Fun in Funeral
<i>the long lost cousin of shido and nephew of eggman, shideggman, kicks down the door and poses right in front of it.</i>
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"i've come to make an announcement
goro akeshadow is a bitch-ass motherfucker. he gave my wife a mental breakdown. that's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly persona out pissed on my wife's true self. he said his persona was <i>t h i s b i g</i>, and i said that's disgusting. so i'm making a callout post on the national alert system, akeshadow, you got a weak persona. it's as strong as arsene except way weaker, and here's what my shadow looks like! that's right baby, all muscle, no stripes, no scrawn, look at that it looks like senator armstrong. he fucked my wife, so guess? i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right this is what you get, my super laser piss! except i'm not gonna piss on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. i'm pissing on the collective unconscious! how do like that obama, you idiot! you all have 24 hours before the <i>p i s s d r o p l e t s</i> hit the fucking sea of souls, now get out of my sight before i piss on you too.
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