Yes

FUCK THE MITSURU

Ok what the hell was happening can you please explain

Somebody must take up the sword

I might, but I have a shop to run

Do we need the narrator to document this now?

Some fool kept resurrecting old posts and ultimately crashed the site.

The documentation must happen
future generations must be warned.

stop the jizzcoffee

Ok, I shall explain. HahaRIP was planning to revive the 3 ancient kings, Fat makoto was one of them. They were the kings of chaos and together they had the power to unlock the forbidden thread. HahaRIP used that power to revive naked Mitsuru and destroy the forum... I had to step in and cast thots be gone on HahaRIP to banish them to hell... I proceeded to fight naked Mitsuru but they were stronger than expected... I am dying and I need someone to make sure they don't come back...

Why

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Of course

Thank you Inart, I shall teach you the ultimate cast... THOTS BE GONE.
Chant that and they will be sent to the depths of hell...
I have reached my end point.
This is the climax of my fate...
Goodbye everyone.

Guess it's hardcore RP time again

Riperroni Mothman

Rip Mothman ;-;