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pure_guy
Good morning ! What do you want for breakfast?
Walks into your room with apron on and spatula in hand*
Mako-chan
Can you make egg benedict?
Mako-chan
I've always wanted to try one
Liam
I want an english breakfast !
Liam
wait no ! make that an engrish breakfast !
Astarte
Ah — I'd like some crumpets and tea, please!
pure_guy
I'll get started on it right now you guys! Returns back into the kitchen*
Liam
oooh ! I can't wait *q*
pure_guy
Black Smoke begins coming from the kitchen*
Astarte
U-Um... Is he okay?
Liam
uuuh... I take it back. I can wait.
Mako-chan
Ooooooh Engrish breakfast sounds great.
pure_guy
Opens door clearing out the smoke* h-hey it's all done! Leads you all to a kitchen table with what you ordered and a assortment of juices and milk* dig in guys!
Liam
it it uuh... supposed to look black and charred like this ?
Liam
even the milk is burnt OAO
Astarte
* Haru smiles, clasping her hands together. *
Thank you very much for the food!
Mako-chan
Uhhh... I appreciate it, but you don't have to burn sacrifices as offerings to me.
Astarte
* Haru reaches out for a crumpet.*
pure_guy
@Mako-chan h-how did you know?
Astarte
* ... She takes a bite... and begins choking. *
Liam
I'm not eating this. I'm out. @Astarte, hurry and make your own cafe so we can eat good stuff
pure_guy
Man crawls from around a corner* MY LEG.. YOUR EATING MY LEG! Shifts around revealing he recently lost a leg* get back inside your room kevin! Goes and pushes him away with a broom*
Astarte
* She spits it out, coughing. *
I... I thought I was gonna die...
pure_guy
Hands you a napkin* I'm sorry I put kevin on the burner for too long @Astarte
Liam
*blows the table up with remote explosives.

DON'T FEED THIS SHIT TO PEOPLE !!!
Kitagawa
Hm... could I have a cup of coffee?
pure_guy
Didn't your mom ever tell you, don't knock it till you try it? @Liam

Coming right up ! @Kitagawa
Kitagawa
Please be quick with the coffee. My pants are so cold...
pure_girl
It's not even morning... But besides that, i'm going back to bed until 8 PM/ 20:00....
pure_guy
Hands you a coffee* enjoy! A human pinky toe floats up to the surface* @Kitagawa
Liam
@pure_guy I don't think I have a mom ._. I dunno. If I do, I'm still waiting for her to manifest on the forum
pure_guy
Sweet dreams sis ! @pure_girl
Kitagawa
@pure_guy

Worry not, such things do not matter for its intended purpose.

<pours the coffee down his pants>

Mmmm... just how daddy likes it.
pure_girl
@pure_guy please don't call me... Y-your..... *starts snoozing silently*
Astarte
* ... She stares at Kitagawa in horror. *
pure_guy
That sounds more messed up than what's going on here @Liam

I see you're a man of culture aswell @Kitagawa
Mako-chan
Cool, I'ma bounce, see ya.
Liam
@pure_guy

enjoy for you shall witness one of my rare OOcs

OOC: It was in character ( like every BS thing I say, even whenever it's in parenthesis) I have a mom don't worry xD
pure_guy
Ughhh not him again. Hits head against wall to summon OOC*

OOC: don't worry I understand lol
pure_guy
@Mako-chan No pls goddess come back!

@pure_girl Well sis is a lot easier to say than inter-dimensional clone. Says quietly then throws blanket over you*
KensukeKurosaki
(Still cooking?)
Liam
still murderin' more like