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Dennys
Welcome to Dennys how may I take your order.
Hi can I have a hamburger with extra OwO?
I'd like some pancakes
Everything pls
Hi I'm here to kill a witch.

Anyone seen her she look really old and carries a cursed copy of Dark Souls
No You will all get grand slamwiches they are very popular
Do these grand slamwiches come with a side of OwO?
Hey, Naoya loves those.

I prefer the classic Grand Slam.
No, but we can add some oWo into your grand slam for 2 dollara
Slamwich
I'm sold! OwO/
Thanks for letting the shadow in you fruits.

I'll order the pancakes with strawberry syrup.
Shoves grand slamwich down oWo's throat
Ok one grand slamwich, here you go
OwO~
I've worked here for 80 odd years, so let me teach you the ropes.

Come behind the counter.
Whatever I quit
Finally, my very own Denny's franchise.
Hey can I get a refund for this Slamwich? There wasn't enough OwO on it.
@Naoya_Todo

What is wrong with us shadows enjoying a nice pancake meal.
yeah can i get uhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FatMakoto?

The legend.

I need you to go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce SpikeSpiegel because that’s what this is all about SpikeSpiegel.
That’s my one armed man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family SpikeSpiegel. That was fake. I-I-I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce SpikeSpiegel.
I don't think I've ever been to Denny's and I live close to one.
If anyone needs me imma be in the parking lot trying to kill me a witch.

*Steps outside the denny's armed with a plastic knife and some pancakes*
It's a delightful experience.

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