Alright, Joker, i'll make a deal with yo...

Mona

Alright, Joker, i'll make a deal with you.

If you can return me to my true form, i'll extend your bedtime by 5 minutes

Holy_Grail

Go to bed Mona :v

IamThou

Sorry, Mona. But you should accept the truth.

You are, and always will be, a cat. That is the fate that master gave you.
ðŸ˜Š

Persona

Fate... such a cruel thing... but necessary.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Mona's true form is a toaster.

Persona

Where did you get that information? It's not something for mortal eyes to gaze upon.

imtherealklib

Woah! IF that's true, Mona gets on the top tier waifu list with Labrys and Aigis (and Metis I suppose) due to toaster status!

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I bought the Director's Cut version:

Persona 5 The Portable Golden Arena Q: Dancing FES

imtherealklib

I'd sell my soul for that

Persona

@Miranda_The_Lesbian
You seem to possess forbidden knowledge. How is it that you have obtained this foresight.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I told you. That information was in Persona 5 The Portable Golden Arena Q: Dancing FES. I got it back in Winter 2014.

imtherealklib

Can confirm. Her uncle works at atlus.

TatsuyaSeta

Want any catnip Mona?

Mona

Why the hell would I want catnip? I'm more in the mood for delicious pancakes

Miranda_The_Lesbian

The catnip will make you high and give you the munchies. Then you can eat even more pancakes. :D

Skull

Cats can't eat pancakes.
Have some delicious catfood instead.
It even says it contains some real meat on the tin, that's a sign of quality.

PhantomThief

Bring him some fatty tuna, he went without the entire game!