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@RobowaifuAigis...
Hey... you awake?
Yuppers.
Heh... well, it's almost time.
MY FRIENDS I SEEK REFUGE
THESE PEOPLE ARE SPREADING LIKE WILD FIRE
I AM BUT A KING WITH NO ILL INTENT
I SEEK ASSISTANCE
Nice
When does it begin?
How did you get in our house?!
THE DOOR WAS OPEN
I AM QUITE BIG TO GET THROUGH THE DOORWAY THOUGH
Get out!!!
PLEASE HEAD MY PLEA
THESE PEOPLE THEY TORTURE ME
I JUST WANT HELP, HEE HO HUM
GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!
THEY ARE HERE
I MUST RUN
Ugh... *he turns to Aigis* Anyway... I... I want you to have this. *He holds out his MP3 player*
*snatches mp3player*
*runs out of house*
OOC: I'm uhhh... Just gonna ignore that.
@bluehairedemo
What's this for?
I might be gone for a while... so I thought this would keep us close.
*takes it*
I swear
If you die on me, not even death will stop me from dragging you back here.
I won't. Hey, how about I make us some dinner before I leave?
*sighs*
Sure...
You can decide.
Stir-fry sounds nice.
Coming right up. *he walks into the kitchen* You know, I'll be free after this. Maybe we can have our real Honeymoon.
Extra soysauce please.
....
GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING CAGE.
@bluehairedemo
We better
O R E L S E!
... I'm sorry that all of this is happening at the worst time...
Ok I saw the shadow waltz in and I couldn't help but follow. Sorry to intrude but I do worry about you two.
You know what... It's fine.. I trust you.
... Who else wants to break into our house...?
No, it's not fine. I've been wanting to spend all of my time with you, but these things keep getting in the way...
Alright everyone show's over. *Lucifer appears and drags everyone out without causing any damage to the house somehow* Alright sorry about all this I'm gone now.
Mao
Don't eat soylent green! It's made from people!
@Tatsuya
Noo, just when it was about to get interesting!
@bluehairedemo
No I understand, you're the hero the world needs, even if you do it reluctantly, and you're a wonderful husband
I'm selfish to think I can keep you to myself.
I can stick around and you could think of me as a replacement for blue hair
Aigis...
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@MakotoYuki14
Get out. Now.
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Just trying to lighten the mood
@MakotoYuki14
BOY IF YOU DON'T GET
Ugh why does everyone hate me
@bluehairedemo
......
Is it... wrong for me to think like this?
Oh no
I'm enjoying it myself
*he sighs* ...
.....
*smirks*
Ok but seriously I have a plan to keep you from getting too hurt.
Mrs. Snarkass is going to go with you
Not to fight, but to take a few hits for you
Think of her as a temporary shield.
Human shield
Huh? Mrs. Snarkass?
Hi
I agree to it
But only for daddy UwU
I-I don't understand.
Just trust me on this
She'll be your shadows shadow...
I hope I worded that right
Only drawback is she can only take a few hits before having to dispel
So use her sparingly.
Um... okay?
Sometimes you gotta just bullshit the bullshit
You and I both know this dungeon is gonna throw a lot at you
So throw the unexpected at it.
OOC: Now I'm picturing Shadow Aigis being launched like a missile.

Right...
OOC: dear Lord what have I created

Please Yuki, just go along go along with it
There's gonna be no better explanation coming from my knucklehead narrator.
Mine can't explain anything. *Hey!*
*I resemble that remark*
Shush you
Plot is going on
... Shit...
*Somehow he burned the Stir-fry* I hate my narrator...
HO HO HO
DO I SMELL FOOD
I CAN GO FOR A GOOD MEAL RIGHT NOW
We'll just blame them for plot holes from now on
*Wait what?* Sounds good.
*It doesn't seem like we can change their minds*

You bet your sweet bippy
*I guess we have to kill them* ... What?
*I would actually regret that though, she's become a part of me... Like a parasite I've come to rely on*

.... I love you too narrator.
*... Ok yeah same...* Please don't threaten us again.
*Aigis has gained the power to hear her narrator from hanging out with Yuki too much, God save us all, Rank up or something*

We were already at max rank though.

*Umm... Picaro awakening? No that won't work...*

How does that work anyway?
*Yeah Aigis is too op for Picaro Pls nerf*
Oh shut it
Oops
Wrong account
Ah Fuck it
*Ummm... Rebel Awakening?!*

We need to be in the metaverse for that...
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DO I SMELL ROMANCE?
Lavenza please...
*oh hey it's the loli*
Oh hi Lavenza
@bluehairedemo, @RobowaifuAigis
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*Giggle* Don't mind me...


Just, keep doing what you two were doing.

*Watches bluehairedemo and Aigis with eyes wide open*

*Giggles creepily*
*Oh hai mark*
No The Room references!
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H O W ' S Y O U R S E X L I F E ?
*so hows your sex life*
You stop too.
*We have the right to not answer*
Same.
*CRAP LAVENZA CAN HEAR US TOO*
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*Still staring at the couple*

Mmmmmmm....sweet, sweet romance...


Hehehehehehehe....
*Lavenza, stop being creepy.*
Have you learned to love yourself, IamThou?
Why do people like breaking into our house?
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*Slowly walks away*

*Turns her head slowly towards the couple*

Remember...I'll be watching you two on your honeymoon...

*Exits*
*dives into doorboys shadow to be a bullshit repellent device... And a general nuisance*
You have five chances to use me
Just because the narrator hates evens over odds... Wisely though.
Ok just saying make sure your honeymoon isn't in the Nexus. Maybe ask Akamoto about going to another dimension?
Get out!!!
WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM
Mao
Hey neighbors might I borrow a bag of sugar for the melon-pan I'm making?
*he sighs* There goes our dinner... and our privacy...
We're coming from the Nexus guys. It makes it so nowhere can be private I thought everyone had guessed this by now.
*Head busts through the window*

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H O N E Y M O O N ! ! !
OH DEAR SWEET MAKO-CHAN
SAVE US
Now kiss!
Times like these make me kinda glad Maya isn't here.
You all better get out or I'll cast Megidolaon!!
Mao
So that's a no on the sugar then?
Dude that might threaten some of em but my Lucifer resists Almighty.
... Ok, we're getting a new house. And making a new Anti-Nexus security system.
A G R E E D
Good luck with that. Maybe it'll work once Admin adds Private Messages!.. I think I've spent to much time around Liam tonight or something. *Tatsuya walks off*
Mao
But the neighbors (i.e. me) are so friendly
... finally...
Private messaging should be introduced soon. If you care to roleplay that much, you can use that as an anti-nexus tool for your lore.
Mao
*leaves*
@HifumiTogo
*it's joke*
Oh thank god...
I swear
I really couldn't leave without this chaos sometimes though
*he sighs* I don't know anymore...
@bluehairedemo
*cough*same*cough*
I... I need to lay down...
*peeks in front window*

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare~~~~~
*Drags Klib away without a word* Dammit man just leave them be.
Please do
You have a heist to worry about.
Mao
@Tatsuya does this mean I can ask them for sugar again?
*he plops onto the bed* Is that even a word?
HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
*takes the window spot instead of klib*
*speaks to Mao outside his house* No and if you try I'll be forced to use violence.
More than likely
... I'm really not ready for this heist...
Mao
@Tatsuya fine, i'll just use my own sugar then...
You had your own this whole time? You greedy bastard I'm actually impressed.
I don't blame you...
That and the chaos the we'll have to put up with after... people really don't like to give us space...
Mao
Look I'm a money demon... of course I wouldn't want to use my own sugar
Being a main character is hard
*I'm going full anon send help*
*Nooooo!!!*
*Ok Darth I won't become Lewd*
Narrator please cease.