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Raccoon

Shitty super powers

Just wanna see what you guys can come up with

Scarletone

You attract a horde of mosquitoes every time you blink

Teddie-Anon

You can morph into a midget version of Adam Sandler at will.

MS_Paint_Homura

make everything morph into MS Paint everytime you say, oh no

BBBam04

You can make someone turn into a piece of furniture if you get them to recite the Russian national anthem.

Luck

every time you go to the bathroom, nick cage will stare at you and make a variety of facial expressions

Sayaka_Miki

The ability to eat any form of matter. But you don't have a larger stomach than normal.

Kazuo_Takahara

You can revive after dying but you die every time you inhale anything so you pretty much die and comeback to life just to die again and so you're basically trapped

pixie

you cum chilli sauce

Skechi-Akechi

You can control insects but you can't stop them from stinging/biting you

Scarletone

You can control insects but you can't stop them from stinging/biting you Pest Control at its worst

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Raccoon

You can morph into a midget version of Adam Sandler at will. How is that a bad thing

lnari

You can change history, but only if it relates to the 1998 Winter Olympics.

Homura-Akemi

Immortality, but you keep aging. Eventually you'll just be so old you can't do anything, and still utterly unable to die.

Skechi-Akechi

You can turn invisible. But only when nobody is looking.

Fighter_61

You can fly, but only an inch off the ground and you only go as fast as you can walk

TheRoyalWaitress

you can melt your internal organs and bones but when melted they become acid

TheRemitron

You can only talk in Sonic Adventure 2 quotes

FL0R1NA

You don't mumble when you rap

Homura-Akemi

You can turn invisible. But only when nobody is looking. I see someone else watched Mystery Men, I hope.

Skechi-Akechi

I see someone else watched Mystery Men, I hope. Never seen it. Also.... You can hear the thoughts of others, but only when they are thinking about dirty things.

Luck

every time you lie, someone walks over to you and licks your face.

BBBam04

You have X-Ray Vision, but can’t turn it off.