Also, I'm still dead

Shit, he figured it out

-/*-/*-/*-/*-LIVE SYSTEM UPDATE-*\-*\-*\-*\-
This is Joker coming in love to your local minute by minute broadcast newstation as Phansite O'7
I'm here today to bring you the live minute update of Principal Kobayakawa, where the audience is gripping the edge of their seats!

Principal, it has been longer than a minute, can you please give us an update?!

Principal_Kobayakawa: "Still dead"

THERE YOU HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!
We will be back within the next 52 seconds to give you another gripping, edge of your seat update that you all are waiting for!

(Note the heavy sarcasim.)

Do you have a lot of free time or something?

What a turn of events! Will Principal Kobayakawa still be desd next time? Or will he come back to life? Find out next time on Persona Z, episode 87: He's Still Dead

@Joker We literally have an account on here that's just a frog that says "ribbit"

Actually the frog stabs people to.

Should my whole account have a spoiler warning, or is there anyone who actually gives a shit?

I think we all know the story by now. Right?

I doubt anyone cares. Also don't just go around spamming still dead try actually participating in the site.