Cafe Leblanc's secret ingredient

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-AkiraKurusu-

We add fresh male semen to the curry and coffee to give it a bit of flavor and uniqueness

Kitagawa

So that's why the coffee you served me tasted a bit off...

-AkiraKurusu-

Our coffee is literally made with love.

hazama

It all makes sense now

MonasWaifu

Good thing I wasn't served any.

Boss

1: kitagawa you drank it like a man in the desert just found water
2: that is not true

Kitagawa

@-AkiraKurusu-

Does this mean you love me..?

NotAJojoReference

So that's what happens behind the scenes of making it "with love"

Souji Seta

Could this be the start of an affair?

Boss

I poured it on you, and this still isn't true!

-Fox-

Uh... no... Sojiro wouldn't serve that to his own step-daughter... No one is that fucking twisted.

NotAJojoReference

I'll be making all your coffee "with love" folks

Boss

DAMMIT KID HAVE YOU BEEN JERKING OFF INTO THE COFFEE!?

Kitagawa

@Boss

I don't mind it if he serves it to only me.

-AkiraKurusu-

All the semen is mine. I secretly jizz in a jar and put them inside whatever Sakura-san makes. Before I did that, hiscoffee and curry tasted like shit, but now it tastes even better with 'love'. This is why Leblanc is getting more popular

hazama

You allowed this to happen

Kotone Shiomi

O.O

-AkiraKurusu-

Taste the love, bitches.

Souji Seta

I'm glad I haven't drunk any of the coffee yet

Kitagawa

I knew there had to be a reason I like the coffee there so much...

Boss

OH GOD!
I'VE SERVED THAT TO EVERYBODY
IM RUINED

MonasWaifu

So that's what putting your heart into the coffee meant...

NotAJojoReference

Give me some of that coffee daddy.

Kotone Shiomi

Uhm.
I think thats something to report to the cops about

Boss

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-AkiraKurusu-

But your cafe did get popular. The rest of Yongenjaya doesnt know about it yet

Boss

THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM

Boss

DEAR GOD!

-AkiraKurusu-

Relax, i like dick in my mouth and ear

NotAJojoReference

But Sojiro-san, the coffee is tasty now.

Boss

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

-AkiraKurusu-

admit it, you love it

Kitagawa

Your business may be ruined but I will always be willing to enjoy this special coffee.

Kotone Shiomi

UHM

Souji Seta

Coffee kink?

Boss

I DONT CARE HOW MUCH YOU WANT BOY PUSSY RIGHT NOW! I DONT HAVE A BUSINESS ANYMORE!

-Fox-

Futaba ate curry with... bless her poor innocent soul...

Kotone Shiomi

Why is everyone so lewd here (T_T)

bluehairedemo

You all need help.

NotAJojoReference

( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°)

Sadayo_Kawakami

I want some of that

Kitagawa

@Boss

I will be willing to buy Akira from you. I have been slowly saving up money by going to an alternate dimension and robbing demons of all their cash. I should have enough.

Boss

I have to leave....find a new identity...new town.... futabaâ€‹! OH GOD FUTABA IM SO SORRY

-AkiraKurusu-

Yes... leave her with me. She'll be my sex slave

bluehairedemo

YOU SERIOUSLY NEED HELP

Kotone Shiomi

this certainly seems like a thing to tell the cops about (>_<)

Kitagawa

I can't believe Akira is going back to jail.

Mona

Can she be my sex slave too?

Boss

SAE
SAE HELP
HELP PLEASE

NotAJojoReference

W I T H L O V E

Boss

SHES NOT ANYBODYS SLAVE

Kotone Shiomi

these forums are filled with perverts! ï½¡ï½¥ï¾Ÿï¾Ÿ*(>Ð´<)*ï¾Ÿï¾Ÿï½¥ï½¡

Mako-chan

If Futaba hears this, she's gonna shut herself in again forver

MonasWaifu

I'm far less suspicious give Futaba to me.

Kitagawa

Hey, Akira. I'll gladly be your slave any day. ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°)

3xcal1bur

im going to burn leblanc to tHE FUCKIN GROUND

Boss

NO GOD

Mako-chan

Futaba would just play with you all day, you can't take care of her like that lol

NotAJojoReference

No, give me Futaba. I'll feed her jizzless coffee, but I will give her jizz curry.

Kotone Shiomi

it may be for the best at this point

-AkiraKurusu-

Im afraid Sae won't help you Sakura san.She gets hypnotized whenever she sees me. She craves for my dick. The police, on the other hand, can't catch me

Kotone Shiomi

to just burn it all down

-Kanji-

Tokyo's a messed-up place. Living in the boonies has its perks sometimes.

hazama

Knowing you, you'll fire semen out with such force, it pierces their body armor similarly to a bullet.

-AkiraKurusu-

Aren't you that Biker kid fron Inaba? I fucked the girl at the Inn there.

Boss

FUCK IT

[M A D E I N H E A V E N]

Kotone Shiomi

o.o
yall need help

Boss

RESET

Boss

ENRICO PUCCI HELP

-AkiraKurusu-

Once I become prime minister all your bitches are m-oops I think I slipped. This is definitely not Shido destroying reputations.

Kitagawa

I have been rejected in the other topic.. so I must go... :(

NotAJojoReference

This is totally *insert my name here*

bluehairedemo

@Boss isn't he dead or something?

hazama

R e s e t
T h e
U n i v e r s e

N O W

-AkiraKurusu-

I still get to fuck bitches and cum in food

-Kanji-

I ain't a biker-

You what? Bullshit. Amagi-sempai hates perverts like you.

Kotone Shiomi

swap to the p3p universe please

Boss

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mako-chan

Plot Twist: Akira was a bigger bad guy that Shido, Kamoshida, Madarame, Kaneshiro, Okumura, Akechi, and even the Holy Grail combined.

-AkiraKurusu-

yes mako-chan yes... spread the word

hazama

Okay, but P3P is lame because you can save Shinjiro and that's lame

Kotone Shiomi

i have a distaste for curry no ;-;

Mako-chan

This may be the fastest a shit-poster has ever grown on this site

-AkiraKurusu-

lol

SaeNiijima

This is just the lead i needed your going down old man

Boss

NO IT WAS THE KID

NotAJojoReference

The universe has been reset. Now we're in the alternate universe where Stand users are now Persona users.

SaeNiijima

Too late the health inspectors are already on their way