*Outside the Scarlet Devil Mansion*

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Hmm? Seems we're not in Gensokyo anymore. Well, nothing to worry about I suppose. I wonder how the residents of this place are however.

--Morgana--

Wow... A maid! maybe I can get her to work for me...

*ahem* Excuse me, fair maiden! be you lost?

Sakuya_Izayoi

Well, given the manor of my Lady has a tendency to shift dimensions, I think me and the manor are indeed lost.

Do you think you could help ?

Shiza_Salad

holy shit, is this touhou?

--Morgana--

Well then, allow me to welcome you to the Nexus! for the duration of your stay, I will be your very handsome tour guide! the thing is though, this place is kind of a vacuum. I'm not sure if anyone can even get out by conventional means.

Sakuya_Izayoi

(ooc: holy yes, this is touhou)

Sakuya_Izayoi

@--Morgana-- it doesn't matter. As long as my mistress is fine here, I am as well.

Shiza_Salad

OOC: Holy god, I didn't think anyone even knew about touhou other than me. the more you know. also, sakuya is best waifu.

Sakuya_Izayoi

(@Shiza, I plan on staying for a while so you'll get to enjoy some more touhou shenanigans)

--Morgana--

Your Mistress? oohh, I mean, of course a place like this has a high class owner! is she like, really pretty?

Astarte

( OOC: holy shit, hell yeah!! i love touhou ! )

Sakuya_Izayoi

( glad to see I'm not the only one! ^w^ I'm counting on you to let Sakuya join the community ! )

@morgana, why of course ! The mistress is an everlasting beauty!

--Morgana--

OOC: I LOVE TOUHOU TOO!! I love Remi the most! <3

Can I meet her..? I-I mean, not to be a nuisance of course!

Sakuya_Izayoi

The mistress is currently drinking her afternoon tea and wishes not to be disturbed

(ooc: I doubt I could rp Remi ^^' someone else'll have to do her if you want her on this forum.)

Shiza_Salad

OOC: from me to you, welcome to the phansite, home of shenanigans and shitposts.

--Morgana--

OOC: Its fine !

Ohhh, okay. Then, perhaps you would accompany me for awhile, madam~?

-Akira_Kurusu-

Smashing is fun

Sakuya_Izayoi

*looks back for a moment.

Oh, well I suppose I can just use my powers to clean the manor while exploring a bit. Besides, Meiling is guarding the entrance so it should be fine.
Very well, I'll take you up on the offer.. er.. *she looks at @--morgana-- questioningly

--Morgana--

Oh, right! I guess I got ahead of myself. I'm Morgana! and you, fair maiden?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I am Izayoi Sakuya, the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Pleased to make your acquaintance Morgana

--Morgana--

Wow. I have known girls that dress up as maids but you're the real deal! it must be nice to serve under a lovely mistress and have her praise you...

Shiza_Salad

Hey Morgana, stop hitting on the maid.

Sakuya_Izayoi

>//> I-If only you knew.

*she looks a bit flustered, but manages to stay composed.

Anyway, where will you be taking me ?

--Morgana--

@Shiza_Salad I-I'm not hitting on her! I'm just being friendly!

@Sakuya_Izayoi Wow... With that reaction, I really wish I did... U-umm, right! I know this place where the fish practically jump out of the water, if that's interesting to you?

-Akira_Kurusu-

He's only interested in Ann

Sakuya_Izayoi

Hmmm... I guess I could cook some fish for this evening. Alright. Lead the way.

Shiza_Salad

@-Akira_Kurusu- fair enough. I'm gonna tag along still, just in case.

Sakuya_Izayoi

If you're worried about me, I assure you, there is no need. I can perfectly fend for myself.

Shiza_Salad

this i am aware of miss, but you may be in need of a stand user.

Sakuya_Izayoi

( ooc: uh.. ._.In what part did Caesar get a stand ? )

Shiza_Salad

OOC: who says I'm that caeser? This is the meta verse, in which anything and everything can happen.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Very nicye Ceasar-chun

-Akira_Kurusu-

Damn it autocorrect

--Morgana--

Geez. Ignore this guy, Lady Sakuya, I assure you I'm a 100% gentleman.

Here we are! I can catch a bunch for both of us. And my "chaparone" too I guess.

Shiza_Salad

Hehe, I'm just here to make sure you don't try anything funny. Just ignore me.

-Akira_Kurusu-

No smashing Morgana

Shiza_Salad

^^^

Firematthew

(OOC: Do I want to know what's going on here while I've been away?)

Sakuya_Izayoi

Why how nice of you my little anthropomorphic friend.

Sakuya_Izayoi

(ooc: @Firematthew just some rping. )

-Akira_Kurusu-

HE'S GOING TO SMASH YOU

Firematthew

(OOC: Fair enough. I'm just curious to why people are telling morgana no smashing. Before you ask yes I know what smashing is.)

--Morgana--

I'm not a pervert like Skull. You're way more suspicious than me with that whole white knight routine!

Sakuya_Izayoi

* makes a bunch of knives materialize around Akira

I'll smash you first.

Firematthew

IC: *Laughing from a distance* (OOC: This cannot end well.)

-Akira_Kurusu-

I'm just warning you of what that cat is capable of doing

Sakuya_Izayoi

(ooc: touhou charas are known for their bs levels of power.

Firematthew

(OOC: I know. I don't even know too much about touhou, and I KNOW they are OP compared to some OP characters I know)

--Morgana--

*jumps in the river and totally ninjas a bunch of fish in 5 minutes* What do you think, Lady Sakuya? was that graceful and stylish or what?

Sakuya_Izayoi

Beautiful, Morgana. I'll be able to prepare quite the feast tonight.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Too cheesy

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Make sure he doesn't come up behind you and use the back door

Sakuya_Izayoi

I doubt anyone could get the drop on me
*She looks with disdain at Akira

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Just a warning

Sakuya_Izayoi

Fair enough.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Good

--Morgana--

@-Akira_Kurusu- You seem tired. Go to sleep.

@Sakuya_Izayoi Oh! are we grilling? frying? maybe making sushi?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I was thinking of a bit of everything actually. Would like to take part in tonight's dinner? You did fish everything up after all.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Never Mona

Shiza_Salad

*leans against a tree and stares at morgana* *whispers* I'm watching you...

--Morgana--

Of course! I'm not a very good cook myself, but I can be a heck of a chefs assistant~!

Firematthew

... This cannot end well can it? I just hope this doesn't get out of control.

-Akira_Kurusu-

I want to see the smashing

-Akira_Kurusu-

Bye

--Morgana--

@Shiza_Salad Wow. Now THAT'S creepy.

Sakuya_Izayoi

I need no assistants. I'll bring all the appliances, just wait a minute.

Firematthew

... I have this sudden feeling that three people are going to get attacked. I don't know why or who these people are.

-Akira_Kurusu-

It's going to be a threesome

Firematthew

No. No it isn't.

Shiza_Salad

OOC: @Firematthew probably

Firematthew

(OOC: I know exactly who they are. Place your bets who's going to get attacked first?)

Shiza_Salad

OOC: the cat

Shiza_Salad

OOC: or me.

Sakuya_Izayoi

*Sakuya disappears for a couple of seconds before appearing at various places at the same time. In a matter of seconds a whole kitchen is being built by an army of Sakuyas.

--Morgana--

Then I leave it in your hands, Lady Sakuya! I'm going to try to get used to my weird stalker.

Firematthew

Holy crap that is fast. I'm just going move away... *tree branch breaking noise*

Shiza_Salad

*chuckles to self* I like this cat. He's funny.

Firematthew

*Throws letter at @Shiza_Salad, it reads "I can hear you." That's it.*

Shiza_Salad

*face of mild confusion* okay then...

Sakuya_Izayoi

There !*the Sakuyas disappear and give place to the real one again.

*wipes a tiny bit of sweat from her brow

Now for the cooking.

*disappears again.

Firematthew

Let me guess. There is going to be a ton of them again? *Sighs, then gives a stare to @Shiza_Salad*

Sakuya_Izayoi

*comes back with a bunch of fresh vegetables and some meat.

*goes to the kitchen and starts preparing the food on her own.

Shiza_Salad

@Firematthew probably...*sigh*

-Akira_Kurusu-

Watch out for Mona Sakuya

Firematthew

*Moves to the tree that @Shiza_Salad is in.* ... *Gives @Shiza_Salad a note saying "Don't get a huge fight going while I'm away."* ... *Leaves* (OOC: I have to go for now, I'll be back.)

Sakuya_Izayoi

I don't need your advice.

*cuts fish and meat in small bite sized bits

--Morgana--

I think you should watch out for the guy with an actual harem, first...

-Akira_Kurusu-

Just trying to prevent back door usage

Shiza_Salad

*reads the strange note given to me by the man in the tree* Can do, my friend.

OOC : I'll try :v

Sakuya_Izayoi

It's almost ready. (time control powers ftw)

Shiza_Salad

OOC: ZA WARUDO

Sakuya_Izayoi

(ooc: sakuya's ZA WARUDO!!!)

--Morgana--

Atleast she has backdoors, unlike the box we live in...

I can't wait, Lady Sakuya!

Sakuya_Izayoi

*Brings out all the dishes in a matter of seconds.

There! I hope you'll enjoy it !
*she smiles

--Morgana--

Ooohh! amazing!! your mistress is a really lucky lady, Miss Sakuya! *happily noms his food*

Shiza_Salad

@Sakuya_Izayoi may I have some...?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I am glad it pleases you !
*Bows courteously.

I will serve dinner at the manor. I'll be back in a minute or two.

*warps away again.

Sakuya_Izayoi

*warps back

Of course you can. I made this feast for all to enjoy

Shiza_Salad

arigato, sakuya

Sakuya_Izayoi

Don't mention it.

*she sits down and takes a bit of grilled fish and some salad

Shiza_Salad

OOC: is it some Shiza salad?

Shiza_Salad

*taking a grilled fish and setting it upon the plate, Shiza then walks back to the tree.*

Sakuya_Izayoi

well, is it to your taste?

--Morgana--

It's yummy, Lady Sakuya! this is the best~! I've already cleaned my plate. Thanks a bunch!

Sakuya_Izayoi

You're welcome Morgana. * she smiles

--Morgana--

Do you cook stuff like this every day? that's better than any fancy restaurant!

Sakuya_Izayoi

As the head maid of the scarlet devil mansion, it is my sworn duty to prepare only the best for my Lady. But, given her... nature, she doesn't always agrees with my personal tastes.

Sakuya_Izayoi

(ooc: that as a weird sentance, I meant that the lady doesn't like the same things a human does)

Shiza_Salad

*takes a bite of the fish* this is really good!

--Morgana--

OOC: Lol its okay, I got it!

Wait, really? what kind of person is she? I imagined a rich lady would like all this fancy stuff.

Shiza_Salad

@--Morgana-- you don't know the half of it...

Sakuya_Izayoi

Well, she's a vampire so she likes everything cooked with blood. She also enjoys finely aged blood. ( I don't know if this is true though. I admit not to care much about remi.)

--Morgana--

A vampire? huh, were getting a bit of everything here. Has she ever... Bitten you before?

Sakuya_Izayoi

>> I refuse to answer this question.

Akamoto_Shinji

*Warps in*
Oh Wow, Were dragging in Gensokyo Residents now? Hey Izayoi, Remember me?

Sakuya_Izayoi

No. I do not remember you. Pray tell me whom you might be?

--Morgana--

S-Sorry! I was curious is all.

Akamoto_Shinji

Meh, Didn't think you would. I'm Akamoto Shinji, I went after Remi once and you kicked my butt, I was about 10 at the time.

Sakuya_Izayoi

(@akamoto, dude what kind of back story is that ? xD)

hmm. If you say so. it's true I don't remember you.

No need to apologize Morgana.

Akamoto_Shinji

OOC: @Sakuya, My guy was an interdimensional assassin, one of his contracts was for Remilia.

Sakuya_Izayoi

( xD suuure. well, we all know no one's ever gonna kill her)

anyway, what can I help you with ?

Akamoto_Shinji

Just popped in to say hi, Is anyone else here?

OOC: Was is the keyword, he gave up after Sakuya kicked him out

Sakuya_Izayoi

(I'm just surprised you didn't get blown to pieces by meiling. I'll have to knife her later)

well there's the anthropomorphic cat as well as this odd man sitting against the tree. the rest seems to have left.

Shiza_Salad

I exist still. Thanks you for the fish Sakuya

--Morgana--

I was just here enjoying Lady Sakuya's cooking~ it was the best!

Akamoto_Shinji

Nah, I meant is anyone else from Gensokyo here, Like Remi, or those fairies, Daiyousei and Cirno?

Sakuya_Izayoi

I'm glad you both enjoyed it !
*she seems happy

Shiza_Salad

@Akamoto_Shinji sadly, no.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Well, the whole mansion appeared here, so it's safe to assume the Mistress is here too, along Lady Patchouli and that no good gate-keeper.I haven't seen them today though.

--Morgana--

Usually Miss Sayaka spoils me or Akira gives me... cat food... That was on an entire different level though!

Sakuya_Izayoi

You flatter me ! It couldn't have been that good!

Shiza_Salad

Indeed Morgana

Akamoto_Shinji

Speaking of Patchy, I gotta return that book on Matter Displacement, It was very useful.

Anyway, Thanks!

*Warps away*

Sakuya_Izayoi

( you held on to that book since you were ten ? -w- please don't take my setting and make it your own too much. )

Sakuya_Izayoi

umm.. Sure.

--Morgana--

It was though! if your vampire princess doesn't like it, you can always cook for us instead.

Akamoto_Shinji

OOC: Nah I won't, I take my backstory from multiple settings but its almost always a observational role, In this case He's just been to Gensokyo more than the other places. So it's less like I'm taking your setting and more I'm using Gensokyo itself as a small part of his backstory.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Don't worry Morgana, my Lady eats all her vegetables every day

*she smiles proudly.

--Morgana--

I don't like vegetables as much as fish, but I'm sure you prepare them well!

Sakuya_Izayoi

Of course I do ! I'm the Head maid of the Mansion ! It is my duty to do so.

Now, pardon my curiosity, but are there other interesting spots around here?

Akamoto_Shinji

*Walks out of the mansion*

Akamoto_Shinji

Well there's usually a few cafes, A gym, or a specific location that everyone hangs out at but right now they're all buried in the collective unconscious until someone revives them or recreates them.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Hmmm... Very well. I thank you for the information.