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Thot Patrol, Commence A113-42
This will allow you guys to hunt down and capture Cult Leaders and their sympathizers.
I am willing to provide assistance in exchange for Italian food
You know what, I'm not even going to ask.
Mao
I'll help for money
are Ramen ok ? they're Italian right @Satan
Ramen isn't Italian it is Japanese
Gin
I like Italian. Best Ramen ever.
Mao
I like raw man, best Italian ever
Is this constitutional because we are only given authority regarding thots
Raw man is my favorite soccer player too.
Gin
Football. Continue.
Yes. We are allowed to capture Cult Leaders, but they have to be involved with Illegal activities.
Soccer. Continue.
Gin
Football. Continue.
Mao
Can I gat money or power from this?
By satanic decree it is Soccer!
It's Football you uncultured swine
I am the embodiment of all that is unholy what can I say?
Gin
That it's football, not soccer.
As commissioner of the thot police why was I not informed of this operation?
Who authorized it?
Mao
It was MonaDj
It was made a while back but never implemented. Cults weren't that bad back in the beginning, but it is getting worse by the day.
Keep at it then trooper
We have to keep them in check.

Worst-case scenario; they get infiltrated by a single thot, then the entire cult becomes nothing more than a bunch of thots.

Snip the weed at the roots gentlemen, not the bud.