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SolidSnake
In need of assistance
Hello... This codec call is not being monitored. I need help finding the man who i was cloned from... My father you could even say... The man himself... Big Boss
Campbell
Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any
longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!
-TheAkiraKurusu-
He's probably somewhere in Africa
CrowNotGoroAkechi
Such a lust for revenge.....whooooooo?!!!
MLG_Joker
He's dead
Campbell
Big Boss here... Enter the track on the bridge to the right... Over.
SolidSnake
Africa?.... Wait a minute.... Zanzibar Land?
Firematthew
I had a tracking device on him. He found it. It's gone now.
SolidSnake
Snake..... he can't be dead.... he's a soldier of war.
Liam
no no. zimbabwe you idiot
Campbell
I say again. Your duty is to infiltrate Zanzibar Land. And seize Kio Marf, an
abducted Czechoslovakian biologist.
SolidSnake
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
RobowaifuMetis
May I assist you, Snake?
SolidSnake
Zimbabwe? Isn't that in africa?
Liam
Kio marf is a chick btw. She hot. 9999 out of ten would bangf agén
SolidSnake
Any assistance would be beneficial @RobowaifuMetis
SolidSnake
Klo Marf? Sounds like.... Karl Marx... Campbell, are we helping the commies!?
SolidSnake
Klo Marf? Sounds like Karl Marx.... Major... is there something you aren't telling me...
RobowaifuMetis
Then let me assist you on your mission. I shall be of good use.
SolidSnake
What can you do, Metis? Can you upgrade guns and customize them?
CrowNotGoroAkechi
I wanna assist too. I can hand out Caprisuns for you
Campbell
Snake, like Shakespeare said: "Nought's had, all's spent, Where our desire is
got without content." Basically, it means that your desire can get you into
trouble if you're not careful. That goes for Items too. Don't get too greedy or
you might be sorry. Be careful, Snake.
SolidSnake
Caprisuns? What is a Capri...sun? IS this some sort of... weapon? A sun-based rifle??
RobowaifuMetis
As a matter of fact, I can. You need to put your weapon inventory into good use in order to survive in the battlefield.
Campbell
Listen, you haven't reported in for a long time until now. You think you can
just CALL only when you want something? You disappoint me.
SolidSnake
And Major.... I understand that... But i will still take as many items as i can get my hands on.
RobowaifuMetis
Also my fajitas shall replenish your health, Snake.
SolidSnake
Thank You Metis! That is very helpful of you... but also very suspicious... i have my eyes on you. But if you are a person who fights for justice then i appreciate it.
CrowNotGoroAkechi
Caprisun it's a potion I made. Each flavor gives you different abilities for a short time. This one will let you go invisble for 5 hours
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SolidSnake
Fajitas??... Is that mexican? I've never been to Mexico
Campbell
@CrowNotGoroAkechi I can't believe it -- that someone who has committed all those twisted acts in
the woman's bathroom would make it this far... this is the end of the world.
SolidSnake
Invisibility?? Hmmm.... Seems like a miracle. But... potions? What are you... a witch doctor?
CrowNotGoroAkechi
I'm no one....
Campbell
@CrowNotGoroAkechi You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious
trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I
can't believe you sometimes...
RobowaifuMetis
I do fight for justice, Snake. I shall assist you in your fight. Fajitas are Mexican, yes. My specialty fajitas will make you feel very energized and healthy. Make sure to put them into good use.
SolidSnake
Are you... some kind of phantom? NO! A SLEEPER AGENT... with the name Crow... You have to be working for Cipher... even.... the la-li-lu-le-lo
CrowNotGoroAkechi
No just don't worry about me....call me when you need anymore Caprisuns
SolidSnake
Metis... That will be very helpful... all i've been able to eat recently are rations... not very pleasant
SolidSnake
Caprisuns.... hmmmm i might try one then Crow...
RobowaifuMetis
Just give me a call on your codec when you need me, Snake. I am ready to help whenever. My frequency is 800.85.
Campbell
@SolidSnake I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old
days... What were you in your former life?
SolidSnake
I was... Actually... i'm not sure who i was... all my life i was a solider... a weapon of war... i knew not of living a normal life.... I wish i did
Campbell
@SolidSnake That reminds me, I saw Gubayama the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give
you his best.
SolidSnake
Gubayama.... Mountain.... WHO?
Campbell
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SolidSnake
COLONEL CAMPBELL..... WHat's going on with you???
RobowaifuMetis
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
SolidSnake
I... I don't understand..... Lust for revenge....They told me of someone named... skull face? He hated big boss
Campbell
@SolidSnake Snake, remember what De Gaulle said: "The graveyards are full of indispensable
men." Snake, you're all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and
avoid getting into a fight whenever you can.
SolidSnake
Colonel... I will die on this battlefield. There is no other way for me. I must face these demons
Campbell
THEE SINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NEVER DIEEEEEEEEEE
RobowaifuMetis
SINS OF THE FATHER
SolidSnake
Sins?? IS there something you need to tell me Colonel?
RobowaifuMetis
SANS LINGUA FRANCA
SolidSnake
NO!!! LES ENFANTES TERRIBLES
Campbell
THE WORLD WILL BE TORN ASUNDER
SolidSnake
METALLLLL GEARRRRRRRRRRRR
Campbell
WHAT A THRILL
SolidSnake
Thrill? Is that what war is to you colonel?
Campbell
WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIGHTTT
SolidSnake
Darkness and silence are keys to being a good spy... or ninja..... that ninja.... grey fox...
Campbell
HIT ME MORE
SolidSnake
NOOOOOOO GREY FOXXXXXXX
NakedSnake
....What the hell?
PsychoMantis
You like Castlevania, don't you?
Bonafied-Monafied
Personapersonapersona
NakedSnake
PSYCHO MANTIS!?
Bonafied-Monafied
How did you know
SolidSnake
DAD!? Mona??? PSYCHO MANTIS???
Bonafied-Monafied
You seem very confused.
NakedSnake
He is... he likes to.... take big pauses and question things.
Bonafied-Monafied
I can tell, a very strange man.
PsychoMantis
I can read you like an open book!
NakedSnake
Read me like a closed one. That'll take more practice
PsychoMantis
If I wanted to read a closed book, I'd open it first. With my mind!
Bonafied-Monafied
What a very strange person
NakedSnake
Read my mind then...Psycho Mantis... or should i say.... Campbell!
Campbell
He's not me. That's hilarious, I only own "Campbell"
PsychoMantis
What's the matter, Snake? Losing your MIND?
Campbell
BLACKOUT