Yu's Second Amazing Text Adventure

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Shakespeare

You wake up in you're room. It's morning.

Teddie-Anon

Now, listen to me carefully, boy. FIND TEDDIE

Flareon

You buy a time machine so you can go to June 28th in order to play Super Mario Maker 2

Shakespeare

You look around your room. Unfortunately, you cannot find teddie. You give up. You check Tanakas, but unfortunately he isn't selling a time machine

Flareon

Do nothing for the next 10 days

Shakespeare

You do nothing for the next ten days. On day 5, you die of starvation Bad End. Save Loaded. You wake up in your room. It's morning.

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Teddie-Anon

Go outside your house and attempt to find Teddie.

Flareon

After you find Teddie stab him in the nose

Shakespeare

You go outside and look around for Teddie. He's not outside your house. You give up You are now Outside the Dojima Residence

Tot_Pop

Run to school with toast in our mouth

Flareon

Go back inside and punt Nanako

Shakespeare

You run to school with Toast in your mouth. Unfortunately, the gates are closed because it's a Sunday. You feel stupid. You are too far away from the Dojima Residence to punt Nananko. But why would you even want too? You are now Outside Yasogami High.

Tot_Pop

Break in to the school

Flareon

I ponder how it could be Sunday on a Tuesday but then realize we're inside a video game. Have an existential crisis

NotIgor

Eat sand.

Shakespeare

You climb over the gate, steal a lock pick from a cat and break into the school. You feel bad about breaking into school and have an exsistential crisis. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? Welp. Enough of that. You grab a handful of sand froom the courtyard and eat it. It's grainy and makes you cough but doesn't kill you. You are currently Inside Yasogami High.

Teddie-Anon

Go to Junes.

Shakespeare

You go to Junes. You are now in Junes

DQ_Hero

Find a mob to kill for expierence and gold.

Shakespeare

You look around Junes for a few seconds for a mob. However, because this is the human world, there are no shadows. Luckily for humanity.

NotIgor

Eat glass.

Flareon

Eat ass.

Teddie-Anon

Buy topsicles to lure mascots.

DQ_Hero

Humans will do...

Shakespeare

Luckily for your stomach, you can't fin any glass shards small enough to eat. You look around for an ass, but there are no donkey's insight. Not even in the meat department. You buy a topsicle and try to lure out a mascot. Unfortunately, nobody came Invalid Command

Teddie-Anon

Lick the topsicle into the shape of a dagger and then shank someone.

Flareon

go to the next area and kill anything that crosses your path regardless of what it is. We do not discriminate

Shakespeare

You like the topsicle until it's vaguely knife shape. Then you stab a passing by Child. Unfortunately, it's still a topsicle so it just splats against their shirt. The child starts crying. The mother yells at you. You move onto the next area. Unforunately, you lack a weapon to kill everything that crosses your path.

DQ_Hero

Thank you fire creature. I will not kill you for expierence.

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Shakespeare

Invalid Command

Flareon

Invalid Command

Teddie-Anon

Go back and snap their necks. Kill them all with your BARE HANDS

Shakespeare

Invalid Command You shrug and starts breaking peoples necks. The police are called. Adachi shows up. He has a gun. "You should probaly stop before I shoot you."

DQ_Hero

Ask Adachi to join your party.

Tatsuya

Bump into Tatsuya Suou for no defined reason.

Shakespeare

You ask Adachi to join your party. "What the- NO! Your under arrest." Another police officer shows up. It's Tatsuya Suou. " I am here to help. I will save you from the criminal, citizens!" He begins leading the remaining crowd out of Junes. He then picks up Adachi and "rescues" him from you.

Flareon

Override the gm's decisions and make the things we say happen no matter what

Tatsuya

Ask Tatsuya the secrets to summoning your Persona in the real world.

Shakespeare

Invalid Command. I am your god now. You yell at Tatsuya about how to summon your persona in the real world as he carries Adachi away. " I am not sure, Citizen. You'll have to ask Philemon."

Tatsuya

Hunt down Philemon to ask him about summoning personas in the real world.,

Shakespeare

You think about hunting down Philemon. However, you have no clue where to begin looking.

Pancake_Knight

Egg

Shakespeare

Invalid Command

Flareon

Toast

Shakespeare

Invalid Command

NotIgor

Eat rock.

Maizono_Swift

Invalid Command

Cait_Sith

Smoke pipe

Pancake_Knight

Become egg

Tatsuya

Search for a blue butterfly. Or the Velvet Room to ask Igor.

Shakespeare

You go out to the food court and try to ear a pebble. It doesn't taste very nice and you almost choke, but you manage to swallow it somehow. Invalid Command You go to smoke from a pipe. Unfortunately, you don't have a pipe to smoke from. You try to become an egg, but try as you might, it appears to be impossible. This depresses you. The closest Velvet Room is inside the TV world. As you go to the TV, you are stopped by Adachi. "Now that idiot in red is gone, I finally caught up to you. Stop right there. Make it easy on yourself and hand yourself in."

Maizono_Swift

Valid Command

Teddie-Anon

Grab Adachi and passionately kiss him.

Shakespeare

Invalid Command You try to grab Adachi to kiss him. Misunderstanding your aims, he shoots you in the head, killing you instantly. Bad End. Reloading Save. You wake up in your bed. It's morning.

Maizono_Swift

Make another save.

Bob_The_Builder

Do everything we just did

Teddie-Anon

Go downstairs, grab Nanako, and Y E E T her into the TV.

Shakespeare

You save the game. You repeat everything you just did, resulting in you dying again. Bad End. Reloading Save. You go down stairs, pick up Nanako and throw her in the TV. You feel bad.

Cait_Sith

Eat Nanako's science project to feel better

Flareon

Feeling bad, you go into the TV with her to apologize, while tossing her across the ground

Teddie-Anon

Afterwards, jump out of a TV that leads to Yosuke's house.

Shakespeare

You eat Nanako's Science Proect. You recover 100 HP. You jump into the TV after Nanako. Nanako is nowhere to be seen,

Gardener_Of_Tea

Take out some cards and eat one, Challenge Yosuke to a duel

The_Ironclad

Become Nanako's science project

Shakespeare

You take out a card and eat it. It was the persona slime and it tastes gross so you spit it out. Yosuke isn't here currently. You try to become an Nanako's Science Project, but try as you might, it appears to be impossible. This depresses you.

Gardener_Of_Tea

Play Yu-Gi-Oh by yourself and end up losing to yourself

Flareon

Atlus gets shut down, causing the world to slowly disappear forever

The_Ironclad

Become Yu

Shakespeare

You decide to play Yugioh on your phone against a CPU since it's the closest you have. You lose. The AI cheated. You are already Yu. You should know that you are Yu. Yu is you and you are Yu. Make sense? You realize that the world is disapearing around you. You scream for help but no-one hears you. Eventually, the erasure reaches you. You can do nothing as your body is erased from Existance, returning to the empty void of game design you came from. There is no longer anything. Ending- Ultimate Game Over. Restarting Game. Error. Game Deleted. Cannot Restart Game. Ending Game. Farewell...

Cait_Sith

The White were right.