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bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Honey, I'm home! *sitcom clap track*
RobowaifuAigis
Pfffffffttttttt
bluehairedemo
Damn you narrator. *You make it too easy*
RobowaifuAigis
Anyway
Welcome home.
bluehairedemo
Today was a weird day...
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah, I agree.
bluehairedemo
Why can't we just have normal days?
-Akira_Kurusu-
Because of me
bluehairedemo
Get out.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Pass
bluehairedemo
Fine, you'll just be ignored then.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Doesn't matter
RobowaifuAigis
Ignore mode
bluehairedemo
And we learned that our only weaknesses is our daughter's cuteness.
RobowaifuAigis
She's too adorable.
bluehairedemo
Stronger than megidolaon...
RobowaifuAigis
Definitely.
bluehairedemo
Well, you wanna order something?
-Akira_Kurusu-
What about Morning Star? Its stronger than Megidolaon
RobowaifuAigis
Last time it was pizza
So let's order pizza and see what we get this time.
bluehairedemo
Right. *He pulls out his phone* ... Yes I can hold...
-LightningFarron-
*sits outside on your windowsill on my phone*
-Akira_Kurusu-
*opens up windows......................vista*
-Labrys-
"Hello thank you for calling Giovanni's, thank you for holding. What may I get you this evening?"
bluehairedemo
*it was hard to hear what he said, except for a loud "Extra THICC"* Ok I never said that.
RobowaifuAigis
.... I should get my systems checked for viruses.
bluehairedemo
*He hangs up* They said thirty minutes or it's free.
Kotone_Shiomi
*Robo Kotone walks in*
Hi folks!
bluehairedemo
How did you get in our house?
-Labrys-
*knocks on your door*

Pizza delivery!
RobowaifuAigis
Yup virus check it iz
-Akira_Kurusu-
It's stuffy in here we must open up ALL OF THE WINDOWS
Kotone_Shiomi
I live in your closet silly.
*laughter sounds come from somewhere*
bluehairedemo
*He opens the door* ... Labby?
-Labrys-
*bows*

I have your order right here sir.

*offers up box*

*there is a moped in the hallway outside your apartment...but its the third floor...*
RobowaifuAigis
*curls up into a ball*
I am in my happy place
bluehairedemo
Labby it's me, your brother-in-law.
-Labrys-
I know. But I'm on the clock Yuki.
Kotone_Shiomi
Heyo cute robo girl!
bluehairedemo
Right... *He takes the box and hands over.... whatever the pizza costed*
RobowaifuAigis
HAPPY PLACE
bluehairedemo
Um, Aigis? You ok?
RobowaifuAigis
YES
I AM FINE
-Akira_Kurusu-
Is she malfunctioning?
bluehairedemo
*He closes the door and sets the box down. He then walks over to the Aigis ball and hugs her*
-Labrys-
*bows and gets on moped*

Thank you for using our services.

*zooms out if the fire escape*
Kotone_Shiomi
*coughs*
Well this is awkward...
*wanders off*
RobowaifuAigis
Ok
I'm good now
bluehairedemo
*sorry. Fell asleep. He kisses her forehead*
IamThou
@bluehairedemo, @RobowaifuAigis
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Hello mother and father. How are you two on this fine day?
❤️
-Akira_Kurusu-
I think they're asleep
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
*it's fine sleep if you need to*
@IamThou
Besides people bursting into our house, it's been fine.
bluehairedemo
@IamThou
We were about to eat. Wanna join us?
-Akira_Kurusu-
Nevermind
IamThou
@bluehairedemo
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Sure! *Joins her parents*
-Akira_Kurusu-
It looks like adoption always works out in the end
bluehairedemo
*He brings the box to the table. He opens it and... it's exactly what they ordered* ...
RobowaifuAigis
....
Of course.
IamThou
@bluehairedemo, @RobowaifuAigis
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Mother, father, I forgot to bring this up but...now that you two have adopted me...


does this mean Elizabeth and Margaret are also your children?

They are my sisters after all...
bluehairedemo
I'm... not sure...
Mao
This is my favourite sitcom, of course it's entirely missing the laugh track...
RobowaifuAigis
I... We'll talk about it.
-Akira_Kurusu-
You guys should cook for once
bluehairedemo
Anyway, let's dig in.
IamThou
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*Takes a slice of the pizza*

Is this the legendary pizza they have been talking about?

*Takes a bite*

Mmm, ish sho gud!

*Swallows*

Oh and I think that Cualique guy wants to kill me.
-Akira_Kurusu-
He won't
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
This is why we ignore him

*starts eating*
bluehairedemo
*he takes a slice* Hopefully we can finish it off this time.
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'm just here to lighten the mood
RobowaifuAigis
We have three people, so it should work out.
Mao
*what seemed like an ordinary famliy eating just an ordinary meal, would turn to disaster on this night, when they took a visit to the... twilight zone!*
IamThou
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*Takes another bite*

Pineapple on pissha ishn't ash bad ash the othersh*chew*...shey they are.

*Swallow*
IamThou
OOC: Oh god now I'm hungry for pizza.
bluehairedemo
You're starting school tomorrow right?
-Labrys-
*you hear a motor cut and a knock at your door*
IamThou
@bluehairedemo
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Mhm! *Nods*

I'm excited!

OOC: You're going to make a thread about it or should it be a passive scenario, where it's implied that she went to school?
bluehairedemo
OOC: Well there aren't many students... actually Lavenza seems to be the only one.

*he gets up and answers the door* Hello?
RobowaifuAigis
*answers the door *
Sister... What are you doing?
RobowaifuAigis
*oh shit same idea*
IamThou
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*Finishes the pizza while her parents are at the door*
IamThou
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*Hands on her tummy*

Ugh...
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
Are you OK?
-Labrys-
*bows*

Delivery.

*holds out a box from Shujin*

Standard issue uniform, shoes, and starting books. All expenses paid.

Thank you for using our services.

*bows again and gets back on moped..again in the hall...and speeds out the fire escape...*
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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I think I ate too much, mom...
bluehairedemo
... We already got her a uniform...
RobowaifuAigis
How...
bluehairedemo
@IamThou
Do you need to lay down?
IamThou
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*Lies down on the couch and falls asleep*
RobowaifuAigis
I hope she'll be OK.
bluehairedemo
*He gets a blanket for Lavenza* Good night.
-Akira_Kurusu-
I think she got a food coma
IamThou
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*Snoring*
bluehairedemo
Heh... We're a strange family.
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah... But I like it this way.
-Labrys-
*moped speeds by outside before several minutes later it speeds back in the other direction*
RobowaifuAigis
She sure is busy...
bluehairedemo
I think Labrys is having a hard time getting out.
RobowaifuAigis
Maybe.
-Labrys-
Third Narrator: *outside on the streets guys*
RobowaifuAigis
*that's what I figured*
bluehairedemo
*Ahhh...*
RobowaifuAigis
Wait
There's another one
oh no
bluehairedemo
Oh god no...
*There's been talks of Aqua getting married*
-Labrys-
*yep. What do you think about that?*

*moped zooms by again...*
RobowaifuAigis
*Ooooo nice *
I guess it is.
bluehairedemo
*It's too soon for it*
RobowaifuAigis
*you're probably right*
bluehairedemo
Well, what do you wanna do?
RobowaifuAigis
..... I 'm not sure.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Smash?
bluehairedemo
@-Akira_Kurusu-
Stay out of our sex lives.
-Akira_Kurusu-
It's getting pretty hot in here
-Labrys-
*please, Lavenza is here. So crude*
RobowaifuAigis
*sighs*
-Akira_Kurusu-
Better open up some

























Windows
bluehairedemo
*Yeah man.*
-Akira_Kurusu-
Huh?
RobowaifuAigis
Anyway Yuki, I've been working on something I've made for you...
bluehairedemo
Hm?
RobowaifuAigis
I know its not much... *she pulls a necklace seemingly out of thin air*
I made this for you.
bluehairedemo
Aigis... I love it.
RobowaifuAigis
I thought that maybe if there is ever a time we have to be far apart, you can wear it to feel like I'm still close.
bluehairedemo
Aigis...
-LightningFarron-
Third Narrator: "oh sparkly. I forgot my glasses though and can't see the details. What's it look like, what's it look like?*
RobowaifuAigis
*it's a silver chain necklace with a locket attached to it, with something apparently inside it*
bluehairedemo
May I open it?
RobowaifuAigis
*she nods*
Go ahead.
bluehairedemo
*He opens the locket*
RobowaifuAigis
*inside it is a wedding picture, and a small feather*
I couldn't decide what to put in, so I put in both.
IamThou
OOC: Honestly though you two do a fantastic job with the whole Yuki x Aigis thing.

It's really sweet.
bluehairedemo
... Aigis...
RobowaifuAigis
Please take good care of it.
bluehairedemo
*He closes it.* Aigis...
RobowaifuAigis
Yes Yuki?
bluehairedemo
*He sets down the necklace and kisses her*
Izanami-no-Okami
Raaaaaaaaaaaa!
RobowaifuAigis
*she kisses him back, putting her heart into it*
bluehairedemo
*Well... seems like this won't end for another 10 minutes*
RobowaifuAigis
*I hope they can breath*
bluehairedemo
*Aigis should be fine*
RobowaifuAigis
*True*
bluehairedemo
*He pulls away for a bit* I love you Aigis.
RobowaifuAigis
I love you too Yuki.
bluehairedemo
Heh, you don't need to call me by my last name anymore.
RobowaifuAigis
Awww
But it slides right off the tounge.
RobowaifuAigis
*tongue
Fuck you autocorrect
bluehairedemo
I didn't say you couldn't though. *Dude, there's Future Diary shit goin on here. Except Aigis isn't a murderer*
RobowaifuAigis
*Don't tempt me into changing the pic back to Yandere Aigis...*
Fine, I'll use your first name more often.
bluehairedemo
*Give in to temptatiooooooooooon
To win it
Or maybe lose it all yeah
Who knows where the whims of fate my lead us*

You don't have to if you don't want.
RobowaifuAigis
*Aigis killed another Aigis and replaced her... That would be weird*
Ok
I'll just switch between the two
Just to stop the references.
bluehairedemo
*Okay...*
Thank you. *everyone will still refer to you as Bluey and Yuki tho* ...
RobowaifuAigis
Unfortunately, I can't help you the Bluey one...
RobowaifuAigis
*with the
bluehairedemo
I'll just take it with stride.
RobowaifuAigis
Good idea.
RobowaifuAigis
Cause if someone called me Blondie, they'd be dead.
bluehairedemo
*... I'll keep note of that*
I feel like I need to give you something in return.
RobowaifuAigis
You don't have to
You've already given me something.
bluehairedemo
Oh?
RobowaifuAigis
Remember your MP3 Player... Ya dingus.
bluehairedemo
Heh, I know. *he smiles* Oh, is Mass Destruction still on there.
RobowaifuAigis
Of course it is!
IamThou
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*Has been quietly listening to her parents' conversations for a while*

*Blushes*

*Pretends to be asleep*
bluehairedemo
*Delete it*
Shut up narrator. I've been meaning to put new songs on there.
RobowaifuAigis
*Wiping All Out was better*
..... I have no words.
Mishimans
Does anyone here know how to fix a broken robot?
Mishimans
actually nevermind
RobowaifuAigis
Ok then
bluehairedemo
... Lavenza, are you awake?
IamThou
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*Keeps her eyes closed*

*Lets out an obviously fake but really cute snore*
RobowaifuAigis
.... I believe that is a yes.
IamThou
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*Can't hold back giggling*

Alright, you two caught me.

😊
bluehairedemo
Heh, you don't have to fake it.
RobowaifuAigis
.... Still too cute.
IamThou
@bluehairedemo
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Hey dad...do you think I'll find somebody that can love me the way mom loves you?
bluehairedemo
@IamThou
I'm sure you will.
IamThou
@bluehairedemo
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^^Does this to you^^
RobowaifuAigis
Just don't lose hope, and you'll find someone someday.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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Mom...
*Hugs*
RobowaifuAigis
*hugs her back*
No thots again though.
bluehairedemo
Please don't go near them.
IamThou
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Of course.

Those events kinda scarred me for life...
RobowaifuAigis
I think we all were scarred.
IamThou
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I'm not even sure if I'm still a virgin...
bluehairedemo
... I was at LeBlanc most of the time.
bluehairedemo
@IamThou
You still are... I think.
RobowaifuAigis
Lucky
bluehairedemo
Lucky?
IamThou
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I hope so, dad.


Maybe I should get a chastity belt...
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Yeah
No lolibox chronicles for you.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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Mom I forgot but, were you there when I was being possessed by Thotiah?
RobowaifuAigis
Yes
I was.... HAPPY PLACE
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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!!!

Mom!
bluehairedemo
Everything is ok Aigis.
RobowaifuAigis
It... It's fine
I stopped it this time.
bluehairedemo
*he sighs* It's best we forget that ever happened.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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You got me worried there, mother...

I thought you were going to break down like me.
RobowaifuAigis
I'm just going to dump those memories into a trashcan
IamThou
@bluehairedemo
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Agreed.

Group hug!

*Group hugs*
RobowaifuAigis
*hugs group*
bluehairedemo
*Group hugs as well*
IamThou
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*Notices a blue glow coming from Aigis' chest*

Hmm? Hey mom, what's that?
RobowaifuAigis
Huh
It's never done that before... Besides whenever I've gone into Orgia Mode.
bluehairedemo
That's odd... Is it because of Metatron?
RobowaifuAigis
It might be... I'll do a diagnostics check later.
IamThou
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*Gently touches it*
RobowaifuAigis
Lavenza what are you doing?
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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It looks...shinyyyyy...
RobowaifuAigis
Oh god so cute
bluehairedemo
*he pulls out his phone and takes a picture*
RobowaifuAigis
*cough*sendittomelater*cough*
IamThou
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*Notices the time on the clock*

Huh? Oh my, look at the time!

I have to get going!
IamThou
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Goodbye mother! *Kisses Aigis*

Goodbye father! *Kisses Yuki*

*Takes her bag*

*Leaves the house*
RobowaifuAigis
See you later sweetie.
bluehairedemo
Bye. Stay safe.
RobowaifuAigis
Now...
Onto different matters.
bluehairedemo
Ah yes. *He sends the photo to Aigis*
RobowaifuAigis
Cuuutttteeeee
bluehairedemo
Heh, but I can think of someone cuter.
RobowaifuAigis
Ahem
I mean
I should be able to figure this out... Hopefully.
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Yeah
You.
bluehairedemo
*He blushes* N-No, it'd have to be you.
RobowaifuAigis
You're the cutest though!
I mean if you were a female I'd still marry you in a heartbeat.
bluehairedemo
*He blushes even more* No. I'm nothing compared to you.
RobowaifuAigis
Let's both agree that we're cute.
Otherwise I'm going to be thinking about a reverse trap version of all day.
RobowaifuAigis
*version of you
bluehairedemo
That's an issue?
RobowaifuAigis
No
It's not
It's just really hot to think about, and I rather not short circuit.... *her face is redder than a blood moon*
bluehairedemo
*He kisses her*
RobowaifuAigis
......
That's it
YOU
ME
BED
NOW!
bluehairedemo
As you wish.
RobowaifuAigis
*she drags him to bed and they have a long morning together*
bluehairedemo
*No surprise there*
RobowaifuAigis
*Nope none at all*
bluehairedemo
*the wild Yuki finally awakens, with very messy hair*
RobowaifuAigis
*Aigis also awakens with a case of the wild hair, and a relieved grin*
bluehairedemo
Morning.
RobowaifuAigis
Gooooodddd morning.
bluehairedemo
Well, yesterday ended on a high note. *A comb suddenly appears in his hand and he starts fixing his hair.*
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah, it did
I didn't know I was so... "pent up".
bluehairedemo
Is that a new term?
RobowaifuAigis
Not exactly.
bluehairedemo
*He finishes fixing his hair and moves on to fixing Aigis' hair*
RobowaifuAigis
I really should try keeping the tangles out, but the fight me at every turn.
bluehairedemo
Nothing you can really do about that. It just kinda happens.
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah, you're not wrong there.
bluehairedemo
... It's really giving me trouble this time.
RobowaifuAigis
I warned you last time it was untamed
Now you see my hardships.
bluehairedemo
*It was a struggle but we was able to fix Aigis' hair* There.
RobowaifuAigis
Ahhhhh
Thank you for that.
bluehairedemo
*He smiles and puts the comb away*
RobowaifuAigis
Now
What's today's plan?
bluehairedemo
I thought about investigating Ira's palace... but we can do that later.
RobowaifuAigis
Okay
That's a sound plan.
bluehairedemo
... Let's visit Lavenza first.
RobowaifuAigis
Oki doki.
bluehairedemo
*Umm... you gonna head over there Aigis?*
RobowaifuAigis
*Yeah got busy sorry*
bluehairedemo
*They return home. The first thing Yuki does... is plop onto the couch* ...
RobowaifuAigis
*walks in after him*
Well
That was interesting.
bluehairedemo
Hopefully she stops getting those letters...
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah
If she doesn't I'll have a word with the school... Personally.
bluehairedemo
Yeah...
RobowaifuAigis
*she stretches and then does a twirl, but almost falls off balance because of her wings*
......
You saw nothing.
bluehairedemo
Sure...
RobowaifuAigis
Something wrong?
bluehairedemo
I'm just tired. I need a nap.
RobowaifuAigis
Then please take one
I wouldn't want you to be exhausted.
bluehairedemo
... *It seems he's asleep*
-Akira_Kurusu-
Well that was fast
RobowaifuAigis
*she smiles and covers him up*
I better be quiet for a little.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Yeah
bluehairedemo
*Awaken my masters!*
RobowaifuAigis
*oh hi, Aigis is busy right now *
bluehairedemo
*oh... ok*
RobowaifuAigis
*she should be back... In a few minutes*
bluehairedemo
*okai*
RobowaifuAigis
Ugh.... Seems like I still have to work on those...
*and she's here*
bluehairedemo
*somehow Yuki was still asleep... don't ask me how that works*
RobowaifuAigis
*I won't*
Fucking annoying things.
bluehairedemo
*the Yuki awakens, and his hair isn't messed up. Probably because he's good at styling his hair or something* Aigis...?
RobowaifuAigis
Oh... I'm sorry, did I wake you?
bluehairedemo
Yeah... how long was I sleeping?
RobowaifuAigis
About six hours.
bluehairedemo
So much for a nap...
RobowaifuAigis
*she seems to be aggressively working on something*
bluehairedemo
Is something up Aigis?
RobowaifuAigis
Yes... It seems my scanners are malfunctioning...
bluehairedemo
Can I help?
RobowaifuAigis
Maybe you can....
bluehairedemo
*He gets up* Well what do you need?
RobowaifuAigis
I need to scan you for a minute, just to see if the system is working now.
bluehairedemo
Um, ok.
RobowaifuAigis
Just stand still.... Scan started...
bluehairedemo
Right...
RobowaifuAigis
Scan at 50% completion, no abnormalities detected as of yet.
bluehairedemo
*trying to think of something funny to say. Continue*
RobowaifuAigis
70%
73%
77%
....Warning abnormality detected.
bluehairedemo
Hm?
RobowaifuAigis
Abnormality identified...
UGH YOU STUPID FUCKING THINGS
bluehairedemo
Aigis?