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Drink Machine the Reckoning: Now With 60% Less Snakes!
There was a sleek silver box on the sidewalk, resembling a fridge. It had a keyboard about halfway up, and a plastic cup already set under a nozzle. The label across the top read "Type anything, get anything!"
A girl with a phone recording herself walks up to the machine. "What up, epic gamers! SANANA here, I'm twitch streaming live from outside. I heard rumors about this epic machine that can get you anything that you want, so I'm here to test it out." She types in "pro gamer juice" into the machine.
An emerald green liquid flowed into the cup. It looked like normal soda, except it had enough sugar and caffeine in it to make any doctor give up on life. Of course, this meant it had enough energy to let gamers game super epically.
Just like a chug jug, she epicly chugs it all down like a fortnite player. "WOOOOOO" She slams her head into the machine, and then runs away, the phone just left there.
The Soda Enthusiast robot Cent crawls over and stares at the machine skeptical of it. "Order anything you like....yeah right sure like i'm buying into that next your gonna tell me...." He starts typing in a punch of key presses into the machine to spell out. "I can buy a Solar Nuclear Core Replacement for the one drying up in me? The last one was a scam and I ain't about to believe this one...."
The machine hummed, trying to process this odd request, then poured a glowing orange-yellow liquid into one of the cups.
A little girl with an inhuman appearence strolls up to the machine and muses for a brief moment. She types "limitless power" in the keyboard.
A robotic arm gently pushed Cent's cup off to the side (but didn't tip it over), then poured a blood-red liquid into another cup. Drinking it would give temporary nearly-limitless power, but... it had the side effect of the result of drinking fifty Red Bulls.
A stupid teenager thought it would be funny to type in “the blood of my enemies” so he did
(edited by TheRemitron)
Lo and behold, actual blood flowed into another cup. A strong metallic scent assaulted the teenager's nose. The machine gave a happy little ding as if nothing happened.
The girl chugs the drink down, almost throwing up afterwards. She tests it out by destroying a nearby city and killing millions. After that was finished, she felt momentarily dissatisfied. Then, it hit her. She went back to the drink machine and typed "Sis' approval".
Only water came out. Does the machine think it's being funny?
“Ooooh, what’s this?” A teenage rocker-looking girl would happen by the machine as she headed to her next gig, she raises an eyebrow, before flashing a grin “You know, someone once recommended me this. Let’s see...” half as a joke, the girl types in “fairy juice” to the machine.
The girl sighs depressingly, then proceeds to destroy a nearby town in frustration.
The machine diligently sets out another cup, and fills it with an orange juice that tastes like nectar. The drinker would have a frighteningly powerful urge to run into the woods, wherever they may be.
Tot was a little surprised to find something actually came out. Especially since she was sure her friend was just messing with her. Still, she takes a drink of the substance, and shivers, practically bursting with energy. “Oh man she wasn’t kidding! I feel like I could jump a building! In fact....” Tot does just that, she leaps over one building, then another, headed to the nearest forest with the breeze in her hair
The Robot would take the cup and stares at the contents in there with confusion. "I didn't think it would be literal....and yet i'm disappointed in myself for not having a spare core to fill this up in...Well back to the scrapheap to find a new one." The robot wanders off for now but keeps the machine in the back of his heads quite curious indeed of what else he could do it with it but perhaps should not get to ahead of himself.