I'M NOT A ROBOT A.I. CHALLENGING YOUUU

NOW TURN AROUND BITCH, PUT THAT ASS ON A NIGGA! GRIND ON HIS DICK MAKE IT GET A LITTLE BIGGER

Ya' gotta' do the cookin' by the book! (Cake!)

i should of known someone would do some shit like this

an effort was made

well seymour i made it despite your directions

You're the only one, one world, one love But the battle goes on Shadows of mass destruction

I can’t, I’m buying clothes

You should dress more effeminately

Step aside you heathens. It's not a game. I'm not a robot A.I challenging you. I'm not a phantom. I'm in your face and I'm here to see it through. Right before your eyes. Watch us multiply. Come to claim our rights. It's time. And as the shadows grow. Trying to stop our show. Might as well go try stop time So you know that we're out there. Swatting lies in the making. Cant move fast without breaking. If you hold on life won't change. Just imagine, we're out there. Took the mask off to be free. Fought it out in the debris. Now we know that life will change.

All my friends are heathens take it slow

This is why you should never try this on this website. Dear God this is dumb

wait for them to ask you who you know

Lyrics iin the style of small dwayne life no Why would anyone do this anywhere, shitposting season is always on the high

milk comes from trees

This is why you should never try this on this website. Dear God this is dumb shut the fuck up idiot

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

ooh

god help us all

Tried to run me through, hold on Think again, don't you know, what you're starting But, you're sure we got the clue how bad This will go, don't you know, know my art (Art of war) And as you look to the horizon, not a cloud But the stormy weather's going to come Seems like it creeped up out of nowhere, all around View was not quite what you foretold You'll never see it COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG You see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're DONE INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN By the time it's hit you, your last surprise Ooh Ooh Ooh Think you've got your game planned out To a T, get 'em two steps ahead, yeah So, step into my way, stand out It's a trap, one more step and you're dead [Pre-Chorus 2] Why just a picosecond ago, clear blue sky But now lightning strikes your last resolve It's not an accident that no one hears your cries As your last strength seems to [Chorus 2] You'll never see it coming You see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise I'm coming for you My game's always so fast, so fine You're smiling But that meant you didn't catch it in time Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Better think about your game Are you sure your next move's the right one for you Are you sure you won't get outmaneuvered Again and again my friend You'll never see it coming You see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise I'm coming for you My game's always so fast, so fine You're smiling But that meant you didn't catch it in time Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME WALK INTO MY MYSTERY STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE https://i.imgur.com/4tonHHc.gif

Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me

YOUR FLAG YOUR ALIBI CAN YOU HIDE BEHIND CLAIMING MIGHT IS RIGHT

Raise your fist to the sky We're below your foot Coming in

I am disappointed reading this.

so am i

Hey Nice cock

nerf this

Bona, why?

Dori me, interimo Ayapare, dorime Ameno, ameno Latire, latiremo Dori me Ameno Omenare imperavi ameno Dimere, dimere matiro Matiremo, ameno Omenare imperavi emunari Ameno Omenare imperavi emunari Ameno Ameno dore Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Ameno dom Dori me reo Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Dori me am Ameno Ameno Ameno Omenare imperavi ameno Dimere dimere martiro Martiremo, ameno Omenare imperavi emunari Ameno Omenare imperavi emunari Ameno Ameno dore Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Ameno dom Dori me reo Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Dori me am Ameno, ameno Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Dori me Ameno Ameno dore Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Ameno dom Dori me reo Ameno dori me Ameno dori me Ameno, ameno Ameno Ameno dori me Ameno Ameno dori me Ameno dom Dori me reo, ameno Ameno dori me Ameno, ameno dori me

Honestly Scrims, I might have been a bit hard on you. Your shitposts barely count as such, mind you, but it hasn't stooped to the level that is this thread

why is this thread still going?

1 2 oatmeal

Kirby is a pink guy

Kirby is wanted on 4 counts of homicide and seven counts of grand theft larceny. Kirby was last seen in Dreamland sucking off Bark from these weird face-trees. Officers tried to detain Kirby, but he managed to escape by eating them whole. There were absolutely no survivors, but, we managed to recover this information off off the live feed of one of our officer's bodycams. We believe that Kirby's current motives are to overtake King Dedede and, quote, "Wear his ass like a helmet". We can only speculate the motives. His partner, Meta Knight was also seen blowing a guy in the alley. If you see Kirby, do not approach him. If he offers you oatmeal, he's trying to fuck you. Do NOT approach him. He will get inside of you any way he can. He is a dangerous and lethal character. Do not go near him. I know this firsthand, because when I was in the field, and he was just a new suspect, I thought "Oh, that's just a little pink blob, he's not gonna do anything". But I was wrong. Dead wrong. When I first saw Kirby I approached him as a normal traffic stop by thinking, you know, just a normal run in the mill traffic stop, he was going 125 miles in the school zone, normally 10 miles, but that's fine. I figured I might just give him a 20$ fine, just give him a pat on the back and say "Hey, don't do that again". But when I approached Kirby to tell him his misjustice that he performed that day, that he enacted, I asked him "Why did you do it? Did you know that you were 125 mph? In a kid's playground? In a school zone?", and what he said next, I will NEVER be able to shake off my memory. He looked at me, and he just said nothing. He smiled. I said "Sir. Are you intoxicated?". And he said to me "khhhhhhkhhkkhkhsmlksmlksmlk". And then it happened. No, what are you doing? That's my dick! No! NOOOOOOOOO! I haven't had a dick ever since. My wife, she... She left me... So... If any of our officers see Kirby, you SHOOT HIM. YOU KILL HIM DEAD! Okay? He took my fucking DICK. YOU KILL HIM. SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN LITTLE PINK FUCKING BUTTHOLE THINGS HE CALLS HIS FUCKING ARMS, AND LEGS, WHATEVER THE FUCK- KIRBY, I HATE KIRBY, YOU NEED TO KILL HIM. HE IS A THREAT. GOT IT?!

kirby is innocent

KILL KIRBY HE HAS BEEN SEEN STALKING PANTON TIEVES

[quote=Shadow_Idiotc we managed to recover information off off the live feed of one of our officer's bodycams. We believe that Kirby's current motives are to overtake King DeDeDe. Do NOT approach him. He will get inside of you any way he can. He is a dangerous and lethal character. Do not go near him. I know this firsthand, because when I was in the field, and he was just a new suspect, I thought "Oh, that's just a little pink blob, he's not gonna do anything". But I was wrong. Dead wrong. When I first saw Kirby I approached him as a normal traffic stop by thinking, you know, just a normal run in the mill traffic stop, he was going 125 miles in the school zone, normally 10 miles, but that's fine. I figured I might just give him a 20$ fine, just give him a pat on the back and say "Hey, don't do that again". But when I approached Kirby to tell him his misjustice that he performed that day, that he enacted, I asked him "Why did you do it? Did you know that you were 125 mph? In a kid's playground? In a school zone?", and what he said next, I will NEVER be able to shake off my memory. He looked at me, and he just said nothing. He smiled. I said "Sir. Are you intoxicated?". And he said to me "khhhhhhkhhkkhkhsmlksmlksmlk". And then it happened. No, what are you doing? That's my dick! No! NOOOOOOOOO! I haven't had a dick ever since. My wife, she... She left me... So... If any of our officers see Kirby, you SHOOT HIM. YOU KILL HIM DEAD! Okay? He took my fucking DICK. YOU KILL HIM. SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN LITTLE PINK FUCKING BUTTHOLE THINGS HE CALLS HIS FUCKING ARMS, AND LEGS, WHATEVER THE FUCK- KIRBY, I HATE KIRBY, YOU NEED TO KILL HIM. HE IS A THREAT. GOT IT?![/quote] KILL him

What the actual fuck happened to this