"The Tale of AkirasDickCheese"

Thoth

Another day- another shitposting account. This is truly the form that madness takes, and today's madness was an account known as "AkirasDickCheese." It is unknown where it truly came from, but some speculate it was the 'ancient god' that was summoned far earlier.

All we truly know is that in a matter of seconds, multiple topics kept popping up, all from this single user. It soon became apparent that this was another alagamate account- one controlled by multiple people. However, this went far above the normal line of shitposting. It wasn't just lewd comments or random memes, but horrid , racist, remarks.

It wasn't too difficult to see- this wasn't funny. However, many intelligent users discovered a saving grace; a light at the end of the tunnel. That light was known as "BEGONE THOT."

In no time, every single thread created by this account was spammed with multiple people responding "BEGONE THOT." Such is the innovation of man to create something so powerful in such little time. While the shitposting did not die down- the users did not back down.

Eventually, after the second server crash, our lord Mishima arrived on the scene. After allowing us to return to our glorious home, he immediately set his sights on AkirasDickCheese, banishing sim from these blessed lands known as the Phansite forums. Truly, we are blessed to have lord Mishima watching over us.

However, despite the evil being vanquished, it seems that the "THOT" lives on. Truly, such legendary words can not be so easily forgotten.

Thoth

I have decided to take on a more story-like approach to differentiate myself from the original Narrator.

NotAJojoReference

L O R E

CualiqueXSora

you are a god.

CualiqueXSora

L Kreygasm R E

hazama

A nice take, actually. Not sure if you know, but Narrator is a group account, so anyone can write what they know about the going ons of the site. I do like your style a lot though, keep it up.

Aki-Joker

I demand fanart of this.

Thoth

I am aware that the Narrator is a group account- I have actually previously posted one of the documentations there.

However, I am disgusted with how things have turned out for the account. What was supposed to be a fun and innocent idea quickly became tarnished by shitposters- though that is the unfortunate fate of a public account.

hazama

I wrote for it too, I honestly really like the idea of having a dedicated loreman account. Things can only get more complex from here.

Boss

Again, I like the idea of Thoth telling the story. Gives an actual character

Thoth

No matter how complex- I will be here to document it. Though I am a bit concerned that I may miss a thrilling tale and be unable to document it properly.

I suppose that is why the original Narrator was made public.

However, some slightly under-documented lore is preferred over the corruption of an account causing it to become a cesspool of shitposts.

3xcal1bur

loooore