- - - I main Robin, and Simon. - - -

I main Random.

Don't worry. I'll make it easy for you. I main Ganondorf.

I main Zelda, and Joker. Though I also pocket main Wolf and Isabelle.

I main Wolf "I am the one, who will take you down."

- - - I main Robin, and Simon. - - - Robin: Oh good, ANOTHER Fire Emblem character. If you main female Robin, I hate to break it to you, but you need a better waifu. Simon: Ugh, how many projectiles can one character have? And I stg if I get another holy water spammer online I'm gonna lose it. I main Random. Random: A respectable choice, but you're too indecisive. I mean, how can you play all these characters without your signature alts? You are one crazy bastard, I'll give you that. I main Ganondorf. Ganon: Ah, yes, the classic smash attack spammer. Every single time I fight one of you online it's always just SIDE B and SMASH ATTACKKKKK. You guys really need to learn more to do with your character, like come on he has more attacks than that. I main Zelda, and Joker. Though I also pocket main Wolf and Isabelle. A Zelda main, you poor soul. Have fun with all that lack of possible or usable kill confirms. Seriously, Zelda can get a guy to 150% and STILL you struggle to get a kill. Don't worry, I'm sure Sakurai will buff her never. Joker: You don't use gun because you have Eiga, and you cry every time you accidentally use Joker's spinny gun attack instead of recover with your grappling hook. Wolf... your gun is the bane to my existence. Also you camp just enough to get your opponent to come close and then you bum rush them with absolute bs. I don't feel bad for you when you go just too far from the ledge and sd tho. Also I'm sure you wanna smile every time you see his cheesy victory screen, admit it. I still hate it, tho Isabelle: Let me guess... FISHING HOOK, FISHING HOOK, FISHING HOOK. Oh yeah, and did I forget the FISHING HOOK?!

Let me go down the list, Link, female Robin (because I am a girl) Zelda (a little) Joker, Dark Pit, Shiek, I am really good with Zero Suit Samus, though I don't really main her, same with Kirby and Snake and Pit,

Seeing as you’ve already done Joker, I’ll have you roast my secondary main. The Solider of First Class, Cloud Strife.

Oh he is one of my mains to, can't believe I forgot Cloudy (He would be very annoyed by me)

Let me go down the list, Link, female Robin (because I am a girl) Zelda (a little) Joker, Dark Pit, Shiek, I am really good with Zero Suit Samus, though I don't really main her, same with Kirby and Snake and Pit, Hoo boy. This is gonna be one long post in and of itself... Link: Projectiles. EVERYWHERE. Typical camper character Already did Zelda, Joker, and Robin. Dark Pit: You are openly edgy, but you don't care. You might have played the game he's from, but if not, I'm sure you just think he's like Pit's rejected alt or something. Sheik: I... You actually exist? Most likely you'll spend the entire match using your terrible projectile while zigzagging across the screen to avoid taking damage. You're not as good as you were in smash four, but you are determined to make sheik great again. ZSS: You dislike regular Samus for some reason. I have yet to play any of you online tho, which is surprising. It's probably because you're all too busy obsessing over how great your waifu looks or something. Kirby: You fuckers are practically impossible to edge guard against. And you're suicide option, oof, it's nasty. You're bottom tier but you don't care because look how cute he is!!! Snake: Bombs, bombs, and more bombs. I don't really know what else to say about him. If you don't use his bombs, you're using him wrong, but you're still hated for being a wannabe camper. Pit: Like Dark Pit, you've either played the game, or you haven't. If not you're probably wondering why he's so obsessed with Palutena. You try to camp, but when that doesn't work out so well SIDE B! That's all I have to say is side b, because that move makes me want to scream every time I'm caught in it.

I play Zero Suit Samus because she is so strong and I played Dark Pit the first time because he looked interesting and I rocked, and I use Sheik's side B a lot because it's strong, and I focus on the sword attacks with Link, and I played as Pit to try to get Palutena's guidance, (failed miserably)

The Solider of First Class, Cloud Strife. Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. Unless you somehow haven't actually played FFVii and are still maining Cloud... in which case you should play FFVii... You and I are one in the same, but nonetheless I must go all out with this roast. I actually mained Zelda, too, but I dropped her for Cloud when I got fed up with her lack off kill confirms. (Sorry again to you rare Zelda mains, I feel your pain) Kinda like Sheik, you came back from Smash 4 weaker than you used to be, but you are at least not bottom tier, either. When faced with the opportunity to edge guard, you freeze, knowing full well that your recovery is absolute dog shit, so instead you try the safer options like his up air when the opponent is close and above, or you fall back to the good ol' neutral b to hopefully force your opponent to waste all their opinions. This hardly ever works, tho, so you either just wait and hope for the best, or you get a bit risky and try to down air or forward air them into oblivion. But alas, when you miss them completely and fall to your death, you do your best to resist the urge to throw something or scream at the tv. Now, if you're one of those Cloud mains who only spams neutral b on one side of the stage like a camper, you have lost all respect from me. Sure, you don't EVER want to get launched with this character, but he's got so many combat options and you're wasting them. And don't lie, but I'm sure you've yelled at least once when you and the opponent are on the last stock, them at 140% or something and you just barely at 50%, and then you get edge guarded past the point of recovery and you lose the match. This is ultimate rage fuel to you guys, but somehow you stay loyal to your boy and keep him, even though there are literally 75 other fighters to chose from. Cloud mains are crazy for this. If I had a dollar for every Cloud I've seen in an alt that isn't from Advent Children, I would still be broke. Every. Single. Time. I only see people main him with his edgy black outfits with only one sleeve. Like, guys, there are other skins. What's wrong with his og outfit? You all just wanna be edge lords like the Dark Pit mains, don't you? To sum it up, you got a trash recovery that kills you more often than anything else, you either spam neutral b or cross slash, or you actually try to play the game for fun... but who does that anymore when you can be crying over all those nerfs you've been hit with upon coming to ultimate? I get this one is longer than my other ones, but you know what, I gotta go all out when roasting my own main. That is all.

I guess I forgot to include the obligatory "This is all a joke. There is no need to get defensive about what I say about your mains. I'm simply doing this for fun and to get laughs. I'm sure everyone feels different about every character, but these are simply my opinions based on my own knowledge of the characters and based on what I've seen when I play online. Please take all of this with a side of salt and just enjoy and have a laugh." Also, since I somehow managed to forget Arsene when I did Joker, I'll add this here; you can't kill without him, so you do everything in your power to get him out as fast as you can. And I somehow also forgot to mention that you all spam reflect, which is also typical of your average Fire Emblem character main. This also seems relevant here, so yeah: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GCVtnkoPBdQ

I main Villager

I main Villager oh god You guys are similar to the Isabelle mains, but you have no fishing hook to spam, so I guess you have relatively some skill. You're obsessed with planting trees for some reason I still don't quite understand, and you spam your rocket(?) like it's nobody's business. You guys are pretty agitating to fight, and to make it worse, I don't even know if that was your intention. If you main him, you're probably a meme lord, solely because of this. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/17/53/a41753c5233d92c49f31fa0b385e8acb.jpg Like, just look at that evil face

Robin: Oh good, ANOTHER Fire Emblem character. If you main female Robin, I hate to break it to you, but you need a better waifu. Simon: Ugh, how many projectiles can one character have? And I stg if I get another holy water spammer online I'm gonna lose it. - - - Worry not, it is male Robin. Default male Robin, actually. - - -

Oh good, you're a safe one then. Still tho, why do we need THAT many Fire Emblem characters.

idk, pikachu libre (not just any pikachu) and fem corrin i guess

I main Link, but seeing as how he's already been talked about, I'll go with Roy as my secondary. Edit: Seeing how he plays in Binding Blade, it shouldn't be all that hard imo

Oh good, you're a safe one then. Still tho, why do we need THAT many Fire Emblem characters. - - - Robin is the only valid Fire Emblem rep aside from Marth. He may have a sword, but he is more than JUST sword. Also, aside from Robin, we have literally three Fire Emblem characters. The others just share moves. - - -

I main Bowser

idk, pikachu libre (not just any pikachu) and fem corrin i guess You play Pikachu because he's cute, huh? That's also why you chose his luchador outfit, too. You either like to keep it real and stick to the og's, or you're too nervous to try another character like Pichu. But, considering Pichu just got nerfed to hell, nobody blames you for going the Pikachu route. Also you likely spam his down b and neutral b whenever you see fit. F. Corrin: You have a thing for feet. Hahahaha, you've probably never heard that one before. I'll go with Roy as my secondary. Edit: Seeing how he plays in Binding Blade, it shouldn't be all that hard imo Surprisingly, I haven't really seen many a Roy main, either. Maybe I'm just unlucky, but it seems as if anyone who wants to play a Fire Emblem sword character, they prefer to stick to Marth or Lucina, being the tier whores they are. You, however, are only somewhat different. You're still high tier, but not TOP tier, and your recovery prevents you from being top tier. Also, when he does that "Team Rocket's blasting off again" thing after getting launched, that scream is horrifying, but it accurately depicts how you feel every time it happens. I main Bowser You... I... Just stop. I have such a hard time fighting this character that it's ridiculous. You can take so much damage and kill me at such a low percent, it's absolutely rage inducing, but that's why you love him. And you LOVE doing that grab and then jumping off the ledge whenever you're a stock ahead, just so you can see the reaction of the other player if you're playing with them irl. If you do that online, you just enjoy making everyone else suffer.

Surprisingly, I haven't really seen many a Roy main, either. Maybe I'm just unlucky, but it seems as if anyone who wants to play a Fire Emblem sword character, they prefer to stick to Marth or Lucina, being the tier whores they are. You, however, are only somewhat different. You're still high tier, but not TOP tier, and your recovery prevents you from being top tier. I can see that. I've never been that great at spacing Marth's tipper that well, so Roy's sweetspot at the base of his sword was better for me to use overall. As for the recovery, that's pretty true. Even then, its attack power is not all that bad either. Also, when he does that "Team Rocket's blasting off again" thing after getting launched, that scream is horrifying, but it accurately depicts how you feel every time it happens. Agreed. It sounded like Ray Chase was being tortured while in the sound booth.

Also, I feel the need to repeat myself, so I will if I must. PLEASE. DO NOT FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO DEFEND YOUR MAIN. I am simply messing around and trying to poke some fun at video game characters. I am in no way trying to attack you personally, I'm just dissing on some fictional characters. If you feel differently about your main, feel free to do so, it's your opinion, but I have mine as well. So in advance, I apologize if I make a poorly informed statement on your main, I'm simply going off of what I have seen. Again, PLEASE JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS. If you also want to throw in some of your own roasts on some characters as well, feel free to as well. It might be kinda boring to only hear insults from just one person, so go ahead and jump in if you want. JUST DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR PERSONALLY This isn't directed at any specific person, but just so I can be clear, there's my disclaimer.

Cloud, Joker, and Ridley

- - - Ah, I apologize. I was attempting to initiate discussion to insult the other Fire Emblem characters, but it seems my intentions may have been unclear. - - -

Cloud, Joker, and Ridley I did Cloud already, and it's quite a lengthy post, so I hope you'll be entertained by it. [Post #13, I believe] Joker was also somewhat done in two posts already, but I'll rehash it so it's one complete thought. Eiga is greater than gun, and you cry when you accidentally screw up your own recovery with said gun attack. You do your best to hold out until you get Arsene, and you feel inferior without him. Ridley: An interesting choice. You like boney, dragon looking things... You're around mid-tier -ish, and love the hell out of your side b, much to your opponent's expense. You're slow as butt tho, and we're probably super hyped when he got announced for smash. Unfortunately, you'll more than likely never be more than mid-tier because you're slow, unless Sakurai magically decides to buff your main, which likely won't happen BECAUSE he is around mid-tier. If you do somehow get buffed before Little Mac and the bottom tier gang, celebrate, you're special, and apparently more loved than the bottom tiers

- - - Ah, I apologize. I was attempting to initiate discussion to insult the other Fire Emblem characters, but it seems my intentions may have been unclear. - - - Oh, well in that case I'm sorry, too, but trhat wasn't at you specifically, it was just kind of an in general thing. But nevertheless, I'm quite terrible at seeing the big picture sometimes, and now that I look at your post again, it's quite humorous. Sorry about the misunderstanding . Now go back to insulting them, I'll be highly entertained

Big dick nigga Ike, big ass nigga King K. Rool, dirty ass nigga Jigglypuff The holy trifecta

I main Bowser You... I... Just stop. I have such a hard time fighting this character that it's ridiculous. You can take so much damage and kill me at such a low percent, it's absolutely rage inducing, but that's why you love him. And you LOVE doing that grab and then jumping off the ledge whenever you're a stock ahead, just so you can see the reaction of the other player if you're playing with them irl. If you do that online, you just enjoy making everyone else suffer. As a fellow bowser, I don’t like doing side special off the ledge, but I see what you mean about the low percentage kills, but I would like to point your attention to if played by a good player, he is a nightmare

Big dick nigga Ike, big ass nigga King K. Rool, dirty ass nigga Jigglypuff Ike: Ah shit, here we go again. Yet again I am faced wih a Fire Emblem character. He's not the fastest sword character, AT ALL, but at least he's powerful, and that's about all you really care about. And also, as someone who has yet to really play Fire Emblem, I don't quite understand his alts. Like, his face is completely different. How is that still Ike? King K Rool: Annoying. Projectile. Spammers. I'm sorry, I'm sure not all of you are like this, but there are just so many of them online that it's difficult to find the non-spammy ones. Jigglypuff: Somehow you escaped from being labeled as garbage tier, but it was just a narrow escape. Sorry bro, your main is trash. At least she's got a recovery that makes edge guarding against her almost impossible. Also, you try you hardest to get your rolly move and your sleepy move to connect JUST so you can get at least some kind of good damage in.

The thing about the Ike face thing is it's different versions of him from two different games, also... I main Bowser Bowser eh? Everyone complains about how he is really strong but I have lots of fun beating him into hell, so my roast will be fairly different, Honestly you just like the looks, he is slower then a sloth and weak as a baby tiger, he can do high damage but when can get his butt whooped by the right combination of any attacks, he has nothing making him special, I really don't know the tier class well but I wouldn't be surprised if he were really low, in brawl, he was powerfuk I will admit, but he lost half of that power in ultimate, they decided to make him the ultimate loser, he has some nice moves but because of being slower than a sloth he turns out to be an extremely easy opponent, long as you got the right fighter

You know what, I'm changing my one for King K Rool, so here we go KKR: Y'all are disgusting. Like, at least most of the other characters require a hint of skill to really play and use to the full potential, but you guys are like the bottom of the barrel. Lemme guess, you throw all your projectile shit just to get the opponent to close in and as soon as they do, REFLECT. I cannot stand to play you guys. In my og post on KKR mains I said probably not all of you are like this, but I recant that statement. If you can find me one main who actually tries to play the game, then I'll be amazed, because this character isn't even that good, he only gets the kills from gimping people off stage or forcing me to use my hardest hitting move against myself.

I main Chrom, Bowser, and Isabelle. I also secondary Joker and Jigglypuff.

I main Chrom, Bowser, and Isabelle. I also secondary Joker and Jigglypuff. Bowser: [Post #23] Isabelle: [Post #7] Joker: (His insult is kinda just around... I couldn't collect my thoughts all at once...) Chrom: What is the difference between you and the Ike mains? Like for real, I can never tell the difference between you, if I'm honest. Sure, I might think differently if I chose to actually try to play the characters, but let's be real here; I'm too lazy to bother with that. Idk you both got big swords, nuff said

Hol' up, I did some research, and I've figured it out; Chrom mains are the guys who don't have the big ass sword, but their bad recovery makes them seem as if they do, in fact, have big sword energy, as they're willing to throw that away for the sake of their "Chrombos"

You ever just quote something and it doesn’t work, but you don’t realize it didn’t work so it looks like you meant something else...? No? Me neither...

Also you likely spam his down b and neutral b whenever you see fit.side b and side smash are where it's at

I am sorry but I do find this offensive, because you say you're insulting the characters when really you're insulting the players, if you are gonna insult characters don't say what you have been saying, you are basing opinions on our play styles because of our characters and attacking us for it, here is how you insult a character (I will do with some of my own) "Joker? Really? I beat him way to easily, honestly, they didn't put him up to his full potential, they made him weak, way to weak" "Cloud eh? He's cute, but that's all he's got going for him" "Zelda? Do I need to get Link to rescue her real quick? We all know how often she gets kidnapped" "The little dark version of a angel, Dark Pit has cute looks and nice power, but he is a literal copy of Pit in both the game they come from and in smash," "Zero Suit Samus? All she can do is zap ya and shoot ya with a ray gun, so why her?" That's how you insult a character, hope you enjoyed the roasting, and I hope I taught ya a few tricks!

I get what you're trying to say, but two things here; 1: I said this was all in good fun TWICE. I'm sorry if you feel offended, but I told you twice to please not feel that way, so if you still feel that way, you can ignore this thread if you want, or better yet make your own! I've also said I was joking and not attacking anyone 2: I have also said that this was mainly based off of my experience with them. Many people play characters the same as there are certain strategies behind them. I'm poking fun at the way they play because many players I've seen with those characters do the same things I'm also kinda getting tired of this thread, so please let it die

I honestly can't focus on a single character to be my main, Ridley announced, I mained Ridley, Joker was announced, I main Joker, Banjo and Kazooie have been announced, I'll probly main them

I main literally every single character because I have nothing better to do with my life.

I honestly can't focus on a single character to be my main, Ridley announced, I mained Ridley, Joker was announced, I main Joker, Banjo and Kazooie have been announced, I'll probly main them I did those characters all before somewhere in this thread, so I'd recommend checking it out. As for Banjo, he hasn't come out yet, so I can't really judge him on anything yet. All I'll really say is that yall like bears and birds. (He is a bear, right?) I main literally every single character because I have nothing better to do with my life. I don't really know all the characters that well or I haven't seen much of them, but I'll try to do some rapid fire, because again, I'm kinda waiting for this thread to die. Captain Falcon: KNEES. Does he not have any moves other than his knee? Mario: You're a basic bitch, but you don't care. Peach: Also kind of a basic bitch, but you're high tier and enjoy ass bumping people off stage. Palutena: You think she looks great (probably). Also, EXPLOSIVE FLAME. At this point, I can't hardly remember which characters I have or haven't done, since this thread is so convoluted at this point. Idk maybe (hopefully) it'll die soon anyway.

Before this thread dies, I have one more roasting request. Could you roast the one who serves Dr Light without a fright. Makes a disaster out of every robot master. That’s right, it’s ya boy, MegaMan!

I suppose I shall grant your request. MegaMan: I'm pretty sure he's like, what twelve years old, so why is he called megaMAN? Anyway, he's a rootin', tootin', projectile shootin' blue boy. Like, for real tho, he has a crap ton of projectiles, which is enough to make any non-projectile based opponent want to pull their hair out, especially when the match up was already terrible to begin with. And even tho he's supposed to be a fairly high tier character, I don't see very many mains of this guy. RIP MegaBoy

Hnnng sans mii brawler

I'm not sure if you did it already, but Pichu who got destroyed by patches Oof

Hnnng sans mii brawler You are a hard core memer. You don't even care if the sans memes are dead, you still wanna rep him. I don't really know what else to say about him, except for the fact that you are shunned online and barely legal to use in tournaments, since I think the moveset must be defalt. With all that in mind, you're low tier boy is clearly only in it for the MIImes but Pichu who got destroyed by patches Oof I don't think I've done Pichu, either, just normal Pikachu, and speaking of which, I'm sure most Pichu mains fled to Pikachu promptly after he got nerfed to hell. They have basically the same movesets too, so I'm also sure that most Pichu mains were originally on Pikachu, before they realized how broken Pichu was. Basically, you guys did the same things as Pikachu mains, which is spam down b or other special moves when you see fit, however the fact that your hitbox is still smaller than Pikachu makes everyone hate playing you before the match even starts. RIP to overpowered Pichu, your reign will no longer terrify any of us.

I main Mii Brawler (Which is My Mii character based on myself) and I also main Joker and pocket main Piranha Plant.

I mostly already did brawler and I did Joker too, so I'll do Piranha Plant. Again, definitely in it for the memes. As soon as he was announced you knew you were going to main him, and the fact tou haven't dropped him yet proves it was true love. You love to do that move with the spike ball and also the one with poison gas or whatever, which absolutely makes me despise playing you guys online. Where would you be without your living potted plant?

I’m too lazy to read all the replies to see if you already did this one but I play Jigglypuff

I main Rosalina and Luma

I’m too lazy to read all the replies to see if you already did this one but I play Jigglypuff I did Jigglypuff, [Post: 32] but my opinion has altered slightly due to seeing a dozen of them at a tournament, so here I go. Either you get eliminated early, or you play good and it's really hype. Still a low tier pick, but if someone can make her work, props to them. But fuck you and your kicking me to the edge of the screen bullshit. And god damn I didn't realize how long your hitboxes last either, but nerfing you would be overkill at this point. I main Rosalina and Luma Ngl, I don't think I've seen really any Rosalinas, online or in tournament. Probably cuz she got nerfed so hard upon coming from 4 to Ultimate. She is the forgotten waifu of Ultimate, overshadowed by Peach and literally any other female character in smash. At least Luma is cute, so you've got that going for you

I main Greninja!

I main Greninja! You are probably still in your Naruto phase or are intrigued by all things ninja. That, and you probably like Pokemon. You like to think fast and hit a lot, even if you're not doing all that much damage. This probably frustrates you, especially when up against a seemingly impossible heavy opponent. Also, are we just going to ignore the fact that his scarf is his tongue?! I don't wanna even get touched by that fighter.

I have a few mains, but I usually stick to two. My two favorite mains are ness and joker (both infamous for b-spam) but I like R.O.B. and dare I say it...little mac. This post is easy bait, and I have a feeling I know what your going to say, but screw it.

I main Snake.

My two favorite mains are ness and joker (both infamous for b-spam) but I like R.O.B. and dare I say it...little mac. This post is easy bait Well, my guy, you were right, this is easy bait. I did Joker already, but I'm surprised I haven't gotten to do Ness yet. Ness: PK Fire, PK Fire, and PK Fire into grab and back throw. THIS IS NOT ORIGINAL. If you are a Ness main, you have done this at least five times per match, and you don't even feel the slightest remorse for what you do. Baseball Bat and yo-yo are annoying too, but I hardly ever see them, since y'all just wanna be spamming the same thing. R.O.B.: I'm just gonna come right out and say it; this character is bullshit! He gets basically all the advantages of being a heavy while still having one of the best recoveries in the game, which makes me feel surprised that I haven't seen more of you. But if you ever complain about his recovery, try playing almost any other character on the roster. I'm sure Little Mac would kill to have a recovery that good. Speaking of, Little Mac: YOU AINT NO AIR FIGHTER, MAC!!! You were definitely expecting that, but nonetheless it is true. Poor guy somehow has a recovery worse than Cloud's, and that is unforgivable. If you play Mac, chances are you've probably been gimped of the stage at almost 0%. His KO move also seems very difficult for you guys to land sometimes, especially if your opponent does so much as jump near the edge. Good luck with this trash tier boy, you poor, poor bastard. I main Snake. I did Snake in Post #11, but I'll add something here as well. You have the best recovery in the game, which hurts me a lot, knowing that my best option to beat you is to edge guard, but also knowing that my character can barely recover on his own. This alone makes me dread ever fighting Snake mains.

I'm a Lucina main!

I'm a Lucina main! Hmm. A Lucina main. I've NEVER played a match against a Lucina before! God there are a ton of you guys. Was Marth not good enough for you? You guys absolutely love edge guarding, perhaps even too much. You'll jump so far off the map to try and confirm the last kill, but if you're unlucky enough to come across a vengeful player who's willing to pull off one last air attack that your not expecting, your cockiness has ultimately led to your doom. Considering she is currently a very high tier pick, she is either played by lovers of FE, or tier whores, and more often than not I find it's the latter. Please do not be a tier whore.

I main Game & Watch

I main Game & Watch Pretty sure I haven't done G&W yet, so here goes. G&W mains aren't extremely rare like Rosalina mains, but they're nowhere near as common as Lucina mains. He's slow and he's got a moveset that makes me question the player every time I play a G&W main. You guys love trying to "9" people and you get really giddy any time someone gives him any recognition, like if they say he's high tier

Honestly, I do get hyped when I 9, because it’s always an elaborate combo where they can’t do anything, even DI because they’re always in hitstun.

Jokers Akechi Alt

Jokers Akechi Alt I already did Joker, but I'll address this alt; you are one fashionable bastard. But it looks kinda awkward on Joker with the changed hair color. That is all