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@All the girls on arround !
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"How about it? "
Wait, who's wearing the apron?
"wow ! I can't even write a correct topic title ! "
" You will of course ! "
I'll do it if you let me dismember you.
"Sure! I don't mind ! "
Ok, he has lost it.
*leaves*
How about no
@Hillock "Absolutely not! I take offense to that you know !"
*sits on the sidelines and keeps a running score of Yes VS No*

Oh. Sorry then, I didn't wanted to offend you.
I will leave now
How about this
https://konachan.com/jpeg/d15dfe8660b95e7aa9e5f01cd6d41ad0/Konachan.com - 143806 2girls animal_ears apron aqua_eyes breasts collar konpaku_youmu naked_apron odero pink_hair short_hair sideboob tail touhou white_hair wink.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...[clears throat]
Bad post OP.
"Well, this is yet another loss for Good Looser Kumagawa I suppose"
Lol that didn't work
@Mako-chan
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You're the best !!!!!
You got one yes, and she wanted your death as payment.
"@Migrant I find that a fair price honestly ! besides, death is nothing I can't deal with."
*smiles innocently
@Mako-chan...
Wow, you gave me a nosebleeding there, you know? That was a surprise attack.
So, do you like your arms or legs more? We also need a tool.

Machete or axe?
@AdachiImouto "I'll leave all choosing to you, as long as you do it with nothing but an apron, I'm game!"
*bursts in*

Chain saw

*revs a chain saw*
I prefer light sabers
More clean, more painful.
"h-hey now, don't forget the apron ! And nothing underneath it okay ! "
Okay.
Nothing underneath it.
So I wont be.
*gets uncomfortably close*

Well I'm naked.
@-Labrys-
Chainsaw!

Are you going to assist in this delicate procedure, dear?
"..."

"It's just an error in communications. The configuration should be: Girl naked with apron !"
*nods*

Yes my love @AdachiImouto
@Labrys
"You're a robot ! You don't count ! "
Why no one uses light sabers nowadays?
They are cool you know! ;~;
You never specified human girl. Syntax error or something.
Oh, that's not what we agreed on.

You get dismembered, then I wear the apron.

You agreed without specifying the order of things. Your fault.
Wait, my link worked?
this made me wonder how expensive a maid outfit for home would be!!
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"Let's all calm down now! "
*comes in wearing naked apron*
Like this?
I copied everything from the link. Thats how I saw it.
*nose bleed

"f-fantastic..."
No @Akamoto_Nanaka honey. Thats what @Kazuya wants. Go see him like that. He would very much appreciate it.
*revs chainsaw in @Misogi_Kumagawa's face*
Classic cop out.
*Uses all fiction on the chainsaw to make it dissapear

" hey ! it's not my fault you all misunderstood me ! "
Are you an idiot?
"Hey ! I take offense to that! I'm only mildly stupid !"
Also how the fuck does that skill work? And cam it also copy things?
Okay that's fair man. I can respect knowing what you aren't so good at.
Well, if no one is getting dismembered, I'm bored.

*hops on the back of Labrys' moped*

To space. Or something.
"It turns reality into fiction ! I can even make my own death or that of others undone ! I could for example erase the color red from reality, and everything would become red-less."
OK laby I will!
Okay so that's the most OP thing ever... And no offense but I won't give you ideas.
*kisses @AdachiImouto's cheek*

To your place!

*zooms off in that direction*
Sir, are you sure you're not the one who made the Nexus? This seems right up your ability's alley.
Ok...
Bye
*finally leaves*
*puts clothing on top of apron and leaves*
"well, there is a bit of a catch to it, since I can't erase things with really strong sentimental value. So if you have a scar that really means a lot to you, as in it's what keeps you fighting as a memento, I wouldn't be able to erase it. Same goes for objects of course.
It also has various uses outside of battle ! I can make the uncleanness of my room a dream !
I also can't undo what has become fiction. "
"hmm.. @Migrant maybe if i unconsciously undid the nonexistance of the nexus? It's definitly a possibility since I don't fully control this insane power of mine ! "
So you're basically telling us to get really attached to a chainsaw, and then come get you.
If you made the Nexus we'll probably have to kill you.

The person in charge here is an evil god or something.
Now I'm tempted to find more naked apron pics but theyre all look ecchi for this Christian Phansite
What a crazy guy
"@Hibiki that's the gist of it ! *laughs

but you can't really simulate affection. The feelings have to be genuine.

besides, I can always just undo any damage you inflict ! "
What if time were stopped?
"well, no one would move"
I don't have any aprons, but I do have an axe to beat you with ~ !
Oh, hey Haru. How much do you love your axe?
No some people have time magic that stops others but not them. So what if such a person used that then attacked?
"well, the wounds would only take effect once time flows again right? IN the laps of time needed, all fiction could cancel it out. And if not, Anshin'in would just bring me back again"

(In canon, He's already died a whole bunch of times. He dislikes it because he hates Anshin'in, but she does bring him back everytime so.. meh)
Can't he just make time fiction?
Oh okay then. Who's Anshin'in?
Oh, my axe? Axes are wonderful! They're very, very trusty indeed.
Well he can wipe that axe out of reality if you don't have a strong emotional attachment.

If you do, go kick his ass for us.
*whispers to Mako-chan* Don't give him ideas guy doesn't seem smart enough to figure that. Seems harmless for now but people this strong scare me.
I love my axe very much! I... I even placed a little bow on it! I know it's childish, but... it adds a little classiness!
Wouldn't making time fiction be problematic...
I have a strong emotional attachment to Tao-chan, so can she mess this dude up?
Oh yeah Haru we dealt with the target for you.
@Hibiki
For us
@Mako-chan most certainly. But I don't know what the result would be. Probably void. The example of color was a legit thing that happened in the OVA. Some guy manipulated colors to manipulate minds so he just erased all colors and made the anime look like a freaking manga xD

@tatsuya Anshinin is bullshit. http://medakabox.wikia.com/wiki/Najimi_Ajimu she has a 12,858,051,967,633,865 skills in total)
*smiles*

Go for it, Haru. He said it's okay to butcher him.
Oh? Ah... I'm very, very grateful, Tatsuya-senpai...
* She bows lightly. * Um... If there's anything you need in return, I'll be able to deliver!
"@Haru, well, If you really have to do it... "
*Tatsuya chuckles* Senpai? Haha no one's called me that in years Tatsuya or Tatsu is fine. And I doubt I'll need money or anything I'm pretty rich myself as a shock to most it seems. Wonder why?
* A small, almost wild smirk curls on her lips as she lifts her axe over her head. *
Fufufufuufufuuu~ ! Say your praaaayers ~ !
OOC: I love this Haru psycho Haru is best Haru.
"I don't pray ! I only believe in myself ! "
(he's a fucking edgelord too xD )
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* Cue repeated blows, followed by cutesy, albeit maniacal laughter. *
I also don't pray. Though I believe in my friends to. Oh and kick his ass Haru!
*cue lying dead for a second before standing up as in reverse motion

"wow, you don't hold back ! "
Hey, we found a good punching bag for Haru.
*Tatsuya mutters to himself* A girl after my own heart.

Damn that was pretty good Haru. Heh you should fight me sometime might learn a thing or two.
"I'll do it if she does so with cat ears ! "

*nosebleed

(he's a bit of a perv at times too. seriously though, he's a great character. I recommend you all go read medaka box.)
Cat ears? Oh, my ! That wouldn't be a problem!
* As soon as she began donning them, she continued brutally attacking him. *
Did someone say cat ears, nya~?
Why do I have to deal with all this supernatural shit...
@Tatsuya

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here's an example of the bullshit of Anshinin
OOC: Oh God help us.
*talks all while getting hit by the axe naturally
* She finally slowed down, covered in blood. *
Aaaah, that was fun! Thank you very much for letting me attack you. * Haru bowed politely, her demeanor switching completely. *
"well, no problem ^^ "
"Wow ! we managed to end on precisely hundred posts ! Oh wait, nevermind. Looks like I screwed up "