There was no milk at the store. Devasted, the man has to make a contract with Kyubey in exchange for a carton of milk.

Oh all mighty kyubi please give me milk

Now you must spend the rest of your life fighting witches in a body that isn't really human, only to be doomed to become one yourself.

I wish I could become milk

Being milk is suffering

In order to become milk you must first sign a contract with Kyudairy

Now I got my milk I can drink it

it turns out that the milk had a ghost in it when the ghost try to use its magic spell on the man he accidentally gave him superpower now he can shoot ghost web and climb the walls you may now know him as spiderman but you may also know him as that homeless heroin addict

I only wanted some milk *the man curls up into a ball and started to cry*

Your milk gem must be polluted. If you don't use a cheese seed now, you may end up becoming spoiled.

Where do I get a cheese seed?

MILK ARE DIRTY TIT WATER! CHANGE MY MIND!!

Wait for a cheese plant to produce one

I'm doomed

The essence of milk consumes you

Hey this is totally not from a YouTube video