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Fun in Funeral
In a stupidly expensive looking church, there was a funeral being hosted. There stood 4, and only 4, people, most likely a family. The first being a girl with teal pigtails. Then, there was me, a girl with long, white hair. Then, there was a boy with short, white hair. And finally, the creepy looking old man, or our father, Caulder.
Caulder: "Here we are today, in memory of my youngest Daughter, her name was Penny-"
Pigtail Girl: "She was stupid."
Isabella: "She's your SISTER, Tabitha."
Tabitha: "Cyrax how and why the hell are you here?"
Cyrax: "Father, I thought Penny wasn't dea-"
Caulder: "Silence! We're supposed to be mourning! This needs to be finished up quick so I can get back to work."
The funeral goes on.
the long lost cousin of shido and nephew of eggman, shideggman, kicks down the door and poses right in front of it.
"i've come to make an announcement
goro akeshadow is a bitch-ass motherfucker. he gave my wife a mental breakdown. that's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly persona out pissed on my wife's true self. he said his persona was t h i s b i g, and i said that's disgusting. so i'm making a callout post on the national alert system, akeshadow, you got a weak persona. it's as strong as arsene except way weaker, and here's what my shadow looks like! that's right baby, all muscle, no stripes, no scrawn, look at that it looks like senator armstrong. he fucked my wife, so guess? i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right this is what you get, my super laser piss! except i'm not gonna piss on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. i'm pissing on the collective unconscious! how do like that obama, you idiot! you all have 24 hours before the p i s s d r o p l e t s hit the fucking sea of souls, now get out of my sight before i piss on you too.
off in the shadows of the church, a tall, bandage-wrapped man, like a mummy, awaits the perfect moment to strike.
"hehehe, once I trash the place the world will truly know the meaning of E.V.I.L. HAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHaHAhAhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH"
Though he was being quiet at first, soon the man would burst into a long, LOUD round of E.V.I.L. laughter
Isabella looks at Shideggman and just snaps her fingers, giving him an awkward finger-gun motion.
"That's...good, for you?"
Tabitha however politely excuses herself from the funeral to open up a window that Rafaam was actually in perfect bird's eye view for anybody who opened it to see.
"Rafaam, what the fuck?!"
(edited by Isabella)
*At the back of the church, his eyes closed and listening, would sit Wolfram. He would open one eye and look at Caulder.*
Hmm. This better be worth it.
(edited by Wolfram_Row)
Cyrax simply eyes the new arrival in Wolfram, nudging his father a bit and interrupting him from what seemed to be some kind of meditation.
Cyrax: "Father, who is he?"
Caulder looks back at him and gives out a maniacal laugh.
Caulder: "I would like to know myself, but it seems that time is being wasted. Come now, children. We must make haste."
And so, they all left. Cyrax taking their only memento of Penny being the yellow teddy bear that she forgot to bring with her, mostly because of the fact that she's probably still alive.
Rafaam would be interrupted from his evil laughter by Tabitha peaking out the window. He sort of awkwardly shuffles there before asking
"Tabitha? What are you doing here? I thought this funeral was for some rich weapons brat? I was just going to activate the Rod of Roasting."
(edited by Archvillain)
Before they left, however, Tabitha was still outside, holding a semi-automatic rifle in one hand and pointing at Rafaam with her other free hand.
Tabitha: "Oh. My. God. Rafaam, didn't you know...that rich weapons brat is my SISTER! ALL OF US ARE RICH WEAPON BRATS!!!"
She shot bullets in the air to give warning signs, which in turn brang the whole family towards Rafaam...well, Isabella and Cyrax escorted themselves out voluntarily. Tabitha pouted and put her gun away.
Tabitha: "You're lucky daddy's here. You were about to lose a valuable member."
(edited by Isabella)
"Oh.... Uh... You guys might want to run then."
Rafaam mentions before running off himself. A few minutes later a series of loud explosions could be heard coming from the church Basement, before a fireball bursts through the church floor. A series of fireballs would start shooting out of the newly found hole in the floor in completely random directions until someone died.
*Wolfram watches them leave.*
So that's the weapon's manufacturer? Bitter Sweet's intel better be right about this.
*With that, Wolfram would rise from his seat and begin to move. We would reach for a Transceiver in his pocket.*
The targets on the move. Keep an eye on them, Axel.
Tabitha simply facepalmed, Caulder telling his family on an intercom to summon their jets because they've gotta dip. Not those words exactly, but they need to leave.
Tabitha: "Daddy, you rented that place for nothing."
Caulder: "Tabitha, sweetie, I don't care. Let's go home now, shall we?"
And so, they all went home. Though literally everyone went in seperate directions, with Tabitha trying to scout out for a nearby mall, Cyrax and Isabella going in completely seperate pathways that were away from the church, and Caulder being the only one going home. Luckily for Rafaam, he at least got one victim, that victim being the nameless soldier that guarded them all once again.
"No way! I can't believe this!"
Eggmans shouts as he is incinerated by the bouncing fire, causing his flesh to be roasted from head to toes. Knowing him, though, he would probably come out alright 5 minutes later