True Mischief Hours: Whoever Is Awake Pl...

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

True Mischief Hours: Whoever Is Awake Please Let Your Presence Be Known

Hello? This is a test to see if any humans are currently up and functioning at the moment. (Perhaps this would be a perfect chance to thoroughly plot my world domination.)

pure-anon

i'm always awake at this time!!

Hibiki

As am I!

RobowaifuMetis

Do you wish to plot about the incarceration of the human race with me?

Mao

Hey bossu, I'll help you plot world domination

Hibiki

...Can we maybe do something else?

MakotoYuki14

I'm going to bed in a little bit

RobowaifuAigis

*smashes the mischief button*

hazama

I may be asleep but my lurking and mischief never cease

RobowaifuMetis

PERFECT! Now then let us begin with our mass food production. As you can see, sales have been skyrocketing lately. That means our profits have been increasing ever since. Slowly we are achieving our goal to upgrade our arsenal to prepare for the destruction of mankind.

MakotoYuki14

Smashing is fun

RobowaifuMetis

Things will be going as smooth as butter if we keep this up.

Hibiki

I suppose that's a "no" on the something else then.

RobowaifuMetis

I feel quite giddy, in fact.

Tatsuya

As Mona would say. Let's not do that today!

MakotoYuki14

Butter tastes good

imtherealklib

Oh shit waddup

RobowaifuMetis

Hibiki, what are your thoughts in regards to our current sales?

RobowaifuMetis

Ah, more people! Let us gather all around and drink as a celebration of my success!

Hibiki

Huh? Me? Uhm... I know nothing about them, actually... heh... heh.

Mao

I'll make some drinks right away

RobowaifuMetis

Splendid! What a joyous occasion! Hibiki you better drink with me, or I shall eliminate you with my love.

Hibiki

Ah, of course, I'd be happy to!

RobowaifuMetis

Soon we shall kill everyone together!

goroami

@pure-anon Sorry about the other thread...

Hibiki

A-Ah, soon? I mean yes, to k-killing everyone!

RobowaifuMetis

No need to be sorry when we can all drink and be happy in commemoration of the destruction of the human race!

imtherealklib

@RobowaifuMetis Question oh great RoboWaifu overlord!

pure-anon

@goroami you have nothing to apologize for!!

RobowaifuMetis

I shall conquer the Earth with my sister Unit 024, Hibiki, and all my underlings!!

goroami

@pure-anon I shouldn't have brought up the thread...

imtherealklib

Um...please don't?

pure-anon

@goroami i'm not quite sure what you're taking about, but it's not a problem!!

RobowaifuMetis

Oh cheer up, @imtherealklib and have another drink!

MakotoYuki14

What thread?

goroami

@pure-anon oh, it's nothing, I guess I was rambling unnecessary things.

goroami

@MakotoYuki14 It's nothing.

imtherealklib

I appreciate the drink, but think of how little business you'll have if all the humans are dead...

RobowaifuMetis

What is this discussion of a thread in my restaurant. Are you not going to settle down for a good drink?

goroami

Also goodnight everyone, I'm getting sleepy as hell. Probably not gonna be online as much due to traveling so have a safe and fun weekend!

Click to load gif image (size - 955 kb)

Hibiki

Klib the business basically just exists to bring about the end, complaining about that fact we'd get no profits afterwards doesn't exactly mean much...

MakotoYuki14

I respect your privacy goroami and won't interfere but if there's anything you need me to do or anything you want to discuss just know I'm always here for you

RobowaifuMetis

(The idea is to gather enough expenses to upgrade our arsenal. Anything after that doesn't matter really.)

MakotoYuki14

See ya babe have fun!

goroami

@MakotoYuki14 Thanks <3, welp, I'm heading off to bed, g'night!

RobowaifuMetis

At least the food is good, right?

MakotoYuki14

I'd better sleep too night

imtherealklib

@Hibiki shit. well then...uh, I need to go...find a fallout shelter...

RobowaifuMetis

Farewell, @goroami. Dream of juicy, succulent fajitas.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

WHAM

RobowaifuMetis

Goodnight, @MakotoYuki14. May the Fajita Goddess bless you with everlasting tranquility.

RobowaifuMetis

@-TheAkiraKurusu-, drink with us to celebrate our success in sales.

Hibiki

(So... are we actually killing them or just enslaving them? Killing them seems like it might be a bit... excessive, given all the jobs that would need to be done. Like, food production and manufacturing... If we kill everyone, it might be too much for just us to handle.)

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Oooh, alright

RobowaifuMetis

(Hmm, good question.)

RobowaifuMetis

SHALL WE ENSLAVE THE HUMANS OR ELIMINATE THE HUMANS?

Yozora

How about a third option?

RobowaifuMetis

And what would this third option be?

Mao

Enslaving seems more profitable, yet killing seems more fun

Yu-Narukami

Option C: Get stopped by a group of highly skilled Persona-wielding humans.

lnari

For some reason I am

RobowaifuMetis

Nah, I'll stick with either enslaving or killing. They seem like the more reliable options. LET US HAVE MORE DRINKS TO COMMERATE THIS JOYOUS OCCASION!

Hibiki

I say enslavement because if we make others do all the work it gives us more time to relax.

Yozora

I vote for YU's idea!

Mao

Enslavement is probably the better option in the long run

Skull

It's real phantom hours
who up smash that mother effin like button

Hibiki

If they try to stage an uprising, then we can kill them.

RobowaifuMetis

COMMEMORATE* Pardon me.

So enslavement it is?

Skull

Wait killing, enslavement?
This thread isn't what I thought it was.

RobowaifuMetis

Ah, so enslave then kill! What a wonderful idea, Hibiki. ðŸ’ªðŸ’–

IamThou

OOC: Click to load youtube video

Mao

Give them the old 1, 2

RobowaifuMetis

The Fall of the human race shall come very much soon, indeed.

imtherealklib

Hey...I don't mind the enslavement part...so can we just stop there?

Skull

You guys don't have to start the whole overthrowing the human race thing now, I mean you're robots you can wait a measly little 8000 or so years before doing something like that.

RobowaifuMetis

Was that a threat?

Mao

I'm not a robot

Hifumi Togo

Hibiki is far too soft to live with the burden of murder of man.

Skull

There are no threats or reason for you to worry here.
In fact my best friend Makoto is a robot too.

RobowaifuMetis

And who are you to speak for Hibiki?

RobowaifuMetis

LET US JUST HAVE SOME DRINKS TO ENJOY THIS OCCASION!! THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AFTER ALL, Y'KNOW!!

Hifumi Togo

Acknowledgment and application of general human statistics to hypothesize outcomes is the backbone both of economy and psychology. There is a higher chance Hibiki has no dangerous murderous intent than otherwise and it is thus a reliable assumption to conclude she would not kill.

Yozora

Is it okay to celebrate the enslavement of your own race though? =/

imtherealklib

So cool..

RobowaifuMetis

ALL I WISH TO DO IS JUST TO CELEBRATE!!

Hibiki

U-Uhm... I... I!

I propose a toast! To Metis' success!

Hifumi Togo

There will be no great success for a creature of pitiable drive and moderate cleverness.

RobowaifuMetis

Was that another threat?

RobowaifuMetis

I wish to be happy with my precious Hibiki.

Yu-Narukami

@imtherealklib
Should we really be taking this so lightly?

imtherealklib

The answer is probably not, but Hibiki wouldn't turn on me that quick. So i'd assume I have at least an extra 20 seconds in case of emergency.

Hifumi Togo

It wasn't a threat. All I can do is play shogi and outsmart people.

Yu-Narukami

All I can do is encourage people and kill Gods.

RobowaifuMetis

...Will you at least buy some fajitas??

Tatsuya

Hey Metis what's your full name?

Hibiki

Metis I... I don't want this.

Hifumi Togo

Correct as usual.

RobowaifuMetis

Full name...?

imtherealklib

All I can do is not read the mood and make people laugh. (Albeit at me most of the time, but look at the results dammit.)

Also yes, delay your destruction of humanity and I will buy fajitas.

Tatsuya

Yeah your.. designation I guess. Just curious what to call a future overlord.

RobowaifuMetis

I may have realized something.

Mao

Please do not insult the manager

RobowaifuMetis

As much as I would you exterminate humans, I also enjoy cooking and serving food to my loyal customers.

imtherealklib

Uh-oh...

RobowaifuMetis

Would like to* Pardon me.

imtherealklib

Oh! That's strictly better!

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps I have more of a liking to run my restaurant and create a chain franchise instead of mass destruction to begin with...

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps I can take over the human race with my fajitas...

Yu-Narukami

So, I was right from the start and Metis actually is good at heart?

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps I may kill those who get in my way, of course, but...

imtherealklib

Meh, close enough I guess

RobowaifuMetis

I think I shall continue expanding my business and taking over the world with my food.

RobowaifuMetis

I have made my decision. I shall enslave the human race with the savory goodness of my fajitas.

Hibiki

Metis...
[sigh]
Well, at least she's not trying to kill everyone now, that's a step.

RobowaifuMetis

Are you not proud of my plan, Hibiki?

RobowaifuMetis

Is this what you humans call a "conscience"?

imtherealklib

Yes! Huzzah! A round of drinks and fajitas for everyone! Skull is paying!

RobowaifuMetis

DID SOMEONE SAY... DRINKS???

Hibiki

Well, I'm proud of you for moving on from genocide! But... I'd really prefer if we didn't kill or enslave anyone.

RobowaifuMetis

LET US DRINK EVEN MORE TO COMMEMORATE THIS JOYOUS OCCASION!!

Yu-Narukami

You should have a conscience, too, Metis. I mean, if your like Aigis or Labrys that is.

RobowaifuMetis

Did you just say... Aigis??

RobowaifuMetis

My sister...

RobowaifuMetis

Sister..??

Yu-Narukami

Uh, yeah, I met her when I was dragged into the original P-1 tournament by Labrys' shadow.

RobowaifuMetis

WHERE IS MY SISTERRRRRRR!?!?!?!

Yu-Narukami

Leblanc, probably.

Hibiki

W-Wait, Metis honey, calm down! It's a party, let's just enjoy ourselves

RobowaifuMetis

Fine, alright. I shall continue serving fajitas to everyone.

RobowaifuMetis

Oh... hold on. I think I'm running out o--

RobowaifuMetis

*Initiating sleep mode*

Hibiki

Metis? What are you running out of?

Hibiki

Oh good grief...

ThatOtherHibiki

YARE YARE DAZE~! Fufufufufu!

Hibiki

What? It's hate too?
AND IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SHOW

Hibiki

Here not hate*

Yu-Narukami

It's your shadow all right, but I've never seen one quite like this.

imtherealklib

On the plus side, Metis has more to occupy herself with.

Hibiki

IT'S USING A SCREENSHOT FROM THE TV BROADCAST AS IT'S ICON, WHAT A SCRUB AT LEAST USE THE BLU-RAY VERSION

Hibiki

and what do you mean more to occupy herself with?! I'm the only Hibiki Metis needs...

Yu-Narukami

Well, it's your shadow so it tries to do everything it can to get you to say that it's not you.

imtherealklib

Metis seems a wee bit greedy, what with all this world domination talk. Was mainly conjecture.

Hibiki

Anything? Even using the TV version like a casual?

Yu-Narukami

If it bugs you they'll do it.

imtherealklib

Shadows are ruthless, so I wouldn't put it past it.

Yu-Narukami

My shadow was a bunch of TVs but I don't even like watching TV.

Hibiki

What a diabolic fiend...

imtherealklib

Meh, we'll catch 'em at some point.

Hibiki

Some point?! I don't want it just wandering around however it please!

imtherealklib

Okay okay! I'll make sure it becomes the primary objective before the next SIN.