How do I tell someone I love them?

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-HaruOkamura-

I need help telling my love to someone but i'm too afraid to ask >~<

Boss

Just pull a Yumi and make a thread announcing it

hazama

Simple.
1. Strap a bomb to your chest
2. Give the shut-off to someone you
trust
3. Only let them turn it off if you
confess
4. Love or kaboom, either one works

IamThou

Max out your Charm, Kindness, Guts and Knowledge and make sure your relationship with him/her is rank 9. Should work flawlessly.

-HaruOkamura-

i've sent him this multiple times and they won't respond help?!?
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IamThou

Ehhh...try not to be creepy.

-HaruOkamura-

is it that creepy? How about this?
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Kitagawa

Haru... your heart is in the right place... but you lack tact.

Perhaps send them a gift instead of a picture?

IamThou

...Are you making fun of Queen? HOW DARE YOU

hazama

I still suggest the love explosion plan. I mean, I've only seen 3 people out of the 5 who have done it die. That's a 40% success rate!

Adachi_Dickhead

Give him cabbages, always works.

Or just try to drop a hint

-HaruOkamura-

Hmmmmm.....for each of the suggestions:
What kind of gift?
What flavor of cabbage?
What kind of explosive works best?

Craven

Take his heart and you be fine

hazama

The bigger the better.

IamThou

Try giving the one you like a burger with a patty that looks like your face, and the lettuce like your hair. Would work. Also add that to Big Bang Burger's menu. Trust me it would sell.

-HaruOkamura-

Bigger you say? ;3 I like the sound of that

Boss

For a gift: a perfect coffee
A pristine local cabbage, and for explosive, timed C4

-HaruOkamura-

But why a burger?
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hazama

@IamThou
I was going to try to make an innuendo out of that, but I got nothing

@-HaruOkamura-
If they say no, just blow 'em up. If you can't have 'em, nobody can; or something.

-HaruOkamura-

@Boss
the perfect coffee? I can't make that yet! I'm only rank 2 in my social link with Morgana! I can't do that yet!

Adachi_Dickhead

@-HaruOkamura- Sweet cabbage and you should say "Maybe this cabbage is sweet, but you are sweeter ;)"

IamThou

Damn girl you really look like a pokemon character.

IamThou

Also that scene traumatized me.

-HaruOkamura-

ok ok I know what to do now thank you all for your help

Melchizedek

Dont listen to these dudes punch him in the dick he'll love it

-HaruOkamura-

Ah I see, now I understand

hazama

Or, just shoot him. Shoot him in the godamn face.

Boss

Goddamn @hazama chill

-HaruOkamura-

Not if the bomb gets him first~

Melchizedek

You could also try hanging him upside down by his legs and then force him to eat Burgers

hazama

@Boss
It was a reference

Melchizedek

You gotta find out how to kidnap him first

-HaruOkamura-

@Boss it was just a prank by hazama don't kill him he's innocent!

Code_Sword35

For god sa- give him some vegs that have grown if he/she doesn't like them then they are not right for you... Or just make them by lieing them up and putting them in your dungeon

IamThou

Why

-HaruOkamura-

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