Savory waffles are where it's at. Make the batter without a sweetener, then put some lightly sauteed mushrooms in there and pour that shit in the waffle maker.
Put some gravy on top once they're done for some amazing artery clogging goodness.
Actually, I do prefer waffles but that's probably because you can more shamelessly launch whipped cream, fruits and chocolate sauce on it without anyone questioning your tastes. Except for the fact that it's a waffle, maybe-