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Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Kirby looks confident."
Kirby_Of_The_Stars
Poyo.
TheRemitron
“That’s not good chances moron”
Garfield
Garfield wakes up, the power of his hatred of Mondays reviving him. He slowly gets up and starts walking towards where he feels plot happening. "I will end them..." His stand comes out, slaughtering everyone named Jon in a 2 mile radius "Mondays..." He kicks a random dog in his path "I hate Mondays..." He trips on his on feet and groans
Kirby_Of_The_Stars
Poyo. Poyo Puyo Puyo, Puyo Puyo!
TheRemitron
“Why do I feel like we got another problem...”
Jokero_Kujoker
"What's that Kirby? Garfield's back with a vengeance? Also King Dedede smells like expired eggs?"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"NO! UNCLE JON!"
TheRemitron
“Well that means we got somebody who knows where SHIDO is, at least”
Jokero_Kujoker
"That's the good news, but the bad news is that they probably aren't willing to tell us."
Doctor_Pie
"What does SHIDO smell like?"
TheRemitron
“That’s gay”
Doctor_Pie
"Heck" goes to a corner and curls up into a ball
TheRemitron
“Who is he again?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I don't even know. Anybody want some curry?"
Doctor_Pie
"What kind?"
TheRemitron
“Uh the curry kind...?”
Garfield
Garfield pulls out his Garfield Phone and dials up SHIDO "My lord, I am alive. Tot, unfortunately, was killed last I saw. As powerful as my Stand is, none of your enemies have the name of Jon, and I'm unable to kill them with it. What will you have me do?" Charlie brown adult talking sounds come out of the phone. "I see. I'll do as you wish." He hangs up his Garfield Phone and walks to the nearest Ice Cream shop to get some Lagsnaga
Doctor_Pie
"Oh man, I love curry kind"
TheRemitron
“Well none of us are named Jon so Garfield can’t do shit”
Samuel1364
"I will summon my Persona"
Doctor_Pie
"And I will go for now, I'll just find you guys whenever" leaves
TheRemitron
“So what are we doing again?”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Coming up with a plan to beat dedede?"
Jokero_Kujoker
"And Shido? Although I'm sure he's loving those mean words on Roblox."
Luck
the narrator’s voice rings in jokero’s head “Sorry I left, I had a-“ sees into the future because narrators can do that “Whatever you do, don’t give Kirby curry. If smash bros have taught you anything, curry = fire. You’re going to burn down the cafe.”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Giving Kirby curry
Luck
the narrator would face palm but the narrator does not have hands
TheRemitron
“Why do I feel like we’re being watched?”
Luck
in Akerino's head "we don't have time for this. If I can't get jokero to do it, then you will have to do. Quickly, get your friends out of that building! Kirby is going to catch it on fire and I don't know if you know this but the building is very flammable."
TheRemitron
“What the hell?! Is anyone hearing this?”
Luck
"Don't question it, just go!"
TheRemitron
“Hey I think we should probably leave the cafe so we don’t ruin it...”
Luck
"don't say I didn't warn you." Kirby begins to swell up. Kirby burps a fireball so large, for a second, you confuse it for a meteor. the team escapes just in time.
TheRemitron
“Hey Jokero are you getting fired?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"This isn't the curry from super smash bros, what just happened?"
TheRemitron
“That doesn’t answer the question but okay”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I couldn't tell if you were asking a real question or making a pun."
TheRemitron
“Well both actually”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Eh, it's fine, weird stuff happens here all the time. Satanael's practically learned the ins and outs of repairing this place."
TheRemitron
“Uh what happened to the penguin again?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh shoot, right, forcing us to be in a gourmet race, putting food all over the town..."
TheRemitron
“Do you think it’ll be suspicious if a bunch of Japanese high schoolers, a ball and a penguin started eating random food all over Tokyo?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh, definitely."
TheRemitron
“Why can’t we just call the po- oh right we both can be accused of murder” awkward laugh
Jokero_Kujoker
awkward laugh "Yeah, and nobody in their right mind would believe us if we described King Dedede."
TheRemitron
“Well we could like, Uh, not do the gourmet race”
Jokero_Kujoker
"True, but Dedede might try to track us down and murder us if we abstain. We need a plan..."
TheRemitron
“God dammit! This is getting us nowhere near our main goal! How the hell did he not die from a pancake bomb!” Angry detective noises for about an hour
Jokero_Kujoker
"Well, until we can clear this obstacle, we'll just keep getting blocked and distracted by the obese penguin, so let's get planning."
TheRemitron
”OKAY JOKERO TELL ME HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET RID THE PENGUIN HUH? IF YOUR SO SMART WHY DON’T YOU TEL ME?! HE’S BASICALLY INVINCIBLE AND EVEN A BOMB INSIDE HIS STOMACH CANT KILL HIM” Akerino starts saying what seems to be gibberish, because he’s so mad
Jokero_Kujoker
"Well, if his taste buds can tell the difference between a fake and real food item...What if we hid another one inside of GENUINE curry?"
TheRemitron
Akerino seems to have lost it “Oh? Is that so? And how will we do that huh? Pancake Experience makes pancakes not bombs, so how will we make some curry a bomb?” lays down mumbles stuff like “How does King Crimson work?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Do you, uh...need a minute?"
TheRemitron
“Nope! I’m perfectly fine! Now what’s your plan smarty pants?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Well, we have the curry option, stealing Dedede's heart, or trying to let Kirby loose on Dedede and hope he can win that fight."
Luck
Little did they know that the people around them had called the police. Now on top of Jokero's murder, the duo are also being suspected of arson.
The_King_Dedede
ALRIGHT, LOSAS! GET REDY FOR THE GOURMENT RACE! THERE'S EVEN FANS GATHERED UP 'ERE! Police cars are everywhere, telling everyone to put their hands up.
Jokero_Kujoker
"Uh, those are most certainly not fans."
TheRemitron
“The blonde framed me!” He points to Ryujuul
Jokero_Kujoker
Jokero just grabs his hand and whispers. "Wait, wait, wait! This is a perfect chance, man! We can pin it all on Dedede!"
The_King_Dedede
ON YER MAAAARKS! A waddle dee walks forward with a gun, pointing it in the air.
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh god, the blob has a gun!"
The_King_Dedede
GET SEEEEEEET! Dedede crouches as the police yells louder to put their hands up.
Jokero_Kujoker
"Thank god I always wear my mask when I'm outside..." "Oh great, this is still happening..." Jokero just prepares himself, knowing there's not much choice.
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I FRAMED this picture of all of us running from the burning Cafe"
The_King_Dedede
GO! The waddle dee fires his gun, causing the police to open fire at once. King Dedede rushes forward, miraculously avoiding the gunfire as he devours the first pancake.
TheRemitron
“The penguin blew up the IHOP when he was given a pancake he didn’t like and he’s trying to blame us!”
(edited by TheRemitron)
The_King_Dedede
The gunfire is too loud, and Kirby is already missing.
Jokero_Kujoker
"Wait, WHERE DID KIRBY GO?!"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I saw him heading weast stuffing his face"
Jokero_Kujoker
"DAMN IT, RYUJUUL, WEAST ISN'T A DIRECTION!"
TheRemitron
“I’m the detective prince why would I kill somebody?”
The_King_Dedede
"THAT'S IT, RUN THEM OVER" A giant police semi-truck started rampaging through, further intestifying the gourment race.
Jokero_Kujoker
"Yeah, uh, we may need to use our Person- I MEAN STANDS for this, Akerino."
TheRemitron
“Hey what the fuck I didn’t do anything!”
The_King_Dedede
The truck removes its outer shells to reveal that it's Thomas the Tank Engine with police sirens. Oh no.
TheRemitron
“Uh... we’re going to do dead memes now? Why?”
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
"Wait...Dead memes? That's it! We need to fight back with dead memes! And if the game is Thomas the Tank Engine...Satanael! The World! You'll never see it coming!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
(edited by Jokero_Kujoker)
TheRemitron
“Or I can make it into a pancake”
Jokero_Kujoker
"That too, that's also an option, but a giant mecha thomas beating up a miniature thomas was more fun."
TheRemitron
“Do we really want to do the fun option or the option that won’t kill us”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh come on, what could make us feel safer than having the power to do the unexpected?"
TheRemitron
“The mech can kill us to moron!”
Captain_Coke
Watching the calamity occurring down on the streets from above in his helicopter, which blaring his theme song, “Red Sun,” on it’s radio, Cokedowner, dressed in his two-tone trench jacket, chuckles to himself before taking a long sip of refreshing Coca-Cola from his red Coca-Cola Classic can. I’ve gotta say, I’m almost impressed with how chaotic it’s gettin’ down there! Perhaps I could hop in later to make it more, y’know, disastrous.
TheRemitron
“Why do I have the feeling that we’re fucked?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Clearly Satanael has control of the mech, and why do you have that feeling? Well, If you're suddenly feeling dread...something else is probably going to descend upon us."
TheRemitron
“I hope to god it isn’t another dead meme”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Don't jinx it, man."
TheRemitron
“So should I Pancake the train or not?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Yeah, better safe than having holes all over us."
TheRemitron
”PANCAKE EXPERIENCE!” Thomas is now a pancake on the floor
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I personally never saw that coming."
Jokero_Kujoker
"Ryujuul, I swear to god, If you don't keep going with the race, Its going to be your last surprise."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"YOU'RE SAYING I'LL BE DONE IN!?"
Jokero_Kujoker
"Ye."
TheRemitron
“You better shut up and start running”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"with the the power of my sta- persona Sans undertale, I make all the cops have a bad time!"
TheRemitron
“I want to Persona 3 myself”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"What is a persona 3?"
Jokero_Kujoker
"Don't worry about it, It's more memorable than you will ever be."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Ok"
TheRemitron
“Ouch poor blondie. Anyway, what are we going to do after this? The police are after us so we have to go into hiding.”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"The police are dead though..."
TheRemitron
“Wait what?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Yeah, Satanael can also wipe memories of unimportant characters, apparently. Except Ryujuul, he's the exception to the unimportant characters."
TheRemitron
“When has he done anything important to the plot?”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I literally just murdered an entire squad of police so we could leave."
Jokero_Kujoker
"But I made everyone in the police force forget about it being us, so I win, boom, headshot, gg no re, now KEEP RUNNING YOU BLEACHED SHRIMP"
TheRemitron
“You dumbass! What about the penguin!”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Starts crying
Jokero_Kujoker
"The penguin was too strong for Ryujuul, and too important for Satanael to wipe the memories of. We're still screwed and in the midst of a fight in that regard."
TheRemitron
“I can only turn stuff into pancakes if it’s not living”
Jokero_Kujoker
"We need to find Kirby again, then, He'll surely be more helpful than Swagamoto in this case scenario. Or Morgana, they can turn into a car and we can Tokyo Drift our way into a hiding spot."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
a severely base boosted megalovania starts playing as sands undertall begins totally wrecking king dedede
Jokero_Kujoker
"...Is his Perso- I MEAN STAND- powered by how much we diss him or something?"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"yes actually"
TheRemitron
“Sans is a bad meme”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Sands"
Jokero_Kujoker
"Doesn't matter, let's just hurry up before we get deader than the meme."
TheRemitron
“What?” Spots something pink and round in the distance “Hey is that Kirby up there?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Either that, or Blorby, and I'd rather it be the first one."
TheRemitron
“Well hurry and check moron!”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I DON'T SEE YOU DOING ANYTHING MR. INANIMATE PANCAKE BAKER!" Jokero then composes himself. "...Sorry, that was out of line, anyways, I'll go check."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
A severely bass boosted version of https://youtu.be/LF6lID_edpI is what was playing
TheRemitron
“No, no, no! Let’s talk about that insult you called me!... THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!”
Garfield
Hours later, Garfield comes out of the Ice Cream shop, angry because they didn't have lagsna. He gets in his garfield-mobile and starts driving towards where he senses plot, but promptly crashes into a mountain. "I hate Mondays... Wait it's Tuesday. Uh." He calls up SHIDO and asks for a replacement car. SHIDO complies reluctantly and Garfield decides to wait.
Jokero_Kujoker
"YOU HEARD ME!" Jokero just somehow hops atop a building and just picks up Kirby, who seems happy "...Alright, what McDonald's did you steal all the fries and nuggets from?"
TheRemitron
“Tell Kirby that he needs better taste in fast food”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Alright. Kirby, from now on, you steal from Zaxby's, instead."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I WILL AVENGE UNCLE JON!!!!" ANGRILY RUNS AT GARFIELD
TheRemitron
“Anyway where the hell is Dedede?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"OH GOD, RYUJUUL NO, HE HAS MONDAY-MADE LASAGNA, IT'S A DAY OLD, BUT STILL!"
TheRemitron
“His name isn’t Jon so he won’t die... sadly”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I WAS BORN ON A MONDAY!"
Jokero_Kujoker
"Look, Akerino, say what you will, but it's nice having a meat shield, at least.'
Garfield
Garfield notices Ryujuul running at him and eats a Lasnyana, boosting his speed, before summoning his Stand, [G A R F I E L F] and settling into his stance "You FOOL! I have been blessed by SHIDO himself, you can not defeat me!" He then runs away with his tail between his legs
TheRemitron
“Oh no you fucking don’t you stupid cat” Akerino chases Garfield
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"With the power of snads and the blessing of Jons, I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"
Jokero_Kujoker
"YOU AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO SAY IT RIGHT ANYMORE, RYUJUUL!"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Darn off Ocean Man!"
Jokero_Kujoker
"I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND DECK YOU WHILST SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND, YOU BLEACHED SHRIMP!"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
With the extra power of being dissed so much, Swagamoto catches up to garfield and goes ultra insult
Garfield
Noticing that they were catching up on him, Garfield summons his stand, killing a random Jon in the nearby area on accident, then eats a day old lasaga, boosting his strength. "I see I can't run away from this. A shame. I will just have to defeat you!" He settles into a defensive stance, his Stand getting ready to block and counter the first one to attack
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh right, dissing him gives him more power. No wonder he's such a scrublord."
TheRemitron
“You you two stop acting like five year old girls and start getting our only information resource?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Not something I typically say, but Ryujuul's totally got this one."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ryujuul summons his standsona dsan and fires infinite lasers at garfield
TheRemitron
“You better not kill it moron!”
Jokero_Kujoker
"In THAT regard...Maybe I should've taken this one, Ryujuul's not the sharpest tool in the shed."
Garfield
[G A R F I E L F] dodges a beam and vanishes, while Garfield uses his cat like reflexes to dodge the beams, his stand appearing behind him again, killing another Jon in the area "You say you want to avenge the Jons, but each time I summon my stand, the nearest Jon dies! You're willing to take such a risk fighting me, knowing hundreds of Jons will die? Or will you cower behind your friends and flee from [G A R F I E L F]'s raw might!?"
TheRemitron
“How the hell is there that many Jons in Japan?”
Garfield
"Oh, it's not japanese Jons, it's Jons from different countries, meaning that this will most likely cause an international incident! Even if you do defeat me, Japan will suffer economically from people being scared to visit it, and it will be in trouble with other countries! My plan is flawless!"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"You have just made your biggest mistake" megalovania begins getting even more bass boosted "now my lasers will cover the entirety of Japan!"
Jokero_Kujoker
"...Oh, god, Ryujuul's gonna mess up and kill him."
TheRemitron
“And you tell this all to SHIDO’s son huh? It would be disappointing if called SHIDO and say something like ‘Oh no! Garfield is a traitor and is trying to kill me!’ You would get fired for sure. As I am his most valuable murder weapon!”
Garfield
"You FOOL, I am far more powerful than even Megalovania! My sheer M A S S will protect me from your lasers!" Garfield shoves all of his Lasagna into his mouth, eating it all and growing in power, size and emitting a strong pressure around him, making it harder to stand "In this form, I release my full power, and it more of a final gambit if you will. While I lose my ability to move, [G A R F I E L F] becomes even more powerful, and can move up to 25 yards away from my body! You stand no chance of beating me!" [G A R F I E L F] appears to have formed even more muscle mass and dashes towards Ryujuul at a fast speed, ready to strike
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Literally all of Japan is hit by a giant laser
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh fuck, Satanael, The World!" The innocent civilians of Japan and their properties are protected by...bubbles.
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Thanks buddy!"
Garfield
Garfield's hair is slowly burning off from the beam, his power from the lasagna giving him thick enough hair to stop nearly any attack. His stand reaches Ryujull and attacks him, while Garfield watches on in awe. "...At this rate SHIDO won't even need to destroy all of Japan... This stand user will destroy Japan for them. No doubt the Ozone Layer is going to be completely destroyed after this, meaning Japan will burn under the Suns rays." He turns to Jokero "You, stand user, if you do not save the entirety of Japan from these beams, me included, Japan will be destroyed. Your foolish friend will do SHIDO's job for him! I can not allow that..."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"SHIDO can't destroy Japan, because I just hit his penthouse as well!"
Jokero_Kujoker
"Aren't bubble shields wonderful? We've all got one....except for you."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ryujuul gets launched into a nearby juul store completely destroying it
(edited by Ryujuul_Swagamoto)
Garfield
"Foolish boy, SHIDO's penthouse is in a populated area! If you were to hit it, you would have murdered millions of people! Besides, SHIDO is in New Vegas right now performing a concert. His band, Pitbull, seems to be quite the popular group."
TheRemitron
Akerino is pissed that no one listened to his plot twist speech
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"the civilians are protected by Jokero's shields but now he'll diss me and make me stronger"
Garfield
"Pah, his shields can not last forever. And if he disses you to make you stronger, his shields will only be destroyed faster. By sheer bulk can last far longer than shields that have been stretched to cover the entirety of Japan."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Have you forgotten? Satanael's power is to do what you wouldn't see coming!"
TheRemitron
Akerino simply picks up Garfield and puts a gun to his head “Just tell us where SHIDO is and I won’t pull the trigger”
Garfield
"Ah, thank you for that information. Now, I can use it to guess what will happen next. His shields will not fall. Either they will fall, or they won't. I have seen both coming... Now, to thank you for the information." His stand appear, murdering Jon Stewart, and dashes forward again to attack Ryujuul
TheRemitron
“Why is everyone ignoring me?”
Garfield
Garfield sees the gun against his head, and just looks at Remitron "I just told you, he's performing a concert in New Vegas. Pitbull is his band. That's the sole reason why he has enough money to be a politician. Lucky for him, your friend's little light show has put Japan in a state of emergency, meaning no flights will happen into or out of japan for quite some time"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"How are you even alive?"
Garfield
"I mean, I was burning under that beam, but then your friend picked me up, meaning the beam is either killing both of us, or it's just not hitting either of us." Ooc: the way I'm looking at it with the laser beam and shield, the entirity of japan is being covered by the shields except for a Garfield sized hole in it, and now that he's picked me up, I'm back under the shields. It's kinda confusing.
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
ooc: it's like singular bubbles around everyone and anything not connected to to SHIDO and stuff. And the lasers are hitting anything not in a shield but the lasers are getting stronger each time you call me stupid
Garfield
Ooc: so you're destroying every non populated area of japan? Who's the real villain here... Garfield, now inside of remitron's shield, lets out his claws, grabbing Remitron "Kill me here and you lose any sort of contact with SHIDO. I revive every Monday, in a random area in Japan, so my death wouldn't fully stop me. It's your choice..."
Jon_Arbuckle
GARFIELD, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR JONICIDE SHENANIGANS.
Garfield
JON. YOU PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME MORE LASAGNA OR I'LL MURDER MORE JONS. I'LL MURDER YOU!
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Jon, please take him home!"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ooc: the unpopulated areas are still Shielded because they aren't affiliated with SHIDO
Garfield
Ooc: so there's a shield over all of japan except for a Garfield + SHIDO affiliates sized hole?
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ooc: ye
elmco
elmco walks in like he owns the place. "sup fuckers, 'tis i"
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
because elmco doesn't own the place they are granted the gift of a laser to the appendix
Jokero_Kujoker
Jokero holds up a '10' sign.
Garfield
Garfield looks away from Jon to see Elmco get vaporized by the laser. "Ha." He then lunges at Jon and lets the beam's rays burn both him and Jon, his protection gone. They both get vaporized. In his final breath, he laughs at Jon and uses his Stand to smash in Jon's head before they both become ashes
Luck
as we see from above, the city burning to the ground in pure chaos. We look up to the sky to see a garfield shaped cloud flying by, almost like his soul is looking down at the world he left one last time. The cloud flies by and disappears.
(edited by Luck)
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Uh, that happened." the lasers stop
Jokero_Kujoker
"Good thing bubble shields were a thing...although I should probably use Satanael and clean this mess up."
Luck
From out of seemingly nowhere, a radio starts to play Announcer 1: "Pitbull has decided to go on a world tour." Announcer 2: "Really?!" Announcer 1: "Ya. Apparently they are heading to their first stop, Japan, today. Their expected to land in three days. In other news--" the radio starts playing only white noise
TheRemitron
“That’s convenient”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Very convenient. I should probably still use Satanael to make sure nothing comes back on our asses about this."
TheRemitron
“Also I’m 99% sure that we’re either haunted or there’s a stand user trying to fuck us over”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh, I have no doubts in my mind about someone else trying to make this adventure make even less sense."
TheRemitron
“Anyway you got any cash? I doubt it’s free”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh, yeah, definitely not free. I got cash, though."
TheRemitron
“Wait a minute! We forgot the fucking penguin!”
Jokero_Kujoker
"AH, CRAP, WE DID!"
TheRemitron
“Well? Where’s the penguin now?”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Maybe dsna got him"
(edited by Ryujuul_Swagamoto)
Jokero_Kujoker
"Ryujuul, I swear to whatever god you believe in..."
TheRemitron
“So if we don’t actually find Dedede he could find us at a inconvenient time. Like for example, when we’re about to kill SHIDO...”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Jokes on you Jokero, I'm atheist"
TheRemitron
“I don’t know how to comment on that without sounding rude to atheists or religious people”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I'm pretty sure Ryujuul's already a pretty harsh insult to them."
TheRemitron
“Well should we find the penguin or just sit around insulting each other?”
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
"Let's save the insults for later, Ryujuul gets powered off of them, remember? Let's find that penguin."
TheRemitron
“Uh should we check the IHOP to see if he’s there?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Didn't you blow up the IHOP with that pancake bomb?"
TheRemitron
“Oh that’s right” awkward laugh “I was just craving IHOP...”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Well, it's not like I can just use Satanael to repair the IHOP and make their employee survivors forget what-" Jokero facepalmed, for he realized he can do exactly that.
TheRemitron
“Oh? Is that so...? You could’ve done that huh? What’s your excuse huh? Araki forgot huh? Heh... heh...heh” This is the part where Akerino starts yelling at Jokero
Jon_Arbuckle
Very well, I shall create the lasagna Creates the best lasaga in the universe
The_King_Dedede
Dedede inhaled the lasagna, thus winning the gourment race by 1 point. Kirby lays down, defeated. EHEHEHE, THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR MESSIN' WITH ME KIRBEH- Wait a minute, YER THAT CRYBABY WHO FED ME THAT BOMB!
TheRemitron
“What? Who me? I’m the detective prince Akerino why would I feed you a bomb?”
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
"Oh hey, so that's where Kirby went."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I guess dasna didn't get him in the end."
TheRemitron
“God dammit guys do you WANT to die?”
The_King_Dedede
THE REASON THEY'RE GONNA CALL YE "DETECTIVE PRINCE" WILL BE 'CAUSE IT'LL BE THE HARDEST CASE TO FIND YER DIGNITY! Dedede raises his hammer.
TheRemitron
“Dedede really steals lives? No dignity” runs away
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"of course he only steals dignity, murder is illegal."
TheRemitron
“Hide moron!”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ryujuul blinks out of existence and appears again at the now fixed cafe
TheRemitron
“Uh I guess I’m just going to left here now... alone... with a penguin trying to kill me... great way to die”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Man, if only we could trick that obese Penguin into consuming another bomb..."
TheRemitron
“He survived the first one stupid! How would a second one kill him?!”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Convenience? Besides, it's either that or try to pull off a cliche miracle transformation."
TheRemitron
“Plus, do you think Dedede would willingly take a pancake from me again?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"A valid point...In which case, we have to cram it down his throat."
TheRemitron
“Oh also my ability isn’t “Turn this into a bomb” it’s make inanimate objects into pancakes. So where are we getting another bomb, because I’m all out”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I see...Well, there's always that gun shop."
TheRemitron
“We’re going to feed him a gu- actually that’s a really good reference let’s do it”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Sweet, let's go."
TheRemitron
and so they escaped to the gun shop “You got the money to buy this right?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Of course I do, I've been getting fat stacks from palaces all of last week."
TheRemitron
“Uuuuuh...” Awkward laugh “So you going to buy one or not?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Right, right, going to right now."
TheRemitron
“You better not get anything stupid!”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
an old man comes from behind the counter "hello, how can I help you bitches?"
TheRemitron
points at Jokero “He’s going to buy a gun” walks out
(edited by TheRemitron)
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ooc:do you push or pull
TheRemitron
Ooc: huh? What do you mean?
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ooc:The door, the door remitron
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
the door says push
snow-frost
"boo im here boyos"
TheRemitron
“Who?”
snow-frost
"the names snow frost, and im no one important"
TheRemitron
“Ok I believe you”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"can I interest you kids with some fart guns?"
TheRemitron
“No... Can we have a normal gun? You know the ones that shoot bullets?”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Afraid I can't sell real Firearms to kids."
TheRemitron
“Ah understandable, have a nice day”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
metal sheets slam shut in front of the door "But since yer after SHIDO, I think I can bend the rules for ye."
Luck
The store owner brings out a-- Oh my, why do you have that. *sigh* The store owner brings out a very large rocket launcher as well as 3 heavy duty machine guns. It's almost like his entire life has led up to this moment. But seriously, where did you get those?!
Jokero_Kujoker
"I see absolutely no issues with this whatsoever."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"I'm a veteran of a war of compensation"
TheRemitron
“Wait we never told him that we were trying kill SHIDO though...”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"Aren't you his kid, Akerino? I heard you and yer pals ave been tearing up the town lookin fer him"
TheRemitron
“Uuuuh” awkward laugh “Let’s just get the guns and leave”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
As you turn to leave you hear a pop and the old man is gone
Jokero_Kujoker
"Sweet, no background checks."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ryujuul appears again ooc: lucky you
TheRemitron
“WHAT THE?! When did you get here?”
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"just now."
Jokero_Kujoker
"Man, how oddly convenient of you."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
"right?"
(edited by Ryujuul_Swagamoto)
TheRemitron
“Why is everything so convenient all the time?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I mean, not ALL the time, considering sometimes King Dedede and Garfield have popped up at inconvenient times."
TheRemitron
“Well that’s true” looks around “Talking about inconvenience, where’s Dedede?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"I dunno, probably stuffing his face full of other people's food."
TheRemitron
“We need to lure the penguin to us somehow... but how?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Hmm...What if we got a bunch of food from the grocery store, and made a trail of food to lure him out into a trap?"
TheRemitron
“All right! To grocery store we go!” And so they went to Walmart Tramlaw to buy food for the trap
snow-frost
*buys a squirt gun and fills it with water* im ready
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
the old man appears as a cashier at notwalmart "Hey kiddos!"
TheRemitron
“Uh hi...?”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Hello, creepy old man?"
TheRemitron
”I really hope he isn’t chatty or a stand user” “Can we buy our groceries now?”
Rock
A rock appears out of nowhere, causing the closest person to trip on it. It does nothing but sit there, unmoving and existing
TheRemitron
“Who put a rock there?”
Luck
in Akerino's head “The rock, like me, is an independent stand. It put itself there. Sadly its only ability is to slightly trip people and appear at random times and locations.”
(edited by Luck)
Jokero_Kujoker
"Man, would've been unfortunate if someone walked over and tripped on that...HEY, RYUJUUL!"
TheRemitron
“Stupid plot powers... GET AWAY FROM THAT ROCK ON THE FLOOR DUMBASS!”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Why're you trying to stop me from getting Ryujuul to trip?"
TheRemitron
Ooc: I thought you were trying to warn Ryujuul, I misread sorry “Huh? I was yelling at him to come over here trip over the rock”
Jokero_Kujoker
"Ah, reverse psychology, nice." Ooc: My apologies, I should've been more clear.
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ryujuul trips on the Rock
TheRemitron
“I am a master at that!” Ooc: it’s fine
Jokero_Kujoker
Jokero tries his best not to chuckle, but ends up laughing anyways.
TheRemitron
“You actually fell for it HAH!” insert a good fifteen minutes of making fun of Ryujuul
Jokero_Kujoker
Jokero then realizes. "Wait, Akerino, Ryujuul gets empowered by getting insulted, doesn't he?"
TheRemitron
”OH SHIT!” looks for cover
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
Ryujuul begins flickering in and out of sight
Jokero_Kujoker
"OH, GOD."
TheRemitron
“This is not how I imagined dying...”
Jokero_Kujoker
"To be fair, we've had worse near-death experiences, like with Dedede."
Ryujuul_Swagamoto
the old moves around the counter and begins comforting Ryujuul and he appears to stop flickering
Jokero_Kujoker
"Hooray for old man jenkins!"
TheRemitron
“Excuse me what the fuck”