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Mishimans
Ramen is the new god
I have just discovered the wonders of this food product and now my eyes are open to all of life's mysteries.
IamThou
inb4 gluttony comes out of mishimans
HahaRIP
B l a s p h e m y
Mishimans
Before ramen I was as innocent as fallen snow.
Kirito_Kun
True Ramen is a god
Mishimans
@IamThou

Can't a man enjoy a new food product without being called sinful???

Ramen is just that good
Mishimans
@HahaRIP

Before our lord and savior ramen all your gods are false machaniations.
Hibiki
Bad post OP
consider buying some fajitas instead of ramen
Mishimans
*Machinations
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Did I fill your void? No lewdness intended?
Mishimans
@Hibiki

Fajitas are for rich shits that are unable to appreciate the simple pleasures of life.
Kirito_Kun
Click to load jpeg image (size - 18 kb)
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

Yep your suggestion has not only filled the void, but has also turned me into a new man.

No longer I am empty now I am whole.
Firematthew
....Does everyone on this site WANT to summon one of the deadly sins to attack the site?
Mishimans
@Kirito_Kun

*Weeps tears of joy*

She's so beautiful.
Hibiki
...You did not just say that about fajitas

Well, it's your funeral.
Mishimans
@Firematthew

Ramen is so blessed that it will actually repel all the sins from this thread.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Do you eat your ramen with chopsticks?
Kirito_Kun
@Mishimans I know
RobowaifuAigis
@Mishimans
Metis's fajita stand is relatively cheap though.
Mishimans
@Hibiki

Your welcome to kill me, but the ramen will just resurrect me.
Sae Niijima
Ramen can be amazing or shit depending on where you get it from. Sipping on some miso ramen with chashu pork is my fucking drug.
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

No ...

Ramen is so good that I just consume it like a starving man.
Inari
OOC: Mishimans is gluttony boss(?)
Mishimans
@Kirito_Kun

Please post more photos of these saintly ramens
Kirito_Kun
@Mishimans okay
Mishimans
@RobowaifuAigis

Ramen is free for those who choose to believe in it.
Hibiki
Don't worry, I don't plan on killing you.
Just warning you...
Sae Niijima
Last time I was in Kyoto, I ate at this ramen place, and it was so good. Click to load jpeg image (size - 1.4 mb)
Kirito_Kun
@Mishimans Click to load png image (size - 260 kb)
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: HERETIC!!!!! YOU CAN'T LEAD A CHURCH OF RAMEN WHEN YOU DON'T USE CHOPSTICKS!!!!!!!
Mishimans
@Sae Niijima

*Heart begins to beat extra fast*

Holy shit that ramen is simply radiating with beauty.
pure_guy
The PhanFic I wrote about you includes ramen.. maybe this is a sign
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

YOU CAN"T BE A WORSHIPPER OF RAMEN IF YOU BOTHER TO WASTE PRECIOSU MOMENTS WITH IT BY USING CHOPSTICKS.

BY EATING IT LIKE A HEATHEN I GET TO BECOME ONE WITH THIS FOOD AT A MUCH FASTER RATE.
Mishimans
@pure_guy

It is a sign of the blessed ages to come
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

HMM....

Maybe I should start a church of ramen.
Firematthew
Please don't @Mishimans.
Ramengod
Hey ramen lovers i am the god of ramens
Mishimans
@Ramengod

*Looks stunned*

GOD?????
Mishimans
@Firematthew

How about I just go ahead and do it anyway.
Ramengod
@Mishimans Yes
Taiga_Aisaka
HOW IS USING CHOPSTICKS THE HETHAN WAY?! IT ORIGINATED WITH CHOPSTICKS, BAKA!!!!!
Ramengod
@Mishimans the love of ramen summoned me
Mishimans
@Ramengod

*Grovels at God's feet*

My lord are you pleased at the love I have shown towards ramen.
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

IT IS THE HEATHEN WAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE DEPRIVING YOURSELF OF THE FULL EXPERIENCE OF SHOVING YOUR FACE INTO A BOWL OR RAMEN.
Ramengod
@Mishimans yes you are doing great work
Tatsuya
Oh crap it's fighting time isn't it?
Taiga_Aisaka
THAT MAKES NO GOD DAMN SENSE!!!
Hillock
Looks like
Taiga_Aisaka
IF YOU SHOVE YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL, YOU'LL JUST SPILL IT!
IamThou
Click to load youtube video
Kotone Shiomi
what kinda ramen?
chicken? beef?
or do you refer only to the noodles?
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

IF YOUR SKILLED ENOUGH IT WON'T SPILL!
Taiga_Aisaka
Oh my lord, I'm gonna fight this baka!!
Mishimans
@Ramengod

Thank you my lord for showing me the way when I was feeling empty inside. Now you must show others your truth.
Ramengod
@Mishimans Lets show the truth to the world
Hillock
YOU FOOL!
Taiga_Aisaka
CAN YOU EVEN USE CHOPSTICKS?! IS THAT WHY EAT LIKE THAT?!
pure_guy
@Mishimans do you think there is enough people on right now to upload it or should I just wait?
Mishimans
@Kotone Shiomi

I find enjoyment out of all types of ramen, because all types of ramen are created equally in this world.
Mishimans
@pure_guy

Your should wait so people can find maximum enjoyment out of the ramen in the fic.
Kotone Shiomi
See this doesnt sound that bad to me then.
Mishimans
@Taiga_Aisaka

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT SHOVING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF RAMEN IN THE FACE IS THE BEST WAY TO EAT IT???
Ramengod
These fools think they can stop me
-TheAkiraKurusu-
oh boy i cant wait for the boss battle
Hillock
I like ramen, but not that bad!
Mishimans
@Ramengod

God you must take it upon yourself to enlighten everyone else on this heretical forum.
pure_guy
I just hope you are on when I do so you can read it !
Hillock
#Youcreatedthispost
Kotone Shiomi
Y'all need chill.
Ramens pretty nice
Mishimans
@Ramengod

Will you need my protection, because I sense that all the heretics are beginning to gather against you.
hiretsuna_neko
It is agreed, ramen is best ramen.
Ramengod
@Mishimans yes i need it
Hillock
Everybody, on positions!
Mishimans
@Ramengod

Then I shall shield you with my life.

For without you I will just be left an empty shell.
Tatsuya
Hmmp maybe this one isn't evil.
IamThou
Setting the tone: Click to load youtube video
Hillock
@Tatsuya do you see @Mishimans?!
He clearly lost it!
Kotone Shiomi
@Tatsuya I mean, how can liking a foodstuff be evil?
HahaRIP
If ramen god is a god, then how does that explain THIS
http://imgur.com/R8VOe9K
Mishimans
@Hillock

*Eye twitches*

Once again I have not lost it I have simply been enlightened about my condition upon this worl.
Tatsuya
Gluttony is a sin for good reason. And even the most harmless looking thing can hide evil.
Hillock
@Mishimans A.K.A Lost it
Ramengod
*laughs*
Mishimans
Why can't you all understand that ramen is pure and therefore it can't be sinful.
Ramengod
you cannot stop me
Ramengod
From making the world like ramen
Tatsuya
It changed form guys what the hell!
Tatsuya
Ok what did I say about evil Kotone Shiomi!
Mishimans
@Ramengod

My lord that world sounds like absolute paradise.
Ramengod
@Mishimans I'm gonna make it real
IamThou
"One more god rejected!
I'm heaven above outside you
One more god rejected!
I have your back to the wall
One more god rejected!
Survived the fall from grace
Thou won't oppose the wrath of god!"
Tatsuya
Not if have anything to say about it!
Mishimans
@Ramengod

*Begins to tear up*

Should I create a church upon which you may complete this task?
Ramengod
@Mishimans Yes please
Aki-Joker
There are religions in my phansite?
I didn't order a ramen religion.
Hibiki
I don't see any weaknesses Tatsuya, just uhm... hit it a bunch maybe?
Hibiki
I said I'd focus on support, but this isn't a very good role for someone without a Persona is it? Have fun, seeya!
Tatsuya
Wow Hibiki I couldn't guess that. Decades of combat experience behind me but hitting things? New plan to me. Well anyways Apollo Nova Kaiser! *Nuclear flame rushes toward the ramen god*
Mishimans
*Shields Ramengod from the blast by using my body*

ARGHHH!
Hillock
STOP! We have to immobilize @Mishimans before taking out @Ramengod!
He is still human...