Because your not God.

That is NOT Solid Snake!

HEE HO NO WAY SIR
I AM AMAZING IN THESE PARTS OF TOWN
YOU ARE BUT A FAKER

I am the only real satan

No need to mask your feelings Satan, we all know you're upset that you're still YHWH's bitch, Hee ho. But such is the price when you're aligned with Law.
Not that riding Lucifer's crazy Chaos train would make you look any better.