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Get this to 14.5 posts
well
do it
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No bbsenpai don't do it
Les do it.

14 and a half posts here we go.
Like Richey said

We're born to end
I'm a hardcore fan with Persona 5, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Mementos where I would often train with Morgana in the tunnels and help Makoto with the School festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Akira and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for The Phantom Thieves, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Akira said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works."

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand
I'm honestly curious where this is gonna go
Inb4 it was Nyarlathotep all along
How is this going to hit 14.5 posts? we can only do full ones.
A post is a post, you can't just do half.
14.5?
Is that a Touhou reference I spot?
I know right!
Oops .5 over
RIP the 14.5 dream
DaNg it's over by 1.5 now. We screwed up.
*Insert P4 bad ending credits*
You all are a disgrace to the meme