me

LadyAnn

He said he'd date daddy sakura before you

Joker

I see we have another alternate reality Ann floating around.

-Mishima-

An alternate reality in which Ann loves me bro

AlibabaPT

That is insane.

LadyAnn

No it's true

LadyAnn

I love mishima

Joker

Considering he was asking Noir for help on talking to girls, I'll just let this play out.

LadyAnn

But...

AlibabaPT

Also the only one who would've dated sojiro was mom.

LadyAnn

He keeps talking about this stupid ginger 4'11 bitch who lives with boss and never shuts up about there it's like omygawd stop wtf are you yudukehas nude models

HaruNoir

Mishima.....you got this! Remember what I taught you okay!

-Mishima-

Yes ma'am

Joker

"Be Joker"
Heh.

-Mishima-

LadyAnn i am 100% completely over Futaba, i just felt bad for her since unlike us, she will never find love with another human

AlibabaPT

Panther. Inari has no nude models. And I sure as hell am not one of them.

LadyAnn

Thank god, Inthe other dimensions this bs were not as nice

AlibabaPT

pfffffffft.

LadyAnn

And its ok Mishima i forgive you, she is kinda sad after all

LadyAnn

I'm just joking of course alibaba

LadyAnn

But seriously get over joker

LadyAnn

But seriously get over joker

-Mishima-

Now now panther don't be so harsh

-Mishima-

She must have some part of her which realises her mistaked

AlibabaPT

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and log off.

AlibabaPT

Because watching this is just sad.

-Mishima-

Lol cya

Joker

If I'm not mistaken, LadyAnn almost has a defensive tone to her.

LadyAnn

Fuck it

LadyAnn

Mishima your obviously unloveabke go eat trash I'm fucking iwai

-Mishima-

Nobody loves mishima

-Fox-

Ah, what a satisfactory ending.

-Mishima-

Sensei trusted you

JokersWaifu

Not me for sure, though

-Panther-

Everyone but me, obviously

That Joker Bastard

Panther, obviously

-Panther-

Ugh cut it out!

That Joker Bastard

Or maybe, those cute reactions are what I like about you. Who knows?

Wick

Are we forgetting Kawikami, Ohya, Hifumi, and any other non-Phantom Thief female?

CasualScum

God damn. 100 posts? Y'all need YHVH.

canigetuhhh

All of them because he's gay