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-TheAkiraKurusu-
phansite harem
yooo who in the phansite would you put in your harem mhehe
Naoya_Todo
I would have Joker and Mishima.

They're a knowledgeable sort.

There's room for two more.
Ari3s
Me, myself, and I.
Hibiki
I think I'd get along well with Hibiki, Hibiki, Hibiki, maybe Hibiki, and also Hibiki
Ari3s
@Hibiki They're on the right page here.
IamThou
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Inari,-HaruOkamura-, Boss, Mishima, Joker, pure-anon, Hacker_Of_Justice, hazama, and most definitely

not you.
5eyeballs
honestly no idea
MonasWaifu
I don't need one /heroic pose
Minato-Arisato-
Dont know
-TheAkiraKurusu-
Alright this is my harem git ready boizzz



@Kitagawa
@Inari
@-HaruOkamura-
@Ann_Takamaki
@-TaeTakemi_
@Tae_Takemi
@Sadayo_Kawakami
@Alibaba
@Mishima
@Joker
@RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou

-TheAkiraKurusu-
Anyone up for my creamy coffee
IamThou
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Oh! I forgot:

Mako-chan, -Queen-, The_Soap_Anon, and Kitagawa.

❤️❤️❤️
Tae_Takemi
I never agreed to this harem business.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
@Tae_Takemi

you will soon
--GOROAKECHI--
EVERYONE HERE IS ON GORO AKECHIS BITCH WAGON
Tae_Takemi
@-TheAkiraKurusu- No, nor will I ever.
Aki-Joker
Well anyone besides Goro is fine by me.
RobowaifuAigis
Oh hey
I'm in someones harem
That's actually pretty neat.
Kitagawa
Why do people want me? Don't touch me.
IamThou
@Kitagawa
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*Touches you with index finger*
*Giggle*
Tae_Takemi
Rumor has it, @Kitagawa will paint all over you if you touch---

O.
NotAJojoReference
Everyone on the site
Kitagawa
@IamThou

I'll get a restraining order.
IamThou
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@Kitagawa
B-b-but!
-TheAkiraKurusu-
I love every one of you
-HaruOkamura-
Who wants to know my harem?
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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I do!~~
💕
Naoya_Todo
I know your harem.
hazama
Not including me in that list smh
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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Haru! Please carry me as you tell me you harem!
💕💕💕💕
Ari3s
Jesus fucking christ, you people-
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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Treat me like a child!
💕
hazama
unlike everyone else here, Haru has a legit harem.



I am totally not a part of it at all, nope.
Minato-Arisato-
Glad nobody wants me
Mona
Why am I not in any these lists? Smh
Naoya_Todo
Worry not, Arisato.

You'll have your moment.
hazama
also thx IamThou i appreciate that

I need no harem, I just want a pure, long-lasting friendship with Pure-anon and my life will be completed.
Kitagawa
@IamThou

I just wanna paint I didn't sign up for this. How am I supposed to art with people trying to seduce me?
Ari3s
@Kitagawa

Paint me daddy.
hazama
@Kitagawa
Paint me like one of your japanese boys
Kitagawa
@Ari3s

Alright get naked and strike a good pose.
Inari
@Kitagawa nude paintings
IamThou
@Kitagawa
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I'm sorry...

I'll just...leave you alone.
-HaruOkamura-
Ok Ok let me post them:
@Boss
@IamThou
@Tae_Takemi
@Inari
@Hazama
@RobowaifuAigis
@Ari3s
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@--GOROAKECHI--
@bluehairdemo
@Pure-Anon
@Pure-girl
@Kitagawa
@Hifumi
drug-lord-Sae-Nijima
I'll allow you to paint me, so long as you only show my good-cop side.
Kitagawa
@drug-lord-Sae-Nijima


So I gotta paint yer titties?
Ari3s
@Kitagawa

*strips nude, poses like what's her name from Titanic*

Paint me like one of your French girls.
hazama
It's the only way, really
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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I love you so much, Haru!
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
drug-lord-Sae-Nijima
@kitagawa

If you must. Just make sure Makoto never sees it.
-HaruOkamura-
I can garden for you all, i-if thats ok...
-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-HaruOkamura-

Haru lets fuckkkkkkk
MonoDj
A harem?! What is happening to this forum?
-HaruOkamura-
When will @IamThou hmu on discord~
Ari3s
Also, ahem.

@drug-lord-Sae-Nijima Arrest me mommy.

(Iregretnothing.)
hazama
@-HaruOkamura-
Orgy time
Kitagawa
I show everyone the titties I paint.
-HaruOkamura-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
Sure, not here though ;3c
RobowaifuAigis
Dang
Two harems
I must be lucky today.
Inari
@IamThou
@pure-anon
@Kitagawa
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-HaruOkamura-
@RobowaifuAgis

Might expand.
hazama
Hm, those are some nice titty. I like those titty.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
OOC: Not gonna make a Discord acc that I probs won't use when the PMs get implemented.
-HaruOkamura-
@RobowaifuAigis
cause you da best!
MonoDj
Phantom Harems.
NotAJojoReference
No harems for me cuz I succ
Inari
ah shit, typo
Inari
OOC: Rip me, no one wants me in their harem
-TheAkiraKurusu-
FUCk me hesssssss
-HaruOkamura-
@Inari
Your in mine? Look up xD
RobowaifuAigis
@-HaruOkamura-
💖💖💖💖💘
MonoDj
No one would want me in a harem.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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Haru,Haru,Haru,HARUUUUUU~~~

Please stroke my hairrrr~~~~

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
NotAJojoReference
OK senpais. I will remain forever alone
MonasWaifu
Harems are the enemy. I'm loyal to my waifu.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
how does this have 70+ posts
hazama
@-HaruOkamura-
Please don't get us all arrested by indulging in this child's perversions.
MonasWaifu
This is a very serious topic.
-HaruOkamura-
@RobowaifuAigis
-Hugs-
@IamThou
-pulls out brush and gently brushes your hair-
NotAJojoReference
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Skull
Anyone and everyone is welcome to join my Harem, my only restriction is to not be a cat.
Other than that my standards getting lower all the time.
CrowNotGoroAkechi
Kay
NotAJojoReference
Let me in daddy Skull
IamThou
@hazama
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Hey!~
I'm no child! I'm a beautiful, experienced, 400 year old woman! I take care of my three sisters(even though they usually ignore me)!
CrowNotGoroAkechi
YOU ARE STILL A CHILD @IamThou
Kitagawa
I'm a naughty boy why do people desire me to be in their harem?
Inari
OG 3:
@IamThou
@pure-anon
@-HaruOkamura-
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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Ahhh yess!!!

Like that...

This is....euphoric.

*Moans*

💕💕💕💕💕
MonoDj
Does anyone want me in their harem? No? Ok. Ill leave.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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You're very gentle, Haru~~~💕💕💕
NotAJojoReference
@IamThou


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Ari3s
This makes me want to McDie.
hazama
*sprays @IamThou with a spray bottle filled with water*

No! Bad Lavenza. Very, very bad.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
ok t
Inari
@IamThou
imgur.com/xZqPzyM
IamThou
@hazama
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Ack! Hey! My hair! My beautiful, long, silky hair...

You got it all wet, hazama-kun!

Fix it!
Inari
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hazama
Stop it.
Sae Niijima
ctrl+f "Sae Niijima"

0 results.

Well I never liked anybody here anyways, bbbbbaka
IamThou
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*Sigh* I'll just fix this back home...

*Leaves while carrying her ridiculously long hair around her*

Goodbye everyone!~~

*Sends a kiss to everyone*

💖💖💖💖

Especially you, Haru~~

*Giggle*
💕💕💕
Solarflared
What's going on in this thre-

...oh.
hazama
The Phansite was a mistake
CrowNotGoroAkechi
I'm a mistake
-HaruOkamura-
Forgot to add
@Monodj
@Sae Niijima
Ari3s
@Sae Niijima

*Shoosh paps*

Tis okay.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
*Runs back quickly to Haru*

*Gives her a passionate kiss on the lips*

I LOVE YOU!
💕💕💖💖💖💕💕
*Quickly leaves the building*
Ari3s
The fact that this of all things hit over 100 posts is alarming.
hazama
The fact I can't tell if IamThou is doing this ironically or not is alarming
MonoDj
I am finally in a harem!
Solarflared
Also, 108th post?
Solarflared
...aaaagh, beaten to the punch by @MonoDj.
-HaruOkamura-
@IamThou
Love you too~
The Fool
This is a thing?

@SF-Akira-Lover
@pure-anon
@Hibiki
@Inari
@Kitagawa
@HifumiTogo

What is even happening
Joker
Any harems that do not have me on the list get an automatic seal of approval
Hifumi Togo
@Joker Indeed, though monogamous love is fair game, and in that case, I choose you alone.
-HaruOkamura-
@Joker
but you and @Mishima are #1 in my heart
MORGANALOVER
My harem is

@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
-HaruOkamura-
@MORGANALOVER
i'm not on it T^T
hazama
I want to listen to Gas Gas Gas on repeat with Mishima for 48 hours
Joker
In your heart is not the same as in your list =P

Besides, I already have my canon lover.
MORGANALOVER
Fine I add

@-HaruOkamura-
HaruOkumuraLoveMePls
NO MY FUCKING GF IS THOTTING AGAIN
MORGANALOVER
Cease your faggotry.
hazama
>GF
shiggy diggy
Hifumi Togo
It's not a harem list so it should get your approval.
Joker
I'm still on it.
So no.
hazama
Someone make a Joker Seal of Approval
CualiqueXSora
Damn Haru aint even loyal. How the fuck the nicest girl in the game actually a thot?

Brazy
Hifumi Togo
Consider a revision for the next annual Phansitelopedia to edit "harem" to "list, or any other form of romantic or sexual relationship."
-HaruOkamura-
I'm just in a Harem list~ Not thotting
hazama
Duly noted, Hifumi.
Hifumi Togo
@hazama This is for Joker's entry alone.
Joker
We have a wikia?
hazama
We should make one
Hifumi Togo
I was planning on it.
hazama
How proactive of you.
Hifumi Togo
The utter drive to use one's willpower to customize reality to fit their dreams is the difference between one who succeeds and one who fails, Hazama. I'm only acting in accord with my philosophy.
hazama
I came here expecting to waifu real people behind a keyboard, not get a philosophical lesson. What a day.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
wow
Joker
I think the only one how fits the actual "Waifu" role is probably pure-anon.

The original meaning. Not this new thot variation.
hazama
I can get behind us all just accepting that pure-anon is best and that there's no other way around it.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
volvic revive
Skull
It's confirmed. Pure-anon is Joker's official waifu.
NotAkira
My harem
@anyone who cares
@dogs
@despair
Joker
Pfft. I has a waifu.
It's not pure-anon
Mako-chan
I have a harem of dragon girls. I'm good.
-GoroAkechi-
This going to go past 2000 posts
Solarflared
We're only at around the 140 mark though.
Kitagawa
The real question is- why does nobody want my frog in their harem?
hazama
I still suspect your frog has the power to end us all
Firematthew
This won't breach the cafe's record. I'm sure of it.
Kitagawa
He probably does. It is a big pain to capture him and he always craves freedom.
Solarflared
Does the frog have bubbles?
pure-anon
oh!! i'm really happy that so many people picked me!! i'm glad that you've found me to be a positive influence!!
CrowNotGoroAkechi
You're Pure everyone loves you
-Mishima-
Is in no harems...*cri*
-Mishima-
@pure-anon Crow is right your pure
Migrant
I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known.
Mishima
@pancake definitely
Kotone Shiomi
Just admin.
He knows why.
Souji Seta
just frog...love frog
TheSixthSiren
I love being harem free. *cries alone*
glacier
pls
Hacker_Of_Justice
Pure anon and IAMTHOU
That's it
Hacker_Of_Justice
Wait also Kitagawa, Inari, and HifumTogo
glacier
Hacker_Of_Justice, IamThou, pure-anon, and SF-Akira-Lover <3
Hacker_Of_Justice
Hwat why me
glacier
I remember you from the safe space thread, I like ya
Hacker_Of_Justice
<3 I ad Glacier to my harem too
glacier
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