1. Mods gay: again non-negotiable
2. You're gay: see above
3. met bona: we fish now
4. met yu: we admire rats now
5. met the rest of you:
6. became a reckoner: this has nothing to do with phansite but it happened during the lifespan so I'm putting it on the list
7. bullied a large portion of people of the site with my creativity: to be fair I checked the logs and they had it coming
8. bought a lots of belts: I am now in financial ruin
9. deleted RP Hub: I didn't do it but I'm still proud
10. watched as pms fell from grace: it became a cesspit of whiners only for it to be abandoned for shou to leave his legacy of existence
11. solved racism: only the anons are racist and we don't like them much
12. found out what it feels like to be a boomer: I hate everyone who joined over two months after I did and frankly I want some social security
13. rubiks cube: solved
14. ice cream: paid for
15. Bowel movement: if you know you know
16. europeans: can't live with 'em can't live with 'em
17. except eastern europeans: they're decent enough folk
18. Canadians: found out that canada is not lawful good, but neutral evil
19. italicized the site: I have the link, no you can't have it
20. mario: swing your arms from side to side
21. code: singlehandedly found most of the bugs on the site with the exception of those who hacked the site
22. lore: don't read old threads don't read old threads don't read old threads don't read old threads don't read old threads
23. farting: I did it just now
24. Rat King's Crew: if you know you know
That's it, that's all the good things. Period. everything else associated with this site is a TRAVESTY.
