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RobowaifuMetis

Now selling fajitas, chicken teriyaki, gyros, noodles, curry, and coffee

We have expanded our menu. Please give it a try.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

I'd lkke some curry and coffee also is it okay if I bring my Caprisun here?

pure_girl

@RobowaifuMetis where is the SALAD?

KomaedaNagito

I need 6 million coffe

Fat_Makoto

Give me some of each. 100, to be exact! I need to satisfy my cravings!

RobowaifuAigis

>coffee
Welp
Labrys is gonna be pissed.

Hibiki

I'm here to assist!

RobowaifuMetis

Salad has now been added to the menu.

RobowaifuUnit024

My apologies Aigis-san! We do not intend to intrude upon Leblanc's business!

RobowaifuMetis

You can bring your caprisun, @CrowNotGoroAkechi.

RobowaifuMetis

GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT, EVERYONE!

pure_girl

@RobowaifuAigis thank you ma'am, give me 10 orders, i need some for Fat_Makoto.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

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RobowaifuAigis

@RobowaifuUnit024
I know that, but try explaining that to Labrys, they're already butting heads.

RobowaifuUnit024

*sigh*

Why can't our sisters just get along?

KomaedaNagito

Can you add bagels in it , please?

TheWorld

Do you have anything for the poor

RobowaifuMetis

Did you just call me by my sister,s name again, @pure_girl? Didn't we talk about what would happen if you did it again? Do you wish to be eliminated?

Hibiki

I mean, I would not want to intrude on their business either but, Leblanc shouldn't have a monopoly on stuff like that! It's not like we're selling the same recipe.

...Hm, wait, you sisters don't all get alone?

RobowaifuMetis

I can give you a free batch of fajitas for just this once, @TheWorld.

I can also add bagels too, @KomaedaNagito.

KomaedaNagito

@RobowaifuMetis I can help you with adding ho- I mean so.e flavors on it

KomaedaNagito

Some***

RobowaifuMetis

Was that a threat?

RobowaifuUnit024

@Hibiki Well I mean Metis hardly listens to me and now her and Labrys are butting heads too...

We were built in the image of humans, so I guess it is only natural that we inherit some of their more...abrasive aspects.

*sigh*

Hibiki

@RobowaifuUnit024
I suppose that's true. It's not like human siblings always get along, so I should have expected it.

@RobowaifuMetis
Ah, Metis! Please, refrain from threatening the customers. At least during business hours.

@pure_girl
I apologize on her part for the threat... If would please, make sure you're addressing the right person from here on.

pure_girl

I am sorry Robowaifu-ma'am.

Centunculus_fur

I'd like a barrel of cream side to wash away my sadness.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO CREAM SODA!

RobowaifuMetis

We do have cream soda, sir. You yell at me again and I shall not hesitate to eliminate you.

pure_girl

@RobowaifuMetis you need to actually calm down...

Hibiki

Metis! Please!

RobowaifuUnit024

This is a notice to all customers.

Please refrain from angering Head Chef Metis.

Though myself and Hibiki-chan do try to keep her calm, any perceived provocation could potentially send her into 'Elimination Mode.'

We are not responsible for any injury/loss of life that may occur from said provocation.

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful day!

RobowaifuMetis

Was that another threat?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

The business is going well, I see.

Centunculus_fur

Fire the Metis and things should go smooth like Cream Soda.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Metis is the owner of this business. How dare you

Hibiki

It's going well but the customers are upsetting Metis... It's hard to keep up...

RobowaifuUnit024

Is anyone waiting to be served?

Hibiki

I don't want to seem rude but uhm... @Centunculus_fur
Could you please uh... Shut up?

Centunculus_fur

@Hibiki

I--m drutj-deunl-drunk you don't....HAVE...a excuse.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Centunculus_fur I'm sorry sir but if you are drunk I will have to ask you to leave. Alcohol is not allowed on the premises.

-Labrys-

*flicks hair and sighs*

I don't mind her selling stuff. The issue is the fact that she's selling it right outside of Leblanc, half blocking our door. That's the issue.

Centunculus_fur

F--un FACT! Someth-Someone tainted...le cream SODA!

Hibiki

...We're blocking Leblanc? I didn't notice.

RobowaifuUnit024

@-Labrys- My apologies sister! I've been trying to keep Metis in check but she's a bit of a...handful to say the least.

RobowaifuMetis

This is why I prefer a cart and not a stand.

Hibiki

A cart is a nice idea, but maybe we should invest in a building, for a proper restaurant or something. With all the stuff on the menu currently it might be difficult finding a card that's easy to move but big enough to fit everything we got.

RobowaifuMetis

I was thinking about having my own restaurant soon enough. Perhaps we should invest on that next.

Mao

Hello I am back and ready to help keep the wheels of this business rolling

RobowaifuUnit024

That sounds like a great idea! But where would we build it?

RobowaifuMetis

Right across the street from Leblanc, of course.

Hibiki

Well, the area around Leblanc does get a lot of people, and if we build our restaurant across the street, we won't be blocking it!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

We shall steal their customers

Mao

I see, your master plan was to steal all of boss' customers

RobowaifuMetis

We shall profit more from it.

RobowaifuUnit024

I see! Though it is slightly underhanded, I must commend your business sense! Well done sister!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

What about destroying the world though?

-Labrys-

Across from Leblanc is someones house. There aren't any open buildings here either anyways. I know there are some down in Shibuya though. Right by @RobowaifuAigis's old bar. In fact you could probably operate out of there. How does that sound?

RobowaifuUnit024

Let's not do that today.

RobowaifuUnit024

Oooh a bar! How exciting!

Aki-Joker

Someone said Gyros?

RobowaifuMetis

(The destroying the world part is supposed to be a secret, y'know.)

Mao

How about we have seasonal foods?

RobowaifuMetis

Yes, would care for one?

Hibiki

In Shibuya? But how are we supposed to steal Leblanc's customers there...

RobowaifuMetis

That can also work, @Mao.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

(oh crap)

Uhh... Jojo's bizzard adventure? The world?

VaginaldMacJizzler

This place gave me cancer
Gave my dog cancer
Kicked my dog
Burned down my house
Killed my brother
And charged me a $5.00 service fee

RobowaifuAigis

I was gonna mention the bar, but since Labrys already did, go ahead and use it!
*throws you the key*

Mao

It will make it so people will have to buy our products, or else we'll ki- I mean tell them it's not in season

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Uhh what the hell

Hibiki

@RobowaifuAigis
You're just letting us use it, like that?

RobowaifuMetis

@VaginaldMacJizzler seems like a very swell guy.

RobowaifuUnit024

Why do I get the feeling that using this bar will end up being bad for business...

RobowaifuUnit024

Vaginald-san seems very manly~

Mao

Alcoholic beverages can only be good for business

RobowaifuAigis

@Hibiki
Yip, I only used it once, and I haven't seen much more use for it.

RobowaifuAigis

*Yup

Hibiki

@RobowaifuUnit024
(Aigis seems trustworthy but idk how I feel about her just... giving us the key with no cost...)

RobowaifuMetis

Alcohol can work well with our food actually.

Hibiki

Well, should we start trying to move things over soon?
Labrys would probably appreciate us letting people get into Leblanc

RobowaifuMetis

Well I mean we could just move it over there easily since we own a cart.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Hibiki
(I agree, it's seems like they are just trying to get rid of us. Maybe we are more of a threat to their business than we first assumed!)

-Labrys-

*comes out of Leblanc*

It's not business, since we're effectively funded by the Kirijo Group. It's just that you're blocking the door and some of your customers are being incredibly unruly and rude.

*goes back into Leblanc*

Mao

I'm neither unruly or rude

Hibiki

O-Oh... so we're not a threat to their business. We're just a pain in the ass to them...

-Mishima-

Can I still get some food from your shop? I'm hungry.

RobowaifuMetis

Did you just talk about my customers?

RobowaifuMetis

Talk bad* pardon me

What would you like then, @-Mishima-?

RobowaifuUnit024

How could Labrys be so cold to me?

Her own sister!

Metis! Hibiki! Let's crush their business and rEiGn SuPrEmE oVeR tHe IgNoRaNt MaSseS!

-Mishima-

I'll have a fajita

-Labrys-

*comes out and bows diligently*

I love you dearly @RobowaifuUnit024. That will never change, as it was you that helped me find who I was. It was you that taught me how to feel. That will never change; my love for you will never change. We at Leblanc mean no ill will. This world is in a very turbulent state, and desire to act as a relaxing oasis of sorts despite being a Nexus. I wish the very same for you and your establishment. To that end, we at Leblanc are more than happy to assist you if you should be so inclined. Hence why we have given you the bar. Also, I look forward to visiting your restaurant, and I look forward to hearing what you come up with for its name!

*smiles gently and bows again*

I must return to my duties. Good luck sisters.

*returns to Leblanc*

Mao

The name should be alliterative

RobowaifuMetis

A name?

RobowaifuUnit024

@-Labrys- Forgive me sister! I don't know what came over me! I guess I just feel like I don't belong here, like my very existence is...wrong.

Though she would not admit it, both me and Metis would be very grateful for any assistance you are willing to give...though we do not deserve such kindness.

-Mishima-

I will buy everything, I'm gonna have a long night

goroami

Can I have sum PANCAKES?

Mira

GET IT

RobowaifuMetis

We do not serve pancakes here.

Hibiki

A name? For the restaurant?
Alliterative...
U-Uhm, something like...
Momma Metis' Meals?
...I already regret saying that.

-Labrys-

OOC: Oh no Hibiki...

RobowaifuMetis

Momma Metis' Meals? that sounds like a fantastic name!

Satan

@RobowaifuMetis are You using my satanic powers to make devilshy good food.

Mao

It is a good name

RobowaifuMetis

Absolutely, Satan. We shall enslave the human race with all this food.

RobowaifuUnit024

Sister, Would that mean it is appropriate to now call you Mommy?

RobowaifuMetis

... Y e s.

RobowaifuUnit024

Lovely!

RobowaifuMetis

The restaurant shall now be called, "Momma Metis' Meals".

Mao

should I start up the ovens?

RobowaifuMetis

Let us prepare as much food as we possibly can. We must profit from all of it.

RobowaifuUnit024

I'll go get the ingredients!