Kirby is wanted on 4 counts of homicide and seven counts of grand theft larceny. Kirby was last seen in Dreamland sucking off Bark from these weird face-trees. Officers tried to detain Kirby, but he managed to escape by eating them whole. There were absolutely no survivors, but, we managed to recover this information off off the live feed of one of our officer's bodycams. We believe that Kirby's current motives are to overtake King Dedede and, quote, "Wear his ass like a helmet". We can only speculate the motives. His partner, Meta Knight was also seen blowing a guy in the alley. If you see Kirby, do not approach him. If he offers you oatmeal, he's trying to fuck you. Do NOT approach him. He will get inside of you any way he can. He is a dangerous and lethal character. Do not go near him. I know this firsthand, because when I was in the field, and he was just a new suspect, I thought "Oh, that's just a little pink blob, he's not gonna do anything". But I was wrong. Dead wrong. When I first saw Kirby I approached him as a normal traffic stop by thinking, you know, just a normal run in the mill traffic stop, he was going 125 miles in the school zone, normally 10 miles, but that's fine. I figured I might just give him a 20$ fine, just give him a pat on the back and say "Hey, don't do that again". But when I approached Kirby to tell him his misjustice that he performed that day, that he enacted, I asked him "Why did you do it? Did you know that you were 125 mph? In a kid's playground? In a school zone?", and what he said next, I will NEVER be able to shake off my memory. He looked at me, and he just said nothing. He smiled. I said "Sir. Are you intoxicated?". And he said to me "khhhhhhkhhkkhkhsmlksmlksmlk". And then it happened. No, what are you doing? That's my dick! No! NOOOOOOOOO! I haven't had a dick ever since. My wife, she... She left me... So... If any of our officers see Kirby, you SHOOT HIM. YOU KILL HIM DEAD! Okay? He took my fucking DICK. YOU KILL HIM. SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN LITTLE PINK FUCKING BUTTHOLE THINGS HE CALLS HIS FUCKING ARMS, AND LEGS, WHATEVER THE FUCK- KIRBY, I HATE KIRBY, YOU NEED TO KILL HIM. HE IS A THREAT. GOT IT?!

let us date igor >: (

Probably the devil arcana because i have no compassion for others, also the death arcana is the worst in the deck.

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

is this the epic perbona 3 song https://i.imgur.com/7rALlvS.gif

<b><center>You try to run me through Hold on Think again Don't you know What you're starting But... you sure ain't got a clue How bad This will go Don't you know Know my art (Art of war) And as you look to the horizon Not a cloud But then stormy weather's caught you cold Seems like it crept up out of nowhere All around You it's not quite what you foretold You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh You think you got your game Planned out To a T Yet I'm two Steps ahead yeah So... you step into my way Stand down It's a trap One more step And you're dead (Yeah you're dead) Why just a picosecond ago Clear blue skies But now lightning's struck your last resolve It's not an accident that no one Hears your cries As your last strength seems to dissolve You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise I'm coming For you My game's always so fast, so fine You're spun in By the net you didn't catch it in time Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Better think About your game Are you sure Your next move's the right one for you? Are you sure You won't get outmaneuvered again And again my friend? You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise I'm coming For you My game's always so fast, so fine You're spun in By the net you didn't catch it in time Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh</center></b>

imo, haru is best girl (DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY OPINION) but morgana is just a plot device the only time i liked him was when <spoiler>he ran off and got haru, introducing everyone to her</spoiler>

i brought satanael

uhm.. actually

this is a video made by JelloApocalypse called so this is basically persona