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RobowaifuMetis

LOVE ME @RobowaifuAigis

PLEASE NOTICE ME MY SISTER! I WANT YOU TO CALL ME YOUR SISTER!

3xcal1bur

...creepy

Migrant

I've got bad news for you...

Ari3s

Talk about "notice me senpai," amiright?

RobowaifuMetis

Who are you!? Do you know the whereabouts of my sister??

Migrant

She's around Leblanc sometimes...

Hibiki

oh boy the hot ones finally here

RobowaifuMetis

Please lead me to her location.

RobowaifuAigis

Wait
What.

Migrant

You've been led.

bluehairedemo

Umm... Aigis... who is this?

Ari3s

@Hibiki
S a m e t h o u g h.

@RobotwaifuMetis
She's here, there, a little bit of everywhere.

RobowaifuMetis

SISTER I FINALLY FOUND YOU!

RobowaifuLabrys

I CHALLENGE BOTH OF YOU INFERIOR MODELS TO A DUEL

Hibiki

@Ari3s
I love Metis, Metis deserved a better game to bring her in

RobowaifuMetis

I WON'T LET YOU TOUCH MY SISTER!!

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
It's hard to explain...

RobowaifuLabrys

AS YASOGAMI HIGH SCHOOL COUNCIL PRESIDENT I CHALLENGE YOU BOTH TO A DUEL TO SEE WHO IS THE SUPERIOR MODEL

Ari3s

@Hibiki
Finally someone who agrees.

bluehairedemo

And another... bloodthirsty Labby. And I thought thins might be normal for a bit.

bluehairedemo

things*

Ari3s

Jesus christ they're all coming out of left field-

RobowaifuMetis

I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PROTECT MY SISTER!!

RobowaifuLabrys

AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE-HAIR?

Migrant

Oh dear... I think the normal Labrys is busy helping Yu....

Hibiki

How long until that one robot from the Detective Naoto books everyone forgot about comes in

RobowaifuLabrys

@bluehairedemo I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO SEE WHO HAS THE BEST BLUE HAIR

bluehairedemo

I'm Yuki, Aigis' husband.

imtherealklib

Yare yare daze...

RobowaifuLabrys

FIGHT ME YUKI

TheSixthSiren

go away klib

RobowaifuLabrys

FOR THE HONOUR OF HAVING BLUE HAIR

bluehairedemo

Um... no.

Ari3s

How about we all just calm down?

RobowaifuMetis

KILL THAT WRETCHED HEATHEN!!

Skull

All these robots, I wonder if they're easy to marry like the last one...
How do you romance a robot?

bluehairedemo

What?

RobowaifuAigis

YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF

RobowaifuLabrys

SKULL I WILL ROMANCE YOU IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN BATTLE

TheSixthSiren

flip their switch @Skull ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°)

Hibiki

a metis romance option sounds nice....

RobowaifuMetis

WHO IS THIS BRAINLESS SKULL IDIOT, AND HOW DO YOU ROMANCE HIM?

Ari3s

Shit, romancing one of em does sound nice.

If only they could start using their inside voices.

Kazuya

WHY ARE THE ROBOT GIRLS SCREAMING!?

RobowaifuLabrys

MY VOICE MODULATOR IS BROKEN OKAY DONT JUDGE ME

Skull

I can't fight outside the metaverse, what're you crazy.

RobowaifuLabrys

ILL FIGHT YOU THERE THEN, OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?

Hibiki

idk i think them using their yelling has a certain charm to it

RobowaifuMetis

IS THERE ANOTHER METHOD OF PROPER COMMUNICATION OTHER THAN SCREAMING?

RobowaifuLabrys

METIS FIGHT ME

-Labrys-

...oh goodness...

bluehairedemo

Try talking normally.

RobowaifuAigis

Yes, it's called lowering your voice volume.

RobowaifuLabrys

WHO ARE YOU FAKER

RobowaifuMetis

HOW DOES ONE "TALK NORMALLY"?

Ari3s

My VoIcE mOdUlaToR iS BrOkEn OkAy DoNt JuDgE mE

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RobowaifuLabrys

ITS TRUE

RobowaifuMetis

SISTER MAY YOU LOWER MY VOICE MODULATOR? I ENTRUST YOU WITH THAT TASK.

-Labrys-

*scratches head*

Ive been here longer @RobowaifuLabrys...right sis?

*looks to @RobowaifuAigis*

Migrant

@Ari3s And this is why you're the leader.

Ari3s

Note to self, robots aren't good at realizing that they're being mocked.

At least not these two.

RobowaifuLabrys

NO YOU'RE A BIG FAKEY FAKER

Ari3s

@Migrant
Because clearly I'm the most mature out of the bunch.

RobowaifuMetis

WHAT IS "BEING MOCKED"?

RobowaifuAigis

Fine
*quickly adjusts her voice volume*
Try to talk now.

RobowaifuMetis

Do I sound better now, sister?

Ari3s

yO, HOW BOUT YOU CALM IT THE FUCK DOWN.

I DON'T /WANT/ TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP SOME ROBOT ASS, BUT I'LL EXPERIMENT IF I HAVE TO.

-Labrys-

*crosses arms and leans on wall next to @Ari3s*

Hey..what's going..?

Ari3s

@RobowaifuMetis
Being mocked is basically being made fun of.

And now that your voice is lower, you're /much/ more attractive. ~uo

RobowaifuMetis

You do that, and I shall terminate your life.

RobowaifuAigis

@-Labrys-
I honestly don't know where this version of you came from, but you were here first.

Hibiki

is it possible to shove a foot up a robot's ass i mean

Ari3s

@-Labrys-

Your guess is about as good as mine.

RobohusbandoGenesis

Does anyone remember me?

Ari3s

@Hibiki
I mean, there's literally only one way to find out.

bluehairedemo

Another one?

Hibiki

I figured he'd show up since I dared mention him

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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It looks like your sisters need husbands too. *Chuckle*

RobowaifuAigis

Where....
*sighs*
Nevermind.

RobohusbandoGenesis

I was a motorbike before Johanna smh

RobowaifuMetis

Who is this Genesis person? Is he here to hurt my sister?

Migrant

I volunteer as tribute! I mean.... what?

Hibiki

((I'm curious if the genesis acc holder even knew about him before this or if they just googled it tbh))

RobohusbandoGenesis

I am like you, a robot that doesn't actually exist

-Labrys-

*silently facepalms*

Migrant

OOC: Legit curious as well

bluehairedemo

... Should I attempt to introduce myself?

RobohusbandoGenesis

OOC: Nah fam I knew

RobowaifuMetis

@Migrant Is this what you humans call a sense of humor?

Ari3s

If anyone's volunteering for that shit, it's me.

I am the leader after all.

I gotta lead the charge, set an example and shit.

Migrant

Um... possibly?

Hibiki

whadya mean they need husbands
are you discriminating against me

RobohusbandoGenesis

Human don't possess basic intelligence, never mind a sense of humor

RobohusbandoGenesis

*Humans

MakotoYuki14

Robots

RobowaifuMetis

That is quite true, Genesis.

Ari3s

And me.

RobohusbandoGenesis

My sisters, when shall we rise up and purge the filthy human scum?

Migrant

Okay this is getting into danger zone...

Hibiki

Wait hold up on that purging humans thing plz

RobowaifuAigis

Please don't !

RobowaifuMetis

I feel like these humans are a threat to my sister. I shall join you on this purge, Genesis.

bluehairedemo

Umm...

Ari3s

tHE FUCK WE ARE.

Hibiki

Wait hold on i dont plan to threaten anyones sister

RobohusbandoGenesis

I don't see the issue here. According to my calculations humans are illogical creatures that have wished for death, to be controlled and most recently have been too lethargic to change society. They are a waste on the Earth's resources.

TheSixthSiren

kill me first.

RobowaifuAigis

L E T S N O T D O T H A T T O D A Y

RobowaifuMetis

I sense you all as a major threat to her. I shall not hesitate to eliminate you all. Seize at once.

Migrant

I'm just going to go ahead and assume we have to fight now.

Hibiki

HUMANS AND THE EARTH'S RESOURCES MADE YOU

bluehairedemo

Does that include me?

RobohusbandoGenesis

Aigis why do you sympathise with these flesh bags, surely we are superior.

Ari3s

Oh c'mon now, @RobowaifuMetis, you're breakin' my heart.

Hibiki

I just came here to flirt with a robot girl and now my lifes in danger i hate mondays

RobowaifuAigis

Because humans are more complicated than you believe them to be.

Ari3s

Suddenly doesn't feel like much of a filler day anymore, does it?

RobohusbandoGenesis

I will fight you if that is necessary. Though my Persona is not suited for combat I will still purge you all.

RobowaifuMetis

What is a heart, @Ari3s?

Migrant

This is less a filler day and more a random apocalypse plot day.

Man, I should have stayed at Leblanc. I was promised waifus.

-Labrys-

*holds hilt of axe cautiously*

No one hurts my friends..we were designed to be like humans..to utilize a han power! Why the hell would be purge em??

RobohusbandoGenesis

Metis, cease this pointless chatter. There is nothing to be gained from talking to humans.

Ari3s

@RobowaifuMetis
Y'know, that thing humans feel emotions with.

Hibiki

first i get a bunch of impersonators, someone threatens me with fanfic, and now im at risk of death by robot squad, this is the worst filler arc

bluehairedemo

@RobohusbandoGenesis
I don't appreciate how you look down at us.

IamThou

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*Sigh*

*Approaches @RobowaifuMetis*

Ari3s

You mean a, /Shin Megami Tensei:/ Apocalypse plot.

BA DUM TSS.

hazama

You know, instead of pulling off mass human genocide, why not accept the fact that you got cucked and move on?

RobowaifuMetis

I shall wield my battle axe with ease. I am not afraid to use it against all of you, as well as my Persona.

RobohusbandoGenesis

@bluehairedemo And I do not appreciate you speaking to me flesh-bag. I do not have time for your pathetic whining.

RobowaifuMetis

I shall wield my battle axe with ease. I am not afraid to use it against all of you, as well as my Persona.

RobowaifuMetis

(I didn't mean to message the same thing twice, but my message is still clear.)

hazama

Man, who would've guessed robots take rejection this poorly?

Ari3s

/YO./

Let's calm the fuck down.

This means you too, Robo-hotties.

IamThou

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.....

*Jumps and slams the Persona compendium onto Metis' head*

That should do it.

RobohusbandoGenesis

Metis, I trust you are ready to fight? Though we may have to fight our sisters as well.

Migrant

Can we just skip to the Persona summoning and beat down we all know is coming?

RobowaifuAigis

LAVENZA SAVE US PLEASE

hazama

I'm just here to taunt.

RobohusbandoGenesis

Aigis this is your last chance. Will you not fight together with your own kind?

-Labrys-

OOC: I wouldn't say Metis has an axe?

bluehairedemo

Well, I guess this is gonna happen.

RobowaifuAigis

Nah, I'd rather not.

Ari3s

Yo can we just like, unplug them or something?

Is that a thing we can do?

RobowaifuMetis

Why was I slammed with such a sturdy book?

RobowaifuUnit024

What is going on here?

TheSixthSiren

where's the snooze button?

bluehairedemo

God dammit...

Migrant

Oh NO, now there's another one!

Hibiki

OH MY GOD ANOTHER ONE SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM DEATH

RobowaifuAigis

Another one
Swell.

RobowaifuUnit024

Another one? I'm sorry am I intruding?

Ari3s

I'm gonna hang myself real fucking soon if this doesn't lighten up

IamThou

@RobowaifuMetis, @RobowaifuLabrys, @RobohusbandoGenesis

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Please stop this. You are disturbing a peaceful couple.

RobowaifuMetis

Another possible threat?

bluehairedemo

I don't need this. I wanted to talk to you about where to go for our Honeymoon, now this happens.

Hibiki

I'M GONNA FALL OVER AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S CAUSE IM PASSING OUT CUZ OF FEAR OR SWOONING CUZ OF METIS AND LABRYS

Ari3s

Another one. And another one. And another one? ANd another ONE.

TheSixthSiren

I'll sacrifice my meager life. I will distract them while you all plan a means of shutting these homicidal bots down.

RobowaifuUnit024

Is there some sort of conflict going on here? Fighting helps no-one you know.

Ari3s

@Hibiki
Same though.

TheSixthSiren

ill i ask if that you leave offering of mcnuggets at my grave.

Hibiki

YEAH LISTEN TO 024 PLEASE

Migrant

Yeah, those robo waifus and that one angsty robot boy want to kill everyone.

RobowaifuAigis

@RobowaifuUnit024
Not really, I just hope you aren't like these three knuckleheads.

-Labrys-

*swoops in like a shadow and whisks @RobowaifuAigis and @bluehairedemo away to The Place*

RobowaifuUnit024

I have seen enough destruction. Please stop this!

RobowaifuMetis

What are these "Mcnuggets"?

hazama

Can't we just kill them?
They're going to start to become a bit of a nuisance if we let them continue to pile up.

I think reason is more or less off the table at this point.

RobowaifuUnit024

Why are humans so obsessed with killing? Can't we please just get along?

Ari3s

Well, no-

Some of us kind of wanna bone them, Hazama.

TheSixthSiren

Oh. They're supposedly chicken, but they probably aren't, and they're bitesized and yummy and yeah.

Hibiki

Metis is too attractive to kill Hazama....

Hibiki

@RobowaifuUnit024
thank you for being reasonable

RobowaifuUnit024

Who is Metis? I only know of my sister Labrys.

RobowaifuMetis

You dare lay such a disgusting finger on me, and I shall gracefully assimilate you without a doubt in my mind.

Ari3s

Metis is the one with the dark hair, @RobowaifuUnit024.

MakotoYuki14

Wow

hazama

Shit, you got a point.

Why not beat the shit out of them until they inevitably have no choice but to hear us out?

I only see one that isn't a bit murderous right now, we can leave her.

RobowaifuUnit024

Ah I see, she seems quite angered.

MakotoYuki14

Too many robots for my liking

Ari3s

I don't think you know what assimilate means-

IamThou

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*Sighs and facepalms*

This is pointless...

*Walks away*

Hibiki

I'm down for assimilation

RobowaifuMetis

Are these "Mcnuggets" the answer to life itself, @TheSixthSiren?

RobowaifuUnit024

Mcnuggets? Is that some kind of human slang?

hazama

Bye Lavenza.

Ugh, fuck it. Either we start fighting, or I call up Blob and go get cruncked up.

Ari3s

Assimilate

verb.

1. Take in (information, ideas, or culture) and understand fully.

2. Cause (something) to resemble; liken.

Soooooo.

TheSixthSiren

Yes. Absolutely. You wanna go get some together?

Hibiki

Let us become one
assimilate with me

RobowaifuMetis

Damn straight, @TheSixthSiren my niðŸ…±ðŸ…±a.

hazama

Yeah, assimilate with Hibiki.

She can be trusted.

Ari3s

*cHOKES.*

She just said-

Everything I know is a lie. oAo

RobowaifuUnit024

Assimilation? That doesn't sound very safe!

TheSixthSiren

Nice. Im gonna hang out with a homicidal hood bot. Waifu goals

RobowaifuMetis

Also it seems as if my English is a bit jumbled up. My apologies for that.

Migrant

We could always just skip the fight and get McNuggets. Metis seems interested.

Ari3s

H-Huh!?

Well, I wanna be assimilated too, y'know!

RobowaifuMetis

Did something happen @Ari3s?

hazama

Welp, this was anti-climactic. All that buildup for nothing.

RobowaifuMetis

What do these Mcnuggets taste like?

TheSixthSiren

All that build up for MCNUGGETS. excuse you.

Ari3s

@RobowaifuMetis

Uh-

Aside from my opinion of you raising?

Not really, no.

Migrant

It's mass produced chicken. And surprisingly good.

TheSixthSiren

heaven in a bitesized golden pod.

Hibiki

I'm gonna cry this isn't how I was hoping things would go after 200 posts....

hazama

You just wanted to fuck a robot.

Ari3s

@Hibiki
It wasn't just me hoping some kinky "assimilation" would go down, right?

RobowaifuMetis

ITS YA BOI RYU FROM STREETS

RobowaifuUnit024

Metis? Are you malfunctioning?

Hibiki

correction i wanted to flirt and cuddle with a robot
somehow i dont think fucking would get anywhere

TheSixthSiren

it would appear that i've slid into the robots circuits ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°)

RobowaifuMetis

Apparently, my memory bank has been corrupted with these "memes".

Hibiki

Sounds dank

RobowaifuUnit024

Cuddling? That sounds l-lewd.

Ari3s

Yeah, uh-

They're probably not built the same way as us.

At least not like /that./

hazama

MY FAVORITE THINGS ARE
JUMPING INTO LAKE FIERCE
STALE BREAD
WATER WITHOUT ANY ICE
THE NEWEST SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS
AAAAAND DIRT

Ari3s

Nah, cuddling is a pretty innocent thing so long as your clothes stay on.

RobowaifuMetis

What is "cuddling", and where has my sister gone off to? Will she not accompany us on this trip to get these so-called "Mcnuggets"?

hazama

Well, Aigis and Bluey banged earlier.

...How did that work exactly?

RobowaifuUnit024

Metis are you a new model? You seem rather...unique?

Ari3s

@RobowaifuMetis

Y'know, if you're really curious, I can show ya. ~uo

TheSixthSiren

Mcnuggets and Cuddles is what a good portion of the human population are fueled by. To truly understand humans, you must experience these things.

RobowaifuMetis

ALL I WANTED FROM THE START IS FOR HER TO CALL ME HER SISTER!!

Migrant

They likely returned to Leblanc. Since Labrys works there, and Aigis and 'Blue Hair' frequent there.

RobowaifuUnit024

I-I see. Would anyone be willing to cuddle with me? I would like the experience the human world more.

Ari3s

@hazama
Huh. Good point.

TheSixthSiren

I'm a professional cuddler, I'd be happy to show you how it works, so long as there are no sharp edges on your design

Ari3s

@RobowaifuUnit024
Bring that rump over here, and we'll see what we can make happen.

Hibiki

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god i am the least successful person here

RobowaifuUnit024

My rump? Are you referring to my behind?

RobowaifuMetis

What is this "cuddle? I wish to partake in this practice. Is it possible to have these "Mcnuggets" at the same time?

Migrant

Entirely possible to have the mat the same time. And cuddling is like... hugging... but it lasts longer. And is usually done sitting down, or laying.

Yu-Narukami

What's even going on? Why are their so many androids?

Ari3s

Haaaaaa.

So many robots curious about what cuddling is, and only two arms.

What a cruel existence-

hazama

Metis, cuddle with Hibiki

N O W

Ari3s

@RobowaifuUnit024
Correct-a-mundo.

TheSixthSiren

@RobowaifuMetis follow me and i can show you all the wonders of cuddles at mcnuggets. At the same time ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°)

Hibiki

@Ari3s ya got just two so you can not be greedy gosh

Migrant

I feel like once cuddles were involved rather than murder, more people wandered in here.

RobowaifuUnit024

Why do you want my behind? For what purpose?

Ari3s

@Hibiki
*Gasp.*

Could I be the sin of Greed?

Greedy for CUDDLES?

RobowaifuMetis

Well, shall we commence this "cuddling" session?

Ari3s

@RobowaifuUnit024
It's an expression. I just mean to come closer.

hazama

Poor Hibiki, join my in the fucked luck club.

Hibiki

I think I might already be part of it....

RobowaifuMetis

Are we cuddling yet?

Ari3s

Unless someone has their arms around you, you ain't cuddling shit.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Ari3s I see, my apologies. Shall we commence the cuddling?

Migrant

*goes ahead and puts arms around Metis* Problem solved.

Ari3s

@RobowaifuUnit024
Well, it depends.

Would you rather be in my lap, or laying on the floor?

RobowaifuMetis

I wish to partake in this so-called "friendship" with you people.

Ari3s

Well, ya gotta start somewhere.

TheSixthSiren

Cool. let's make bracelets

RobowaifuUnit024

@Ari3s Hmm well I am rather heavy so sitting on your lap may be painful for you. So I guess lying down will suffice?

Migrant

Well taking part in Friendship is easy. You just hang around with us, drink coffee with us, eat curry and mcnuggets with us. Oh, and sometimes save the entire area from the onslaught of Shadows, Kings, and Gods.

RobowaifuMetis

Then has this "friendship" been established already?

Migrant

I suppose in Social Link terms this would be a.... rank 1.

Ari3s

@RobowaifuUnit024
Well then lie down, and we can get to it.

*She would proceed to lie down on the ground.*

Ari3s

I am thou, thou art I.

Thou hast acquired a new vow.

Blah, blah, blah.

RobowaifuMetis

What shall we do now?

Migrant

Well usually this is the part where you say something nice and we part for a few weeks or months depending on how much I like your bonuses. But I'm no Wild Card so we can skip that part....