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Stop terrorism, please.
Terrorist rates drop to 0 percent.
commits terrorism "And there's nothing you can do to stop me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.
"I take after Gary Stu. I'm about to end this man's whole career." Archvillain suddenly feels defeated for no reason.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i HAVE BEEN FOILED ONCE AGAIN. MARK MY WORDS HERO, I, Rafaam, the SUPREME ARCHAEOLOGIST, shall return, and when I do I shall wreak vengenace upon you, your family, and your family's families." Runs off into the night
Suddenly, a million knives surround ShibaTatsuya and fly at them all at once, piercing their heart and killing them
"My sister invalidates your existence, but ok." Walks away before getting stabbed a million times. But because he's Tatsuya, he uses his awesome magic powers and plot armor to heal it back. "Wait that's illegal."
"Heh, surving that attack was your most tragic mistake yet. Now you're only going to your death all the more painful." Mary teleports behind Tatsuya and pulls out a blood red curvy sword with purple tentacles of darkness lashing out from it. With a quick slash, the plot armor-piercing blade drives through the chest of the victim and the pure violent energy seeping from the sword corrupts the enemy's magic, causing their healing to be less effective but also put a greater strain on their body, making them unable to fight back.
"I can't tell my body what to do. But I can try and tell my sister I won't make it to her bed on time." Tatsuya, unable to care in time, doesn't react to the slash, but the effects of the plot armor-piercing blade does indeed show its effects to be struck true. He looks at it with a blank stare for a few seconds before looking back at Mary. What he's really doing, is reaching for his magic gun while using his strategic protagonist mind in order to contract some arbitrarily intellgent BS. "Ah, the classic plot-piercing blade. It's rare, and extremely powerful towards people like me. What else can you do before I can steamroll you because my writer says so?"
"Reaching for your magic gun, are you? Sorry, but I can't allow that!" Mary unleashes a torrent of force lightning, paralysing Tatsuya and allowing her to telepathically teleport his gun into her hand. She then uses her duplication power to make the gun become 10 guns which all revolve in the air behind her telepathically. Using her instant weapon modification skill, she then modifies the guns to each fire a powerful deadly laser beam equivalent to a kamehameha which all fire at Tatsuya at once. No trace of his body is left behind.
"I should have came more prepared." Or rather, his season 1 version of him that got completely decimated thanks to thinking he was in his own universe where he was most powerful. Sadly, the writers do not have the budget to think of countermeasures and decide to pull out at the last minute. Unfortunate, but we have other seasons of the glorious anime known as Mahouka aka Irregular at Magic High School.
Instead of terrorism buy a big mac
I have you taught you well, mortal
Neveeeerrrr
I have you taught you well, mortal thank you sir