Post alternative names for yoga positions. Example- Downward dog: slow earth sex

Just kinda curious as to your opinions on this. No particular reason, just felt bored and wanted to create a discussion.

Welp, summer break was fun while it lasted, but I have my first day back tomorrow, and I'm sure y'all are starting up again soon as well. So basically, if anybody's got a time machine, let me know, cuz I don't want it. <i>I don't wanna go Mr. Stark</i>

Okay, I get the whole &quot;storm area 51&quot; thing is a meme and all that, but honestly, I'm worried that a bunch of dumbasses are actually gonna show up and try it. No, you will not be able to make it. No, not everyone is going to show up. Yes, you will get killed. Yes, the military can shoot any non-permitted person who sets foot on base. Sure, the meme was funny and all at first, but you can never be sure sometimes, and I fear that some idiots will actually try and take it seriously. So of any of you are said idiots, please don't; I care about all the friends I've made on here. I just don't want anybody at all to die because of a stupid fuckin' meme.

Today is best boy's birthday. Can we get some eff's in the chat, please

I am hungry, but it is midnight and I don't want to wake my parents with the fumes of <span class="through">burning</span> melting cheese. I'm troubled by this

I remember seeing a thread like this several months ago and I thought it was really fun back then, so I wanna make it again now. The rules are simple; judge the most recent poster's two waifus and announce which one wins out of them, afterwards state two waifus for the next person to choose between, and so on and so forth. Here we go: Akira Oono (High Score Girl) vs Maya Fey (Ace Attorney)

Self-explanatory title; Comment your main and I'll roast them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0VipFkCM8

<spoiler>I kinda wanted to see how this would go on here and how crazy it would get.</spoiler> The