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Coconut Mall
In what seemed to be its own secluded dimension, a race course posing as a mall laid vacant, with the exception of a single redhead in a baby stroller-like kart going up the down escalater
"Perhaps you should rethink your strategy" Another girl, this one with magenta hair shouts across the track as she quickly drives up the up escalator in her own cart, which looks like a train.
"Who cares? It's fun." Kyoko finally gets up the elevator, only to crash into a nearby café. She backs up and continues on the course, going through an item block containing a mushroom. She eats it, somehow causing her kart to go faster
The tryhard she is, Nanaka drift boosts around the next curve, opening her own item box to find... A banana. After eating this snack she casually tosses the peel backwards “Ah, how delightful. This ride even comes with free snacks.”
Instead of using a kart, a man in a space suit backflips continuously. He seems to clip through the banana instead of slipping on it. "I have come for your items."
Being far behind the rest of the group, Kyoko keeps strugling to keep on the track. Luckily for her, this course was rather easy. When getting to the open field part, she would manage to do a jumping trick off one of the bumps, losing her control to some degree and bumping into another wall before getting back on the track.
“Oh, how intriguing?” Nanaka glances to find the Survivor behind her. She doesn’t mind, putting the pedal to the metal to remain ahead of him. “You’ll have to try harder than that I’m afraid.”
Continuing back-flipping, the Survivor clips through a cube, which would net him a spiked blue shell. He immediately threw that item ahead of him, watching it do whatever it does. "Those items are for me to use!"
Nanaka's heart skips a beat upon hearing the well known siren sound, a noise that strikes fear into the very soul of even the mightiest Mario Kart player. "I just have to time this right..." As she comes up onto the parking lot... She does not time it right, getting blasted, flipping into the air and coming to a screeching halt "You'll regret this!"
The threats fall on deaf ears as the Survivor continues to backflip, clipping into various boxes. It appears a speaker is in his hands. "This item I shall save."
After shaking her head and getting back on with the race, it wouldn't be long before Nanaka was back in view. "Lets see what you think of this plan..." with that Nanaka pulls out her latest item, a red turtle shell, and tosses it, letting it home towards the Survivor
The Survivor continues to backflip, drifting around the corner, somehow. As the shell approaches, a blast of sound emanates from him, likely owing to the speaker he once had. "I have now used the item." He then clips through a box, crossing over the finish line to signal lap 2. Distantly he appears to be holding a solid lump of gold. "Worthless." He immediately throws it, but it disappears before it hits the ground. Noticeably he is backflipping slightly faster.
"urgh.." it wasn't like Nanaka to get frustrated, but losing was even more out of the question. Nanaka follows Survivor, remaining well in sight as she reaches another box. "I'll have to be careful with this one" Nanaka can be seen pocketing a green shell as she awaits the best moment.
Kyoko manages to pass Nanaka due to her getting hit with the blue shell. "Hit by a blue shell? What a shame. At least you won't be seeing any more of those." She sticks her tongue out at the opponent before heading straight into the path of a car, getting hit and dropping coins as well as another mushroom.
The Survivor's pace would continue to grow as he flipped into more coins. Eventually he'd reach another box, grabbing what appeared to be his own green shell. "Another item to save." Eventually, he would reach the finish line once more, lap three. All or nothing.
"Quiet you, I'm concentrating!" Though the red-haired girl was an annoyance, Nanaka's vengeance was far more important. She'd aim carefully, considering speed and trajectory, before tossing a green shell. It bounces off several walls before going for the Survivor "I think this one's more elegant!" Soon Nanaka would pick up another box, slowly starting to grin as they come to the climax
A quick flip to the side would avoid any consequence of the shell despite smart bouncing being an actual mechanic, in response, he would throw back his own green shell, smart bounce enabled. "I will miss that item." He flips through another box, banana in hand.
Ina
Ina rides up to the others on what seems to be a motorcycle that seems like a weird turtle with glasses riding a broom. "Oh wow this race track is awesome! It even let's me buy things!"