Best way to kill your fiance and make it...

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Astarte

Best way to kill your fiance and make it seem like an accident?

Um... I'm asking for a friend!

Depressed_autistic

Whatever you do- become a racist

Depressed_autistic

I mean dont become a racist

imtherealklib

>get gloves
>get unmarked firearm
>put on gloves and equip firearm
>kill
>put target's hand on trigger and grip
>take off gloves one town over and burn them, and spread the ashes to the sea

IamThou

Hire Goro A"sketchy"

AAAAAAAAAGH

Use the ancient technique of stab and run away

Taiga_Aisaka

OOC: Pretend your dead, so he kills himself. Romeo and Juliet style!

Astarte

Ah. Hypothetically, would a Rocket Launcher work? I... um... My friend really would like to know.

Liam

@IamThou holy shit xD i didn't know other people used that nickname

CoolJoker

if you dont eat ass...................
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imtherealklib

Yes. But make sure you follow the steps carefully. And make sure you are out of blast radius. By you of course I mean your friend. *wink wink*

Smircs

Use Antifreeze.

Astarte

Oh, thank you oh-so much! I --- I... I mean my friend really appreciates it!

Liam

Frame him for another murder and make him get a death sentence

Astarte

@Liam Er... That'd be difficult. He's... quite high-profile. And so am I--- I... u-um... I mean so is my friend.

Liam

How about hiring mafia then? Clean and efficient. I'm sure there's a shady airsoft gundealer in you local town who has ties to the mafia!

Astarte

@Liam Oh! I believe Joker-- I mean... someone my friend knows has such connections...

Liam

There you go :3 with enough coin, they'll probably take on any job you throw at them

-HaruOkamura-

Hmmmm~ Sounds like a problem i've had, but it was easily...taken care of~ You can always talk to me about what to do~

Astarte

@-HaruOkamura- I'm very grateful for your advice -- I... um... I mean...

-AzureDragoon-

@Astarte I'd say stab him with a spear

Astarte

@-AzureDragoon- Oh, but... spears are far too clean, are they not? I'd... I'm not even going to pretend anymore.
I'd.. um. Prefer for it to be as painful as possible. Axes are better.

Liam

Nuke him. Oh wait... you're not that makoto girl huh... nvm.

Astarte

@Liam That's a great idea! Do you think I could get Mako-chan to help me?

-AzureDragoon-

@Astarte spears being clean? Well, how about a Halberd or Glaive, cut him to pieces

Astarte

@-AzureDragoon- Hm... I like that idea very much!