How To Cook With Inari: Water

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Inari

Step 1: Acquire bottle
Step 2: Acquire vehicle
Step 3: Go on an adventure to find the purest water spring
Step 4: Put water in bottle
Step 5: Go home
Step 6: Profit

AdachiImouto

So organic 10/10

imtherealklib

I see you didn't say how to acquire the vehicle or bottle, can you elaborate?

Persona

Which step do you turn the water into sweet delicious flower nectar?

NotAJojoReference

Instructions unclear. Bottle stuck up anus.

Inari

@imtherealklib Cross the mexixan border, buy stuff go back to america/wherever you live with your car on a leash

imtherealklib

@NotAJojoReference do you perchance have a glorious natural spring hidden inside thine rectum?

Inari

@Persona profit

Funyarinpa

Instructions unclear, accidentally summoned myself.

imtherealklib

@Inari, I appreciate that! Thank you!

Inari

@Funyarinpa Was the car mexican?

bluehairedemo

Is this water?

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bluehairedemo

and the joke failed...

MynameisIgor

Will this water aid your rehabilitation?

IamThou

@Inari
Will the water revive Lavenza?

pancake

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Hibiki

I have acquired the water but am now locked in a foreign prison, requesting assistance from my follow chefs

Mako-chan

*flips bottle*