Houseplant Appreciation Thread

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SpikeSpiegel

Appreciate the houseplant in your room for giving that kindness boost. Post your joker x houseplant fan fics here.

NotIgor

*insert quality fanfic about how the plant got left behind despite being Joker's most steadfast ally*

-Kuma-

The idea of Joker-san doing lewd things to a houseplant is barbearic!

NotIgor

We never said lewd! The relationship can be wholesome.

SpikeSpiegel

No it is sexy... Plantstialty is on the rage now. Don't judge a man because he wants to fuck a fern.

TheSixthSiren

i tried really hard to find a picture of a sexy houseplant to post in this thread, so here ya go.

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/pumkin-bikini-worst-halloween-costumes_1.jpg?itok=s_MhJEkQ

-Kuma-

This thread is embearessing to be in!

NotIgor

Joker can obtain ultra fertilizer from shinjuku men when???

SpikeSpiegel

the ultra fertilizer is his semen

NotIgor

That's the joke eggs dee

SpikeSpiegel

houseplant is best girl confirmed

TheSixthSiren

if somebody could photoshop Mona and Joker into this picture that'd be great

http://incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/penis-shaped-bush-6.jpg

NotIgor

It doesn't need to be confirmed it was a universal truth since time began

Mishimans

What even is this thread?

SpikeSpiegel

Because Joker is a plant fucker

NotIgor

A thread discussing how houseplant is best grill and your waifu is trash

SpikeSpiegel

I jack off too houseplant and joker fucking all night long

NotIgor

I do it 24/7 because life is too short to not appreciate the beauty that is houseplant

SpikeSpiegel

Houseplant is best girl because she doesn't take any of your time and always shows you kindness. Houseplant is best waifu confirmed.

-Kuma-

Spike, did you eat the mushrooms?

TheSixthSiren

ok i did the photoshop but idk how to post it here. ill send it to my brother instead.

pure-anon

it's only thanks to the houseplant that i had enough kindness in time!!

SpikeSpiegel

All hail the houseplant, she is our lord and savior

-Kuma-

@pure-anon Same, actually. And I reeeaaaaally wanted to do her confidant link so I rushed kindness hard during the pyramid palace.

houseplant

Cum fertilizes me and it gives you kindness