You better make a fuckton of toast

You bet I did. I'm gonna smash Metatron's face in with my new Toastodyne.

I just pushed a big red button and ruined the order of three dimensions

And it felt good

Is this whole site filled with Law nerds or something? Doesn't anyone want to kick some angel butt after getting hit with one hama too many?

I have toast.

I dunno. I'm immune to Hama.

That's good. Sometimes you've just got to get swole enough for the hama to miss, because the angels get distracted by your awesome demon pecs.