Trapsuke never dies.

Die right now. Because living forever has it's own issues.

Eventually, all life on earth all go extinct. But you live forever.

Eventually, the sun will destroy the earth. But you live forever.

Eventually, the universe will expand, ripping apart every atom. But you live forever.

Not being able to die sounds very painful.

I heard this one the other day.
Would you rather have pubes for teeth or teeth for pubes?

Pubes for teeth no doubt. Sure it'd be gross and feel weird, but hair in your mouth 24/7, Jesus Christ it'd be a nightmare

I meant to type teeth for pubes, I am intelligent

Would you rather play CD-i Zelda, or have both your arms and both your legs cut off by repeated papercuts?

Would you rather go to sleep or feed me fatty tuna?

@Mona

Let me stay awake pls

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