Jon a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking lasagna. That's right. He took his tiny fuckin' dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING lasagna, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's small. So I'm making a callout post on phansite.net. Jon, you got a small dick. It's the size of this paw between my pointer and ring paw except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Furry, hard, no virgin energy, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lasagna, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the ODIE! How do you like that, JON? I PISSED ON THE DOG, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking carpet, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!